It's here! It's here!

Finally! The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived! Three things that caught my eye.
1. Eight former covergirls topless together. And they looked like they were having fun.
2. Heidi Klum in bodypaint. 'Nuff said.
3. The words "Maria Sharapova as you've never seen her before." Yeah right. We all know Cosmo Kramer has one-upped SI.
Excuse me please, Rebecca Romijn is calling my name.