What's your Halloween costume?

Alright, ladies and gentlemen. The floor is open for you to discuss who or what you are dressing up as for tonight's Halloween festivities. Be descriptive, because I want to be sure this thread is a lot of fun.

I'll start off by saying that I will be a blind referee. Although the way the Tigers were royally screwed in the one-game playoff to decide the American League Central, I might as well be a blind umpire. But with the way the NFL, SEC, and Pacific-10 royally screw things up on a consistant basis, I couldn't resist. The costume comes complete with a referee's shirt and hat, as well as a blind man's glasses and walking cane. I've got the black pants, shoes, and socks that were not included, so I think this will be a hit tonight wherever I go. Who knows, maybe I get with a girl who feels sympathy for my blindness, LOL.

Alright, now that I've got my costume out of the way, it's your turn. What you going out as and why?