Survivor Series Picks & Pans

Party up in this bitch! Hell yeah! I went 5-2 for my Survivor Series picks. Thank you very much to CM Puink, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shawn Michaels & Triple H; John Cena, Kane, Lashley, Rob Van Dam & Sabu; Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons & Sgt. Slaughter; Chris Benoit; and Ken Kennedy. King Booker, Lita, thanks for nothing. So my record now stands at 60-56. Oh may the good times keep rolling at December to Dismember. A few observations I made from the Emagine Theater in Novi where we saw the show on a 20-foot tall screen. When CM Punk was hit with the RKO, everyone was shocked. When HBK broke up the pin, the room erupted, because everybody know you don't kick out of the RKO. So when Team DX picked up the clean sweep, me and my friends already made CM Punk the MVP (not Montel Vontavious Porter) of Survivor Series. He looked awesome and had the crowd in the palm of his hand. I'm not making it official, but I think CM Punk, Lashley or Rob Van Dam will walk out of Augusta the ECW World Championship. Punk made a great case for his undefeated streak to continue. Also, in case you haven't seen it on the Internet yet, I defintley sensed it in the theater. Lita's departure was uncalled for. Yes, she screwed up her relationship with Matt. But she had the guts to ask for forgiveness (they're friends now) while Edge hasn't worked up the backbone to apologize. Professionally, she's a four-time WWE Women's Championship, and all she accomplished, well, you can let her promo from RAW on Monday speak for all that she did for women's wrestling. But the Ho Sale was in total lack of taste and Lita deserved to go out better then that. If she didn't have a role in this, I wouldn't be surprised she gives the WWE a big FU (not Cena's finisher) and go to TNA. Maybe I'm wrong, and I sure hope I am. I say the best way to make up for this would be to induct Lita into the WWE Hall of Fame with Trish Stratus together, hopefully within the next five years. Fortunatley, after Lita was done, my friends joined a few fans in the fans in the arena who chanted, "THANK YOU, LITA!" About half the room joined us. The rest must have thought we were crazy or just didn't like Lita. Finally, we have a three way tie for Match of the Night. The winners are Batista vs. King Booker; the Big Show, Finlay, Montel Vontavious Porter, Test & Umaga vs. John Cena, Kane, Lashley, Rob Van Dam & Sabu; and CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shawn Michaels & Triple H vs. Edge, Gregory Helms, Johnny Nitro, Mike Knox & Randy Orton.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Rihanna "S.O.S."

Survivor Series card and picks

World Title Match
Batista vs. King Booker (c)

Traditional Survivor Series Match
Team DX: Triple H, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy vs. Team Rated RKO: Randy Orton, Edge, Mike Knox, Johnny Nitro & Gregory Helms

Traditional Survivor Series Match
John Cena, Kane, Lashley, Sabu, & RVD vs. Big Show, Test, Umaga, MVP, & Finlay

Traditional Survivor Series Match
Team Legends: Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, Sgt. Slaughter, & Ron Simmons vs. Team Spirit Squad: Kenny, Johnny, Mickey, & Nicky

WWE U.S. Title Match
Chavo Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit (c)

First Blood Match
The Undertaker vs. Mr. Kennedy

WWE Women's Title Match
Mickie James vs. Lita (c)

First off, I have never been so excited about a WWE PPV card than I have been about this one. Well, I plan on taking full advantage of having my record boosted to 55-54, so let's keep the winning ways going, shall we? I'll take King Booker; CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Shawn Michaels & Triple H; John Cena, Kane, Lashley, Rob Van Dam & Sabu; Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Ron Simmons & Sgt. Slaughter; Chris Benoit; Ken Kennedy; and Lita.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Panic! At The Disco "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"

Cyber Sunday party

Alright! I'm above .500 again as I went 5-2 following Cyber Sunday, improving my record to 55-54. Hey Butch, am I still raising the terror level? The fact is though, why did one of my loses have to come at the hands of that piece of trailer trash we know and hate as Kevin Federline? By the way, I've decided to put together a new PPV tradation. It's the Match of the Night. After reviewing PPV DVDs from the past year, here's what I'd call Match of the Night since August.

Great American Bash: King Booker vs. Rey Mysterio
Summerslam: Edge vs. John Cena
Unforgiven: Edge vs. John Cena
No Mercy: Batista vs. Finlay vs. King Booker vs. Lashley

For Cyber Sunday, my Match of the Night is Edge and Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels and Triple H.

My time's up, you've been great. For the record: Dem Franchize Boyz "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It"

Cyber Sunday card and picks

I'll complain about the Tigers eventually, but for now, it's my one-year anniversary of WWE picks with my friends. Last year had a few more downs than ups, but this is a new year. Things are bound to change. So, without further ado, here's tonight's card.

WWE Champion John Cena vs. World Champion King Booker vs. ECW Champion Big Show
*Fans choose which title is on the line.

DeGeneration X vs. Randy Orton & Edge
*Fans choose referee: Mr. McMahon, Jonathan Coachman or Eric Bischoff

Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy vs. ?
*Fans choose opponent: Carlito, Shelton Benjamin or Johnny Nitro

World Tag Team Champions The Spirit Squad vs. Ric Flair and ?
*Fans choose Flair's partner: Dusty Rhodes, Roddy Piper or Sgt. Slaughter

Umaga vs. ?
*Fans choose opponent: Kane, Chris Benoit or The Sandman

Women's Championship: Mickie James vs. Lita
*Fans choose match type: Diva Lumberjacks, Submission or No-Disqualification

Viscera & Charlie Haas vs. Cryme Tyme vs. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. The Highlanders
*Fans choose match type: Fatal Four Way, Tag Team Turmoil or Texas Tornado

Last time I went picking, I was perfect and boosted my record to 50-52. Tonight, let's make it two perfect PPV's in a row. Regardless of the stipulation or opponent, I'll take John Cena, Shawn Michaels & Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Ric Flair & ?, Umaga, Lita, and JTG & Shad.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Kelly Clarkson "Walk Away"