WILF Wednesday Closes Out 2008 with a Bang

How's it going, everybody? Tom back again, and what better way to shut the door on 2008 than with a rare two-post day? Tonight, it's back. That's right. My Top 100 Songs of the Year. But that's for later. Right now, I have to pay attention to WILF Wednesday. Thanks to theassman345xxxo for making this video. And unfortunately, I have to remind you all that while this video is not pornographic, viewer discretion is advised (stupid YouTube flaggers). Alright, on with the action. Now, I do not discriminate against women, homewreckers or not. Quite frankly, I don't care if this woman can tear apart a marriage. Sorry, Jen, but I can still book you that "Celebrity Deathmatch" if you want it. Anyways, to prevent myself from saying something I'll regret later, I'll keep this mini-bio short, sweet, and to the point. In 1982, she started her acting career in "Lookin' to Get Out" alongside her legendary father, Jon Voight. She didn't start acting full-time until 1993 in "Cyborg 2" (WTF?). She landed her first major role in the 1995 film "Hackers." Her roles began getting more critical acclaim with biographical films like "George Wallace" and "Gia," and then she landed an Oscar for "Girl, Interrupted." Since then, the glass ceiling has broken for this full-lipped hottie. She landed international fame when she was cast as the titular character in "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider." She's seen more than her fair share of commercial successes since then (i.e., "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" and "Kung Fu Panda"). And I ain't gonna lie. This woman, love her or not, has excellent breasts and an ass worthy of a paddle. She's hot. She's sexy. She's erotic. She's talented. She's a three-time Golden Globe winner. She's an Academy Award winner. She's Angelina Jolie.