*crawls into the fetal position*

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I don't think it needs much more explaining. We lose tonight, well, at least it's been a great season. We win, there's still hope. However, I place a curse upon you, Brandon, for starting the chain story when the World Series is not yet over.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Fall Out Boy "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me""

Can somebody explain something to me, please?

How is it the Tigers go from this: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061022/COL25/61022013/1106 to this: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061024/COL25/61024037/1106? Well, that is indeed a tight spot, but you know what? The Tigers win tonight, this is definitley coming back to Detroit, and the Tigers need as much home field advantage as possible.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: T.I. "What You Know"

Reality check

While this little cartoon is a nice way of looking at the Tigers:
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The sad truth is the Tigers played like the birdbeing swallowed by the cat. Fear not, my beloved Tigers fans. Wait, am I the only Tiger fan in this community? Oh well. The point is the Gambler steps on the mound tonight. You saw what Kenny did to the Yankees and the Athletics. If Rogers pitches like those two games against Cardinals tonight, the Tigers won't leave Motown in a deep hole.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: LL Cool J "Control Myself"

3 stages of Tigers baseball.

First comes shock. http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061007/COL25/61007009/1106

Then comes the signs that things are turning around. http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061013/COL25/61012030/1106

Then reality sets in. http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061014/COL25/61014045/1106

Go Tigers! I don't care if the Mets or Cardinals are coming to town, they ain't taking home the World Series championship.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Sean Paul "Temperature"

WAHOO!

I went 6-0 at my No Mercy picks from last Sunday. In your face, Butch! I swept my picks like the Tigers swept the Athletics. Thank you very much, King Booker, Ken Kennedy, Rey Mysterio, Montel Vontavious Porter, Matt Hardy, and Brian Kendrick & Paul London. No thanks, umm... Wow, it so odd that I have nobody to hate on. So after one year of picking, my record stands at 50-52. Not good, but not bad.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: The All-American Rejects "Move Along"

No Mercy card & picks

I still can't believe I'm at a miserable 44-52 at WWE picks. Ladies and gents, that record shall look very different after No Mercy is said and done tonight. Here's the card:

Fatal Four-Way match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
King Booker (c) vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Batista vs. Finlay

Mr. Kennedy vs. The Undertaker

Falls Count Anywhere match:
Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

Montel Vontavious Porter vs. TBA

Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy

WWE Tag Team Championship:
Paul London and Brian Kendrick (c) vs. KC James and Idol Stevens

May the woes from Unforgiven be forgotten tonight. I'll take King Booker, Ken Kennedy, Rey Mysterio, Montel Vontavious Porter (this match may be subject to change), Matt Hardy, and Brian Kendrick & Paul London.

Tigers bragging to occur after I get off work tonight.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Mary J. Blige "Be Without You"

4 out of 5 ain't bad

To demonstrate how stupid the Lions CEO is, look at this.

If the Red Wings, Pistons, Tigers and Shock can find the keys to victory, why can't the Lions? Matt Millen has been driving this team into the ground since 2001. And worst yet, the Ford family is doing nothing to help us. SAVE A LIONS FAN! BUY GM!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Jamie Foxx "Unpredictable"

Chokers? What chokers?

Some people think of this of the Detroit Tigers in the way they ended the regular season. Let me remind you people of something. The New York Yankees have been finding new ways to lose a playoff series since 2001. This year should be no different.

GO TIGERS!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Prince "Black Sweat"

I Live For This!

Yes, it's offical. Hell has frozen over.

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Go Tigers!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Chris Brown "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)"