Wednesday, May 28, 2008

WILF Wednesday Week 10

Hello, world. Coming to you live from Livonia, Michigan, it is I, Tom Barry, aka 313. And I want to greet you all by saying welcome to the tenth week of WILF Wednesday. This calls for balloons, streamers, and confetti! Anyways, where would this segment be without the man behind the videos, theassman345xxxo? Thanks, assman. Now, if there were ever a woman who was made to be a WILF, it would be this sexy lady. Of course, when you're a mixture of Irish, German, Mexican, and Cherokee heritages, you're certainly going to have an exotic look that will turn heads. Hence, why this lovely woman became a protege of Prince. And, well, maybe I'll just skip her whole music career. It wouldn't be long, though, until she would start posing for the magazine that has given us so many WILFs over the years, Playboy. This only furthered things, as she began starring on "Baywatch" and hosted the MTV series "Singled Out." And just when things couldn't get any bigger for this hottie, she started landing roles in major motion pictures. Remember her three-way kiss with Amy Smart and Owen Wilson in "Starsky and Hutch?" I do. She's also appeared in numerous movie parodies, notably those recent reference one that, aside from the original "Scary Movie," really sucked. But when you do great commercials for Taco Bell and Ritz Cameras, and founding a naked women's wrestling league, you'll more than make up for whatever clunkers go to the theatres. And let's face facts. She has breasts so big, that giving it to her between those mounds her is probably required. And that ass. It's so delicious, I wouldn't be surprised if she loves it back there. Sure, she may be unfairly roasted in the press, a la Britney Spears, but we still love her. She's hot. She's exotic. She's the defination of a WILF. She's Carmen Electra.

2 Comments:

Blogger Cindylover1969 said...

Why no embedding this week?

12:11 AM

 
Blogger Cindylover1969 said...

That's better. :)

12:04 AM

 

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