TiVo Guide Week of March 2, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Rules of Engagement” In the third-season opener, Audrey learns Russell is a closet Broadway-musical fan, and she uses the knowledge to blackmail him for theater tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer take dance lessons. Mike: Bob Odenkirk. Monday at 9:30 on CBS.

“Harlem Heights” The cast follows the 2008 presidential election in the premiere episode of this reality series documenting the lives of eight twentysomethings living in Harlem. Monday at 10 on BET.

“Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” Onetime "Saturday Night Live" player Jimmy Fallon's inaugural show features Robert De Niro, Justin Timberlake and music guest Van Morrison. Tuesday at 12:35 on NBC.

“Reaper” The second season begins with Sam, Sock and Ben returning from vacation only to discover that they have all been fired from the Work Bench and evicted from their apartment. Later, Sock learns that he has a gorgeous stepsister, and the Devil orders Sam to capture an escapee from hell who broke a deal with him. Tuesday at 8 on The CW.

“Biggest Loser: Couples” Rocco DiSpirito teaches the players to choose healthy meals while dining out and later prepares a special meal for the team that wins a cook-off competition. Later, Sugar Ray Leonard gives boxing lessons to the teams, and the contestants pack and load kits for a food bank during the weekly challenge. Tuesday at 8 on NBC.

“Real Housewives of New York City” LuAnn's housekeeper returns after a month-long trip to the Philippines---to the relief of LuAnn, who had been saddled with the extra house chores. In other developments, Jill organizes a charity event; Alex basks in luxurious spa treatment; Kelly participates in an elite Hamptons horse show; and Ramona's husband organizes a tennis doubles rematch with Jill---resulting in a volley of egos. Tuesday at 10 on Bravo.

“America’s Next Top Model” The 12th season begins in Las Vegas at Caesar's Palace with 34 would-be models participating in a photo shoot, after which Tyra selects the Top 13 contestants who then move into a loft in New York City. Next, the ladies take part in a fashion show and bring classic childhood games to life in a Central Park photo shoot. Wednesday at 8 on The CW.

“Make Me a Supermodel” Season 2 kicks off with 16 new models invading New York City in their bid for model supremacy. In the first challenge, they must create an intimate moment---in a glass box suspended high above the Big Apple. Tyson Beckford returns as host (Season 1 cohost Niki Taylor does not return). Nicole Trunfio serves as the models' mentor. Judges include designer Catherine Malandrino; model Jenny Shimizu; photographer Perou; and model scout Marlon. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

“High School Reunion” Irked by Dennis' disturbing behavior, the classmates debate whether to let him stay or ask him to leave. Meanwhile, Scott H. takes Kara out on a hall pass, but Tom, her ex-husband, wants to know why; and Lynnette discovers she has a secret admirer. Wednesday at 10 on TV Land.

“Kath & Kim” In order to prepare for Kath's bachelorette party, Athena brews a batch of her special tea for Kath, Kim and Tina (Melissa Rauch). Craig and Derrick, meanwhile, take a more traditional approach for Phil's bachelor party by hiring a stripper. Thursday at 8:30 on NBC.

“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” Nick probes the murder of a troubled teen girl (Taylor Swift) at a seedy motel run by her parents, where two previous homicide investigations occurred over the past year. The case is especially painful for Nick, since he got to know the victim while investigating the other crimes, which are seen via flashbacks. The first involves a man shot in a crawl space above a motel room, and the second focuses on the death of a former convict recently released from prison. Thursday at 9 on CBS.

“The Chris Isaak Hour” Stevie Nicks is the guest. Thursday at 10 on BIO.

“Ghost Whisperer” Melinda shocks Sam with a revelation that leaves their relationship faltering. Friday at 8 on CBS.

“20/20” Highlights of Siegfried and Roy's Feb. 28, 2009, performance at a Las Vegas benefit for the Lou Ruvo Brain Institute.The show, billed as their "farewell performance," also marked the first time that the illusionists appeared on stage since October 2003, when Roy was mauled by a tiger. The hour also includes interviews with Siegfried and Roy, a retrospective on their careers and a chronicle of Roy's recovery from the life-threatening injuries he suffered in the mauling. Elizabeth Vargas reports. Friday at 9 on ABC.

“Cribs Awards” Kim Kardashian hosts this look at the series' most memorable pads, from Richard Branson's island paradise to Hugh Hefner's famous mansion. Saturday at 1 on MTV.

“iCarly” Carly, Sam and Freddie get look-alikes to trick Spencer when they sneak out to see a mixed-martial-arts fight. Meanwhile, Spencer is preoccupied with constructing a large version of Newton Balls. Saturday at 8 on Nickelodeon.

“Ashes to Ashes” In the series opener, a modern-day cop (Keeley Hawes) wakes up after being shot and finds herself involved in 1981 drug bust, where she comes face-to-face with DCI Gene Hunt (Philip Glenister). Saturday at 9 on BBC America.

“Simpsons” When Homer's questionable financing of his annual Mardi Gras bash forces the Simpsons to put their house up for sale, Flanders becomes their new landlord. Sunday at 8 on Fox.

“Cold Case” The 1976 murder of a 17-year-old honor-roll student is reinvestigated after a photo reveals that she was connected to a notorious motorcycle gang. Sunday at 9 on CBS.

“The L Word” In the series finale, a detective (Lucy Lawless) puts the whole gang of girlfriends in jail while she attempts to get to the bottom of the mystery of who killed Jenny. Sunday at 9 on Showtime.