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DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIT BASKETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL! Pistons 100, Magic 92. The Magic may have made it closer than it should have been, but the Pistons flat dominated, leading from beginning to end. Of course, the Pistons' 74.2% from the line would have beaten the Magic's aweful 50% any day of the week. The road back to the NBA Championship began tonight, and I am already looking forward to the return of the trophy to the Motor City. Now if you excuse me, I need to go get caught up on "Heroes" and resist the urge to brag about getting tickets to the first opening-day matinee of "Spider-Man 3." *thinks* D'OH!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: The Killers "Bones"