Survivor Series results

Could I have asked for a better Survivor Series? Yes, I could have, but this will have to suffice. I went a phenominal 6-1 for Survivor Series here. Thank you Randy Orton; Batista; Jeff Hardy, Kane, Rey Mysterio & Triple H (the fact Matt Hardy couldn't compete didn't change my opinion of this match); CM Punk; Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch; and The Great Khali for picking up the victories for me. As for Beth Phoenix, Jillian, Layla, Melina & Victoria, as punishment for ruining my undefeated hopes, I will not be sleeping with you. My record after Survivor Series is a very powerful 128-97. Take that, snitches!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Jay-Z "Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)..."