RAW hosts: Who's next?

Figuring out the next guest of RAW has become my new favorite game. Let's see, so far, the hosting gig has gone to Dave Batista, Ted DiBiase, Seth Green, ZZ Top, and Shaquille O'Neal. Next week will be Jeremy Piven. So I'm trying to figure out who's next in line. Here's what I think:
8-10 in Calgary: Why not Calgary native and all around hottie Elisha Cuthbert?
8-17 in St. Louis: Albert Pujols if the Cardinals are off. If not, maybe Nelly.
8-24 in Las Vegas: All signs are pointing to The Godfather.
8-31 in Detroit: Me. Just kidding. More than likely Kid Rock.
9-7 in Rosemont: Can you imagine the draw if it's Michael Jordan?
9-14 in Toronto: It can't be anybody but Trish Stratus.
9-21 in North Little Rock: How about local guy Jerry Jones?
9-28 in Albany: A local legend, maybe. Say, Joey Styles?
This is challenging stuff. Anybody think they can do better, please let me know what you think.