Things I have learned from becoming an "NCIS" addict

1. Never, under any circumstances, even accidentally, drink a Marine's coffee if you value your life.

2. When the boss gets fed up with technology, just pull out a new cell phone from the file cabinet.

3. Goths can be happy.

4. Anybody who has the capability of murdering you should not be messed with, so stay anyway from anybody who trained in Mossad.

5. Fed up with people below you in rank? Slap them upside the head.

6. When your work is done, just put your feet up on the desk and relax.

7. Always be sure you can be reached on your cell phone.

8. Be greatful for technology. You could be going through bank statements by hand.

9. When trying to figure out how to work an antique machine, never say you need a brontosaurus who can work it. Your boss may know how to.

10. Again, never drink a Marine's coffee.

11. Cote de Pablo is Chile's greatest export to the United States.