The 313 Dead to Me List

People who commit crimes against children
Terrorists
Racists and bigots
Conspiracy theorists
Facists
Communists
Most of the DNC (especially Jennifer Granholm, Carl Levin, Debbie Stabenow)
TNGay (exempt, Kurt Angle, Christian Cage, Tomko, Alex Shelly)
Anybody who thinks canceling "Veronica Mars" is a good idea
Keith Olberwomman
The geniuses who canceled "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Air America (exempt, Jerry Springer, Chuck D, Jaenine Garafolo)
The governments of Cuba, Iran, and North Korea (psychos)
Those fighting or have fought in the Anna Nicole Smith circus
K-Fuck
Tom Cruise when not acting
Bud Selig
Gary Betteman
David Stern
Roger Goodell
Ann Coultier
Dina Lohan
Susan Duff
Scott Storch (though he produces good songs)
The Fins who said Nelly Furtado's "Do It" was the product of a Timbaland steal
Those who decided to pass on "Grindhouse"

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Evanescence "Call Me When You're Sober"