Everyone sucks but the Red Wings!

If I may be so modest, the Red Wings are looking like, no, wait, scratch that, ARE the best team in hockey this season. Sure, some could have been saying the Sharks or Bruins, but they're no longer able to produce a counterarguement because they were eliminated. So let's see who's left standing. There's the Red Wings, 4-0 over the Blue Jackets, and 4-3 over the Ducks. Then there's the Blackhawks, a team I love to hate. Sure they may have eliminated the Flames and Canucks, but those teams were nowhere near as skilled as the Red Wings. They didn't have the offensive, defensive, or goaltending skills of the Red Wings. Oh, by the way, the Blackhawks are down, 2-0, so if they don't get their heads out their asses, this will be over during Memorial Day Weekend. And out East are the Penguins and the Hurricanes, the Red Wings' last two Stanley Cup Finals opponents in 2008 and 2002, respectively. Let me tell you, nothing seems to have changed for the Leopard Seal Bait or the Tropical Depressions. They're blaming the same inferior game that they did last season, and probably won't see the Stanley Cup coming to Pittsburgh or Raleigh. And it certainly won't be in Pittsburgh. Sorry to disappoint the rest of the NHL, but the Stanley Cup is staying in the Motor City.