Saturday, February 18, 2006

Start your engines!

OK, I know! It makes me sound like a redneck. But, I'll admit, albeit painfully, NASCAR is cool. My uncle (not the one who is the doushebag I want to go nuclear on) got me into when he took me to Michigan International Speedway in Brooklyn (not to be confused with the borough, it's an actual city in the Lansing area). And let's clear the air, the good uncle is from the U.P., so he sounds more Canadian than redneck. So I think, why not place my NASCAR picks for the year.

Winner of the Chase: Tony Stewart

Friday, February 17, 2006

BANG!

Oh sorry, I was teaching Dick Cheney how to shoot quail. You know, the VP did screw up, I'll admit it. But why the anger? He never meant to do it. But if I do get shot, I hope it's by someone with 24/7 medicial service. Hey, I got one. Oops, never mind. That was Barbara Streisand. *whispers to Cheney* Good shot.

EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!

WWE, if you are listening, pay close attention. Rey Mysterio must, and I repeat with much stress, must beat Randy Orton at No Way Out this Sunday. Yes, Randy was screwed in his first World Heayweight Championship reign. But let's face it, the fans are more into Rey Mysterio than ever before since he started carrying the legacy of Eddie Guerrero on shoulders. Not to mention, Rey has done things we never thought he'd do. Let's see him top it off by beating Kurt Angle at WrestleMania XXII.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Life stinks

OK, I'm not thinking suicide. Still, life seems lacking. If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a sports nut. While I am following the Olympics, it seems odd. There's the games in Torino, plus NBA All-Star Weekend. The Red Wings and Pistons gone just seems weird, even if it brief. I would like to say it does suck, but I've seen Tigers and Lions games, so I know it isn't that bad.

It's here! It's here!

Finally! The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived! Three things that caught my eye.
1. Eight former covergirls topless together. And they looked like they were having fun.
2. Heidi Klum in bodypaint. 'Nuff said.
3. The words "Maria Sharapova as you've never seen her before." Yeah right. We all know Cosmo Kramer has one-upped SI.
Excuse me please, Rebecca Romijn is calling my name.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Why I hate TNA

As you know, I've been harping on TNA for a while. However, I never really said why. Here are my reasons.

  1. Too fast-paced. They need an oxygen mask and take a breather.
  2. Not enough women. Traci, Gail, and Jackie look nice, but the WWE continues dominating the women's area.
  3. Keep Monty Brown out of the ring.
  4. Come to think of it, keep Monty off the mic. His promos never make sense.
  5. James Mitchell, see number four.
  6. Abyess = Bad, clumsy ripoff combination of Mick Foley and Kane.
  7. Jeff Hardy, Raven, Team 3-D, Rhino, and Kip James (formally Billy Gunn) have been working stiff since they joined the company.
  8. Christian has been, wait I'm sorry, Christian CAGE, has been the only reason I watch TNA, but he's going to get buried by Jeff Jarrett, a bigger spotlight hog than Triple H.
  9. Anybody else think an in-ring fatality will come in an X-Division match?
  10. Seriously, why the hell is a six-sided ring a necessity?

Saturday, February 11, 2006

A city icon has left us.

Jay Dee, a.k.a. J Dilla, the Detroit producer and rapper revered by his peers for his work with A Tribe Called Quest, Slum Village and Common, died Friday (February 10). He was 32.Tim Maynor, Jay's manager since 1999, said he died Friday morning in Los Angeles, but he had no details on the cause of death. Dee, born James Yancey, had been battling kidney problems in recent years, but Maynor believed he had recovered."He was the best ever, and very underappreciated," Maynor said. "Dilla was very reserved, quiet, all he wanted to do was make beats, make music. It wasn't about the glitz and glory. He wasn't doing it for the spotlight at all. He's a dinosaur who will be missed.""I am devastated at the world's loss of a musical genius of Charlie Parker proportions," Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson of the Roots said. "Too often we bestow the 'greatest' title upon those who have the attention of the press and the charts and radio. But if you were to secretly ask the most praised hip-hop producers, if given a top three, who they fear the most, Dilla's name would chart on everyone's list, hands down. I am fortunate to have known this man. He inspires me to perfect my craft in every way. Dilla was and will always be my hero.""Me and Jay Dee were very, very, very, very good friends," said D12's Proof, who got his first tattoo with Jay Dee, an "FC" for Funky Cowboy, their pre-Slum Village/ D12 group. "He produced my first demo. As a producer, he is one of the most influential producers ever, even up to Kanye West or Just Blaze. Jay Dee had a signature sound that a lot of people were influenced by. People will never understand his genius. It's a shame that he didn't get the light of a Dr. Dre or Timbaland or Neptunes, but he took more of a jazz-musician approach to the whole game. He was truly a mastermind."As J Dilla, the rapper released an album titled Donuts just Tuesday and was scheduled to release another one, The Shining, in April. Maynor said he was also two tracks away from finishing a third release for 2006. "He never stopped working," he said.In December, Jay toured Europe performing in a wheelchair, due to problems with his knees, Maynor said. When his manager suggested he postpone the trek, the producer said it was something he had to do. "Maybe he knew something we didn't," Maynor said.Jay came to prominence in the mid-'90s producing tracks for the likes of Common, D'Angelo, De La Soul, Pharcyde and Busta Rhymes, as well as working as part of Tribe's production team, the Ummah, and in his own group, Slum Village."He was a trendsetter, the soul sound [in hip-hop] is really Jay Dee," RJ Rice, founder of Slum's label, Barak Records, said. "I don't know if he'll ever get credit for it or not, most people just copied him."Jay was born and raised in the Conant Gardens neighborhood of Detroit, attending Pershing High School with his eventual Slum Village mates Baatin and T3."I'm f---ed up, my n---a just passed away," T3 wrote on his MySpace page Friday.After recording 1996's underground Fantastic, Vol. 1, Slum Village signed to GoodVibe Recordings and released 2000's Fantastic, Vol. 2. After releasing Best Kept Secret under the alias J-88 the following year, the group returned in 2002 with Trinity (Past, Present and Future) featuring Jay in a limited role.Dee left the group that year and released Welcome 2 Detroit, kicking off U.K. indie label BBE Music's "Beat Generation" series. He also formed a group with Madlib called Jaylib and released Champion Sound in 2003.He spent 2004 working on a variety of albums, including Common's Be, as well as his underground instrumental "beat tapes," but also spent some of the year hospitalized."What happened was that the doctor told me that I'd ruptured my kidney from being too busy and being stressed out and not eating right," Dee told Urb magazine in 2004. "He told me that if I'd waited another day, I might not have made it.""Sometimes that fixation can be a good thing and sometimes it can be bad. There'd be days when I wouldn't eat at all because I'd be in the basement working all day," he said in the interview. "This is definitely my second chance, my wakeup call. I still love the music, but I wouldn't put it first in my life. It's family first, and then everything else."Proof said Jay always told him he was feeling fine, but the close friends seemed to only talk on the phone in recent years. "It didn't hit me until today, but I think he just didn't want his friends to see him in that light," Proof said. "He wanted us to remember him how it was."[This story was originally published on 02.10.06 at 7:04 PM ET] — Corey Moss

Jay was certainly one of the best in the game. His music was him at its roots and its finest if you ask me. Thanks for the memories. RIP Jay.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Random Thoughts of the Week

I'd start a countdown for the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but I'm not sure when it's coming.

So the Super Bowl was a big hit. Everybody seemed really impressed with how Detroit carried itself. Wish we could say the same for the game.

Hey, how come Turin gets to host an Olympics, but we can't? Damn Italian bastards.

So I'm cruising the stations on my new stereo when I hear somebody talking politics. They start bashing Bush and it's stuff that's not even on the news. Then it hits me, this town has been cursed with Air America. I have some music for them, just let me check my files.

FREE GRETZKY!

Good thing about living in Detroit, not only do you get NBC Olympic coverage, but also the CBC as well. Canadian Broadcasting Corporation for those of you who have never heard of the CBC.

Ah, here's that music! *plays Kurt Angle's entrence theme* YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Almost time for Ghost Whisper and Smackdown. Later dudes.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Planning for a future story

ALright, as many of you know, I'm stuck between the newest edition of "I'll Be There For You" and the C-S-S-A chain story. However, I'm seriously taking into consideration doing a Celebs Meet C-S-S-A story taking place at the Maxim Super Bowl Party last week. Besides myself, the cast would include Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell, and Jamie Pressley. What do you think guys? Should I go for it?

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Veronica Mars betting pool

OK, so it's not really betting. Who do you think I am, Wayne Gretzsky's (sp?) wife? Let's face it, Veronica Mars rocks. Question is can anybody here solve the mystery of who this season's murderers are? Say to my regular five viewers, I'm issuing a challenge. Whoever can guess Felix's killer and the person responsible for the bus crash, you get a little surprise.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Kurt Angle's Top 10 Rivalries

Well, I saw Kurt Angle's top ten rivalries at WWE.com. For those of you keeping score at home, Big Show is at 10, and John Cena is at 9. They will announce a new rival everyday, but it got me thinking. What about the other eight. Well, don't count this as an official prediction, but here's my Kurt Angle top ten, in no particular order.

Big Show (DUH!)
Chris Benoit
Eddie Guerrero
Edge
John Cena (DUH!)
The Rock
Shawn Michaels
Stone Cold
Triple H
The Undertaker

Any objections?

Monday, February 06, 2006

Super Bowl XL Thoughts

Decent game. 3 out of 5 stars.

What a way to retire. Jerome Bettis deserves nothing less than to retire right after winning the Super Bowl in his hometown.

It's been official for a while, but it's still worth saying. Bill Cowher will be enshirned in Canton. Well, after his jaw gets inducted.

Seattle wasted more time than anybody who saw Son of the Mask. Believe me, Mike Holmgreen can do a better job.

So I see Kristen Bell and Jaime Pressley were both at the Maxim party. I'm thinking of doing my contribution to Celebs Meet C-S-S-A with this. You know, when I have the time.

Overall, Detroit recieved excellent marks. Hear that America? We can be a good city. Hell, Jimmy Kimmel was grobling at our feet!

Well, time to focus my attention on Turin.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Enough talk. Let's get the game going.

Alright, parties are closing up (except for the after-parties), tailgating has officially begun and in about six hours, it's game time. Steelers vs. Seahawks. I'm really looking forward to this. Both incredible teams. Either team deserves to walk out of Ford Field with the Vince Lambardi Trophy in tow. But personally, win one for the Bus, Pittsburgh!

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Welcome to the XL. Enjoy your stay.

Steelers 25, Seahawks 24. Crack THAT crystal ball, Butch!

Friday, February 03, 2006

Random Thoughts of the Week

Hooray! More carzy ranting and raving!

When going to a friend's house, make sure to find out if they have a dog. If so, bring the mouthwash.

It's official. Vincent Kennedy McMahon hates me.

Coretta Scott King, you've been an amazing inspiration for all of us, no matter our race.

Butch's link to DIU: "This man has a cracked crystal ball." Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

Plus, I've still got the Steelers, so I know I'll show him Sunday night.

Parties are all over the area. Diddy, Usher, Kanye, Ludacris, Eminem, Snoop. Anybody want to donate to the "Get Tom to a Super Bowl Party" Fund?

Surprisingly, not one Steelers or Seahawks fan has been shot yet.

However, we are still trying to get them to do a "Fire Millen" chant on Sunday.

Thanks for reading. Now to pray that KMB's Jennifer Love Hewitt & Playboy prophesy comes true.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

For once, I might believe that oversized rat.

Surprise, surprise. Paunxatany Phil saw his shadow. This has happened about, let's see, the umpteenth time. You know, he might right for once. Forcast here calls for snow over the weekend, so it's a good thing, since Steelers and Seahawks fans are used to that weather, plus we haven't had a lot of snow this winter, so this would be a nice change of pace.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Oh, before I forget...

There's a rumor in Hollywood that needs to be cleared up. I've heard reports of Jennifer Love Hewitt being baited with good money from Hugh Hefner to pose for Playboy. Apparently, Love's biting. She reportedly said she'd like to shed the good girl image. Anyone else hear this, because I've got the marbel and sculpting tools ready. All need is a picture of KMB and some confirmation of this rumor and I can start building this statue of him.

Post Royal Rumble Fallout

Not that Rob Schiender says it enough (for evidence, see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo), but OH NO! I SUCK AGAIN! Yes I guarenteed I'd crack the .500 mark on my wrestling picks courtesy of the Royal Rumble. Looks like my odds where as good as Jonathan Coachman winning the Royal Rumble match. Okay, Kurt Angle and Boogeyman won, but Edge, Shawn Michaels, Kid Kash, and Ashley left me out cold. WWE PPV record: 13-18. Vince, is it really necessary to mock me? I get enough of that at C-S-S-A.