You what grinds my gears?

The tabloids. Every freaking day, they are going out there, hounding celebrities, making there lives miserable. Honestly, there must be more to life then chasing stars with a camera. Why else have Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan been under so much stress? Simple, the papparazzi. It's basically legalized stalking. No wonder these women have been under so pressure and doing things they normally wouldn't do. When will the papparazzi learn? They've put Reese Witherspoon and her children in harm's way, gotten women like Britney and Lindsay into traffic incidents, and I even so one clip where they were being ignored by Rebecca Romaijn and one photographer yelled, "No wonder John Stamos left you, bitch!" That's just wrong and cold. And you'd think they'd learn their lession after Diana, Princess of Wales was killed in a Paris tunnel trying to escape the camera's lenses, but noooooooooo! Geez. They should be a better (and healthier) way of getting photos. Red carpet events, magazine shoots, yes. While they're shopping or spending time with their kids, no.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: 50 Cent "Ayo Technology"