WILF Wednesday Gets a Little Bouncy

Hello everybody. Welcome back to WILF Wednesday. I am Tom, as you all know. This edition of WILF Wednesday is my way of saying Merry Christmas (tomorrow), Happy Hanukkah (going on), Happy Kwanzaa (Friday), and Happy Ramadan (I think it's already over, but this is still for my Islamic readers). Thanks to theassman345xxxo for wrapping up this present and tying a nice bow on it. However, though it isn't ponographic, viewer discretion is advised. Now get the hell out of here, you moral Grinch! Anyways, this lovely lady will win over many hearts. This woman was told many times she was too small to be a professional wrestler. Maybe that's why she toiled for so long in the minor leagues and TNA (ZING!). After years of competiting in the farm systems, she finally got called up to the WWE. She debuted as Trish Stratus' biggest fan, helping and accidentally hurting Trish and Ashley in their matches. Her fandom of Trish soon became psychotic, leading up to a match between the two at WrestleMania 22, where this week's woman won her first WWE Championship. After winning said title, she effectively starting ripping through the Women's Division, causing numerous injuries to Trish, Ashley, and Beth Phoenix. Basically anybody who crossed this psycho found themselves on the self. After about five months, she turned face again when she lost the title to Lita. After Trish retired as WWE Women's Champion, this week's hottie and Lita clashed for two months for the championship, Lita getting their first, followed by this week's woman grabbing it in Lita's retirement match at Survivor Series in 2006. Afterwards, our girl competed in a physical feud against Victoria that cemented her spot as a top Diva. Next was a hardcore rivalry with Melina, and in the end, the Latina Diva won. This week's woman did regain the Women's Championship under weird circumstances at a house show in Paris, but lost it to Melina again a few minutes later. Most of 2007 was fighting in match-ups with Victoria, Melina, and Jillian as she worked her way back to the title. Soon, she got involved in a frustrating feud with the much more powerful Beth, who dominated Mickie for months. Finally, in April, she finally cracked the Glamazon and joined Hall of Famer Fabulous Moolah and future Hall of Famer Lita for second with 4 WWE Women's Championships (trails only Trish, who had 7 reigns). Her feud carried over for a few months and helped turn Melina face, then moved into a feud with Katie Lea Burchill. All the while, this helped create a fascinating backstage romance with John Cena until Cena hurt his neck, leading many to wonder if the releationship was for real or not. Eventually, she lost her title to Beth again, but she has instrumental in other Diva feuds assisting former rivals like Candice, Kelly Kelly, and Melina. I have little doubt she will grab that elusive fifth WWE Women's Championship soon enough. But how about this girl's body? At 5'4", I wouldn't expect such a great set of boobs and a spankable ass to fit in that body, but she gets it done. She's hot. She's athletic. She's bouncy. She's fun. She's not afraid to kiss anybody on TV, male or female. She's destined for greatness. She's Mickie James.