Ole, ole, ole, ole!

Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody. Have lots of fun today. Whether or not you'll be downing Coronas, make sure to stay safe today. Also, let's keep in mind that this not, I repeat NOT, the Mexican equivalent of the Fourth of July. That would be the 16th of September. Rather, this day celebrates the Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin defeating the occupying French forces at the Battle of Puebla on this day in 1862. Of course, EVERYBODY has beaten the French at least once, so it's not worth too much celebrating. Sorry Mexico, didn't mean to offend you, I'm just taking shots at le Francis. Anyways, there's a lot of sports on today. Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather, the Kentucky Derby, the NASCAR Jim Stewart 400, Game 1 between the Bulls and Pistons, and Game 7 between the Rockets and Jazz. So I don't want to hear anybody complaining that's there's nothing good on TV today, comprende?

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: The Fray "How To Save A Life"