TiVo Guide Week of November 30, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Shrek the Halls” Shrek, Fiona and the kids try to celebrate the holidays as a family, but visits by Donkey, Puss in Boots, Gingerbread Man and others turn a cozy gathering into a chaotic Christmas. Voices include Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas. Monday at 8:30 on ABC.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on ABC.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on CBS.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on Fox.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on NBC.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on CNBC.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on CNN.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on Fox News.

“Presidential Address to the Nation” President Obama outlines his strategy "to finish the job" in Afghanistan, which may include increased troop levels and a clear exit plan. Tuesday at 8 on MSNBC.

“Nip/Tuck” After a consultation with Liz's friend, Christian starts to rethink his stormy romance with Kimber; Sean has difficulty getting over a meeting with a demanding patient. Wednesday at 10 on FX.

“Real Housewives of Orange County” Vicki eyes a potential suitor for her daughter, who's trying to mend from a breakup with her high-school flame. Also: Vicki throws a barbecue bash; Gretchen visits her late fiancé's children in Michigan; Lynne takes root in her new Laguna Beach home; and Alexis is the recipient of a special gift. Thursday at 10 on Bravo.

“Dollhouse” Echo's assignment: prevent Sen. Daniel Perrin from exposing the Dollhouse secrets. Meanwhile, at the D.C. Dollhouse, Adelle and Topher meet Topher's counterpart (Summer Glau), who has a link to Echo. Later, Echo and Bennett have a shocking reunion; Adelle squares off against the D.C. Dollhouse's leader (Ray Wise); Topher recruits Victor for his espionage; and Perrin discovers a surprising witness in his crusade against the Rossum Corporation. Friday at 8 on Fox.

“Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps” Gracie contemplates copying an established dance for Make-It-All-Up-Day when she can't come up with one on her own, but Angelina persuades her to improvise a new routine; Angelina has second thoughts about playing a prima ballerina in a school production when she learns her character is asleep for much of the performance. Saturday at 6:30 on PBS.

“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” A police officer's widow who is president of a support group called Concerns of Police Survivors and her three children have their termite-infested, water-damaged home rebuilt by Ty and his team. Usher and Selena Gomez are celebrity volunteers. Sunday at 8 on ABC.

Things I'm Thankful For

Family
Friends
A good education
Freedom to make my decisions
My health
A job
Quality entertainment
This blog
Wikipedia
YouTube
C-S-S-A (esp. Harem)
A healthy sports obsession
Hot chicks to oogle
That I live in a good community
The cats
That my ancestors landed where they did

Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

TiVo Guide Week of November 23, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“How I Met Your Mother” Marshall gives Ted and Robin one of his "Slap Bet" slaps to be used on Barney; and Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliot) visits her for Thanksgiving. Monday at 8 on CBS.

“V” With the help of her allies, Erica uncovers a biological threat that may be linked to the Visitors; Anna supervises the murder probe of a V while meeting with a special guest on the mother ship; Chad reports on the Visitors' healing centers. Tuesday at 8 on ABC.

“Glee” Will is concerned that Sue is leaking info, so he visits with a rival club's instructor (Eve) while the kids check out their competition. Meanwhile, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, and he may have hidden motives for doing this. Wednesday at 9 on Fox.

“Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade” Meredith Vieira, Matt Lauer and Al Roker anchor coverage of the 83rd annual procession in Manhattan, featuring slated appearances by Andrea Bocelli, Boys Like Girls, Alan Cumming, Jimmy Fallon and the Roots, Billy Currington and Gloria Gaynor, plus Jane Krakowski, Ziggy Marley, Katharine McPhee, Jay Sean and Carly Simon. The grand gala boasts colorful floats, marching bands, character balloons and the appearance of a certain round-bellied, jolly guy in a red suit. Thursday at 9 on NBC.

“Sesame Street” Cookie Monster tries to grow a chocolate-chip-cookie tree by planting a chocolate chip in some dirt. When his plan doesn't pan out, he asks Abby for a wish to make it come true, but the cookie trees are too high for Cookie Monster and Elmo to reach. Friday at 10 on PBS.

“Beyond Sherwood Forest” Robin Hood (Robin Dunne) must find a cure for a woman cursed to turn into a murderous beast during the daytime, as well as keep Maid Marian (Erica Durance) safe from harm. Saturday at 9 on Syfy.

“Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Concert” A celebration of the 25th anniversary of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame held at Madison Square Garden features performances by Crosby, Stills and Nash; Aretha Franklin; Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band; Jeff Beck; and U2. The concert was taped over two nights in October 2009, and also includes appearances by Metallica, Stevie Wonder, Mick Jagger, Patti Smith and John Fogerty. Sunday at 8 on HBO.

Survivor Series results

Boo-to-the-ya! I had a phenomenial night with Survivor Series last night, going 4-2. My record is now at 229-195. Suck on that, haters. Big ups to John Cena; Undertaker; Christian, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Montel Vontavious Porter & R-Truth; and Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, Sheamus & The Miz for grabbing the W's. As for the L's get out of my sight, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Jillian, Layla & Michelle McCool; and Rey Mysterio. But what a night I had last night. See ya at TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs.

Survivor Series card & picks

WWE Title Match
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H

World Heavyweight Title Match
The Undertaker vs. Big Show vs. Chris Jericho

Traditional Elimination Match
Kofi Kingston, MVP, Mark Henry, Christian and R-Truth vs. Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, William Regal and CM Punk

Traditional Elimination Match
John Morrison, Evan Bourne, Finlay, Shelton Benjamin and Matt Hardy vs. The Miz, Sheamus, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre

Traditional Elimination Match
Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Melina, Gail Kim and Eve vs. Michelle McCool, Layla, Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall

Rey Mysterio vs. Batista

Did I ever mention that I love Survivor Series? The Traditional Elimination Matches are a lot of fun, and it helps set the stage for WrestleMania. But enough of me singing the praises of Survivor Series, it's time to improve on my 225-193 record. I'm taking John Cena; Undertaker; Christian, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Montel Vontavious Porter & R-Truth; Dolph Ziggler, Drew Mcintyre, Jack Swagger, Sheamus & The Miz; Alicia Fox, Beth Phoenix, Jillian, Layla & Michelle McCool; and Rey Mysterio. Wish me luck.

Five years ago, things were ugly in Auburn Hills

Good freaking Lord, has it been that long? The NBA has moved on well. We've seen a couple of incidents of players going into the stands since then, but under different circumstances. The question still goes on, who's to blame? You can argue Ben Wallace. Sure, he was fouled when the game was well in hand, but even a Pistons fan and a general Wallace fan like myself can tell you he overreacted and escalated the situation. Some say the fans, and there's no doubt there. There is no reason to toss anything at a player, and if the players go into the stands, there needs to be restraint amongst the fans to not throw anything else. Tossing something so simple as beer, water, or popcorn at a player constitutes aggrevated assault. There is nothing stupider than finding yourself doing time just because you threw something a liquid in the face of a rogue player. And really, a chair? This is the NBA, not the old ECW. John Green, William Paulson, John Ackerman, Bryant Jackson, and David Wallace should never be allowed in The Palace of Auburn Hills again. Well, Green is barred from The Palace and its sister venue, DTE Energy Music Theatre. The same ban was enforeced on Charlie Haddad, the fan who got Falcon Punched on the floor twice. Still, you gotta look at the players who went in the stands. David Harrison, Anthony Johnson, Jermaine O'Neal, Stephen Jackson, and especially Ron Artest should bear the majority share of the blame. They are professional basketball players, but they had the attitude of street thugs. Their actions were by far the biggest slap to the face of the NBA, and all of five of those goons were charged and arrested for their actions and plead no contest, getting one year probation, a $250.00 fine, community service, and anger management counciling. Harrison escaped suspensions, but Johnson was barred for 5 games, O'Neal got 15 (originally 25, but reduced on appeal), Jackson got 30, and Artest missed the rest of the season (86 games total, 73 in the regualar season and 13 in the playoffs). So yeah, a lot of blame can be distributed, but I think the majority of it falls on the Pacers goon squad for not acting like professionals and storming The Palace, so to speak. And if you want a moment of irony, Rasheed Wallace escaped a suspension and fines by actually being the biggest peace keeper. The guy is the biggest techincal foul magnet since Dennis Rodman. WTF indeed.

TiVo Guide Week of November 16, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Gossip Girl” Blair attempts to impress her classmates by getting Lady Gaga to agree to a private concert. Meanwhile, Dan, Olivia and Vanessa get involved with a school play; Serena leans on Nate for help; and Jenny befriends an ambassador's son as a favor to Chuck. Monday at 9 on The CW.

“The Big Bang Theory” After the guys, except for Sheldon, go camping, Penny is injured and left with only Sheldon to come to her rescue. Monday at 9:31 on CBS.

“Biggest Loser” The six remaining players receive makeovers with the aid of Tim Gunn and hairstylist Tabatha Coffey. After giving speeches about their weight loss at an event for TV GUIDE magazine, the contestants reveal their new looks to family and friends. Later, the players compete for a two-week trip to a fitness resort in Utah. Tuesday at 8:30 on NBC.

“Melrose Place” Heather Locklear returns as Amanda Woodward, owner of the WPK agency. She promptly fires half the staff, including Caleb, and warns Ella that her future with the company depends on the success of the Anton V launch party. Elsewhere, David asks Lauren out on a date; and Auggie finally succumbs to Violet's flirtatious ways. Tuesday at 9 on The CW.

“Glee” Mr. Schuester divides the glee club into couples for a ballad, but it turns out to be not so good an idea when one kid gets sick. Meanwhile, Finn has dinner with Quinn's parents (Gregg Henry and Charlotte Ross). This turns out to be a bad idea as well. Wednesday at 9 on Fox.

“CSI: NY” The Compass Killer (Skeet Ulrich) claims his third victim when a body plummets from the 59th Street Bridge. A compass pointing east is discovered near the body. Terrence Davis: Nelly. Wednesday at 9:59 on CBS.

“Vampire Diaries” Damon learns some surprising information about the town's founding families, and Elena makes a devastating discovery that adversely affects her relationship with Stefan. Meanwhile, Jeremy resumes a hobby of drawing fantasy creatures that he had abandoned after his parents died. Thursday at 8 on The CW.

“The Office” Corporate bigwig David Wallace (Andy Buckley) summons a jubilant Michael to attend a shareholders meeting in New York City. Michael invites Andy, Dwight and Oscar to tag along. Meanwhile, Jim clashes with a lazy Ryan back at the office. Thursday at 9 on NBC.

“Medium” When an odd sensitivity to light affects her eyes, Allison must don a pair of sunglasses. But the shades bring into view mysterious numbers that might allow her to predict people's life expectancies. Allison also has visions of Joe's dad (Bruce Gray), nudging Joe to turn to a healthier lifestyle. Tom Verica and Mitch Pileggi guest star. Friday at 9 on CBS.

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon"). Also: Death Cab for Cutie perform. Saturday at 12:05 on ABC.

“Fanboy & Chum Chum” The boys agree to help Boog find a monster in the Frosty Mart; Fanboy thinks he's become a vampire, and he tries to make Chum Chum one, too. Saturday at 10:30 on Nickelodeon.

“America’s Most Wanted” Fugitives spotlighted on an international edition include an eastern-European drug kingpin and the United Kingdom's most wanted. Host John Walsh also observes CSI technology in the U.K. Saturday at 9 on Fox.

“Cleveland Show” It's the first Thanksgiving for Cleveland and his new family, but Roberta and Federline want no part of it. Meanwhile, Cleveland's Auntie Momma (Kym Whitely) shakes things up. Daryl Hall and John Oates have voice cameos as themselves. Other guest voices include Frances Callier and Craig Robinson as Cleveland's parents, Cookie and Freight Train. Sunday at 8:30 on Fox.

“Cold Case” The 1983 murder of a Chinese-American teen is reinvestigated. The case was originally handled by Stillman. The probe reveals the victim's girlfriend was killed by Chinese gang members three months earlier at a festival and that the dead man may have been seeking revenge. Sunday at 9 on CBS.

Could it be...?

Yes, it is! The Selenakini has come to my blog! Worship it in all its jailbait glory!

TiVo Guide Week of November 9, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“One Tree Hill” Brooke gets some shocking news that threatens her relationship with Julian. Meanwhile, Nathan finds out that Dan's back in town as he prepares to sign a new NBA contract; Millicent heads for a big fall; and Haley returns to the stage. Sophia Bush directed the episode. Monday at 8 on The CW.

“CSI: Miami” Ray Langston (Laurence Fishburne) of the Las Vegas crime lab arrives in Miami to investigate after a severed leg found in the Everglades is discovered to belong to a girl who disappeared in Las Vegas a week earlier. The story continues on "CSI: NY" and concludes on "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation." Monday at 10 on CBS.

“Super WHY!” When Little Boy Blue disappears, the Super Readers solve the mystery with help from the prince in "Cinderella." Tuesday at 9 on PBS.

“The Hills” Brody and Kristin consider rekindling the flame; Justin and Audrina talk about their future. Tuesday at 10 on MTV.

“Criminal Minds” The team tracks a serial killer who seems to follow the touring schedule of a Goth rock star (Gavin Rossdale), and the team suspects that the performer has become lost in his own stage persona. Wednesday at 9 on CBS.

“Glee” It's Rachel vs. Kurt in a "diva-off" for the solo in Glee's rendition of "Defying Gravity." Meanwhile, the school can't pay for a wheelchair-accessible bus for Artie for the trip to regionals, so Shue challenges his charges to raise the money; Quinn's medical bills are beginning to pile up, and she challenges Finn to come up with money to pay them; and Sue must hold an open tryout for the Cheerios. Her selection has Shue scratching his head. Wednesday at 9 on Fox.

“Bones” The team investigates the death of a little person who was one of a wrestling league's well-known characters; Booth finds his marksmanship isn't up to his pre-brain-surgery standards when he's up for recertification. Thursday at 8 on Fox.

“The Mentalist” A woman is kidnapped and held for ransom, and the team is ordered to work with Bosco's team to solve the crime. Thursday at 10 on CBS.

“Smallville” Clark decides to admit he is the Blur after botched crime-fighting assistance from superhero twins Zan (David Gallagher) and Jayna (Allison Scagliotti) lands him in trouble with the law. Friday at 8 on The CW.

“Ugly Betty” A teacher (Adam Rodriguez) at Justin's school sends Hilda and Betty swooning down memory lane; Daniel takes Amanda to a meeting of his support group; Marc points Justin in a new direction in his search for friends at school; Wilhelmina goes to extremes to help Nico. Friday at 9 on ABC.

“True Jackson, VP” In the second-season opener, True organizes a benefit concert in order to save her school's design program. Finding a headliner proves difficult at first, but then True gets Justin Bieber to agree to perform. Music group Care Bears on Fire also appear in this episode. Saturday at 8:30 on Nickelodeon.

“Flower Girl” Idealistic florist Laurel (Marla Sokoloff) faces romantic woes when she's torn between two suitors (Terry Maratos and Kieren Hutchison). Her meddling grandmother (Marion Ross) is sure a handsome doctor is the perfect match for her granddaughter, but Laurel's not so sure. Brook Kerr also stars. Directed by Bradford May. Saturday at 9 on Hallmark.

“The Prisoner” A reworking of the 1960s cult hit about an amnesiac (Jim Caviezel) held in a mysterious area called the Village, where fellow inhabitants are known only by numbers. First up: Six is found in the desert and taken to the settlement, but he soon realizes something is amiss among its supposedly contented citizens. Ian McKellen costars as Two, the Village's enigmatic leader. Sunday at 8 on AMC.

“Curb Your Enthusiasm” Larry is baffled by text messages from a child; Leon assumes another identity; Jerry Seinfeld gets acquainted with Marty Funkhouser. Sunday at 9 on HBO.

Bored, came up with this

I realize some of my readers are not wrestling fans, but trust me when I say that not everything is fake. There is a script and the moveset is choreographed, but the pain is a completely different story. Soemtimes, it's really freaking obvious when this is the case. Take Joey Mercury. In the Armageddon PPV in December 2006, he was involved in a Ladder Match, but a positioning error cost him big. Trust me, this is the closest you'll see to watching somebody get their face busted open outside of a horror movie. And by the way, it's really for the best that you don't eat while watching this or eat shortly thereafter. The WWE would need a really big mop to clean that mess up.


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TiVo Guide Week of November 2, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Heroes” Hiro has another chance to save Charlie (Jayma Mays) when he travels three years into the past, where he also encounters Samuel. Elsewhere, Noah's history with his partner (Elisabeth Röhm) is uncovered. Monday at 8 on NBC.

“The Big Bang Theory” Sheldon tries to teach Leonard the fundamentals of football, while Raj and Howard quarrel over an incident involving kites. Monday at 9:31 on CBS.

“By the People: The Election of Barack Obama” This look at the 2008 presidential campaign profiles Barack Obama and his journey to being elected President of the United States, from the exhausting primary elections and the Democratic National Convention to his eventual victory. Directed by Amy Rice and Alicia Sams. Tuesday at 9 on HBO.

“The Good Wife” Alicia works on an appeal for a death-row inmate and agrees to a conjugal visit with Peter to obtain vital information from him about the case. The conviction occurred under Peter's regime as state attorney. Tuesday at 10 on CBS.

“Bill Cosby: The Mark Twain Prize 2009” Bill Cosby receives the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. The ceremony features clips from his classic shows and tributes from former "Cosby Show" cast mates Phylicia Rashad and Malcom Jamal-Warner, as well as Carl Reiner, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny Glover, Dick Gregory, Wynton Marsalis, Rita Moreno, Willie Nelson, Sinbad, Len Chandler, James dePriest and Jimmy Heath. From the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C. Wednesday at 8 on PBS.

“Modern Family” The Pritchetts get behind Manny's interest in fencing, but Jay's fatherly pride stirs up unpleasant memories for Mitchell. Meanwhile, Phil zeros in on Luke's hidden talents---whatever they may be. Wednesday at 9 on ABC.

“Parks and Recreation” Megan Mullally guest stars as Ron's ex-wife Tammy, who runs the local library and wants to take over Leslie's lot. Also: Andy tries to win Ann back by getting a job. Thursday at 8:30 on NBC.

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” With a merchandising convention in town, the gang tries to build the Paddy's brand by developing marketable products---such as mittens for kittens. Thursday at 10 on FX.

“Bones” The death of a physicist leads Brennan and Booth to a well-known research institute, where the deceased had been part of a controversial study that was likely the reason for a number of threats against her life. Meanwhile, Sweets intervenes when Angela's father, ZZ Top guitarist Billy F. Gibbons, comes looking for Hodgins. Friday at 9 on Fox.

“Monk” Monk and Disher go on a camping trip in order to land in the good graces of a reinstatement-committee member and his mischievous son. The trip turns perilous, however, when the group discover that nature isn't the only threat they're facing. Alex Wolff and Wade Williams guest star. Friday at 9 on USA.

“Ann Rule’s Too Late to Say Goodbye” A wife and mother is discovered dead soon after learning her husband (Rob Lowe) had an affair. The death appears to be a suicide, but her online dalliance with a mysterious man and her husband's dark past raise questions about what really transpired. Lauren Holly also stars. Saturday at 8 on LMN.

“Wanda Sykes Show” The series opener of a comedic talk show hosted by Wanda Sykes that includes a panel discussion and comedy segments. Topics focus on current events and pop culture, and both regular panelists and celebrities participate. Saturday at 11 on Fox.

“Family Guy” Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House." Sunday at 9 on Fox.

“Californication” Fearing he may have ruined things (again) with Karen, Hank plans to cool things down with the campus hotties, but true to form winds up getting burned by his amorous pursuits. Meanwhile, Charlie scrambles to keep the agency's top client (Peter Fonda) from leaving the fold; and Becca chastises her father for the horrible role model he's become. Sunday at 10 on Showtime.