Weekly News Quiz

This is something I've wanted to do for a while, but never got around to doing. Coming from this Sunday's Detroit Free Press, you can test your sports knowledge here. FYI, there are no wrong answers here, everyone scores a five. Give it a shot.

1. Andre Agassi announced he's retiring after this summer because he wants to...
a) Spend more time with Steffi and the kids
b) Play Lex Luthor in the next Superman movie
c) Take a GM buyout
d) Beat Steve Yzerman to the punch

2. NASCAR's Jeff Gordon revealed that he's:
a) Engaged to a Belgian model
b) Addicted to Belgian waffles
c) Allergic to brussels sprouts
d) Replacing Star Jone Reynolds on "The View." Finally, all those Regis and Kelly gigs are paying off

3. Finish this sentence: The Devil Wears...
a) Prada
b) Nike
c) Spandex (at least according to the Tour De France drug testing)
d) White Sox. (The Tigers-White Sox are the new Yankees-Red Sox, even if the networks haven't picked up on it yet)

4. Why was Holland disappointed last week?
a) Ousted from the World Cup by Portugal
b) Didn't even score a goal in the game. Nil
c) Still hasn't found a goalie. Nill
d) No, wait, that last one was Ken Holland and Jim Nill

5. What would some people like to see expanded to 128?
a) Teams in the NCAA hoops tournament
b) TV viewers for NHL games
c) Athletes rumored to be dating Paris Hilton
d) Pieces of bubblegum Nate Robertson can stuff in his mouth