I'm back!

Sorry guys, it's been way too long hasn't it? I haven't computed my WWE pay-per-view records yet, but I will. In the meantime, let's take a look at one of the most beautiful women in the world.




I think I just lost all control of my reproductive system. Or maybe this will get your engine running.



OK, if Danica does this, then it's only logical her next step would be to follow fellow Go Daddy girls Candice Michelle and Amanda Beard into the pages of Playboy.

I think this goes without saying, but God bless the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

DISCALIMER: No models were injected with steroids or human growth hormone before this shoot.