WILF Wednesday Week 14

What's up, world? 313 is back here and you know what it is time for. Time for me to show just how excellent a human being Keith Olbermann is. Just kidding. You know that's physically impossible. No, it's WILF Wednesday! And my, oh my, what a hottie I have for you today, courtesy of theassman345xxxo (keep up the good work, man). Today's woman is known a little bit in the mainstream, but underground, she's a favorite. She started out doing some softcore porn bits, from "Province 77" to a threesome on "Hotel Erotica" to a lesbian scene with Belinda Glavin from "American Gladiators" in "Roommate Wanted". She's done many fetish films under the alias Mackenzie Montgomery. Her model-like looks earned her a photoshoot as a foot fetish model in FM Magazine, an appearance in FLEX, posing with bouncing cars in Lowrider Magazine, and even earned a spot as the Cyber Girl of the Week in the June 2002 issue of Playboy. Of course, like many models with her kind of body, she went on to do TV shows, including "7th Heaven" and "Party of Five", as well as mainstream movies like "Tomcats", "Anger Management", and "A Man Apart". But then, it was on the big time. The WWE. In 2004, she was selected as a finalist in the inaugural WWE Diva Search. Even though she failed to finish in the top ten, the WWE really saw something in her, and decided to keep her. She wound up competing in the traditional non-match Diva contests, such as lingerie and bikini contests. Only soon after did she make a big splash, because in 2005, during Super Bowl XXXIX, she went on a commercial for a now-popular domain website, GoDaddy.com. Her parody of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction from the previous year's halftime show was an instant hit (and how!). In fact, her appearances in GoDaddy.com commercials during the Super Bowl are now a staple of the show, despite this year's being banned by Fox (you can still find it online). But just because she was an overnight celebrity thanks to that commercial, she hadn't inflated her ego and thought she was too bog for the WWE. She started competing full time as a Superstar, not afraid to get physical against some of the best, including future WWE Hall of Famers Lita and Trish Stratus. Every match, you would see visiable improvement in her in-ring work. Her status earned her a cover shot and nude set for the April 2006 Playboy. Her hard work finally paid off when, at WWE Vengeance: Night of Champions, she defeated Melina to win her first-ever WWE Women's Championship. Impressively, she held on to the title for four months. Sadly, when she tried to regain the title from the woman who beat her for it, Beth Phoenix, she was accidentally pushed off the top rope by Phoenix, causing her to land awakardly, forcing a quick end to the match, and seeing her carted off on a stretcher. While some were concerned she had been killed, she was concious the whole time and even sat up backstage. Turned out to be a fractured shoulder bone. She attempted a comeback in March, but in her first match back, she reaggravated her injury. But she's scheduled to be back in later this summer, possibly early this fall. When she is back, I know she will return to the full-time ass-kicker she is. And it's not just her in-ring skills that are impressive. She's got jugs that just seem like they can't even find in your hand. And on top of that, she has an ass that practically yells, "SPANK ME, BABY!" And you know what? Given her past softcore performances and her sexual behavior on WWE television, I wouldn't be surprised if she was a full-blown nympho. She's hot. She's erotic. She's funny. She's athletic. She's Candice Michelle.