Oh God, everybody do a facepalm

Oh man. One of the few highlights of watching Spike is "1000 Ways to Die." It is tragic how some of these people go out. Take the guy who was about to get some action on New Years Eve, only to be taken down by a stray, airborne bullett. Of course, some of these are cases of "What were you thinking?" A few deserving highlights. Take the fugitive who got caught in a pipe and encountered a hoard of rats. Say good-bye to your eyes. Maybe the terrorists who blew themselves up because they didn't account for Daylight Savings Time on their GPS-based timer. Clean up on Aisle Three! The death row inmate whose sentence was commuted to life. Touched a frayed wire from his TV and fried himself sitting on his metal toilet. And there is another death row inmate, but I can't remember what happened with him. Take the guy who mugged a pregnant woman for a bag of groceries. The less you know about him, the better. And let's not forget the moron who tried to rib a gun shop. You can figure it out from there. Either you don't deserve this, or you really, truly do. Just remember to watch your step at life.