Oh no!

Please tell me we are not witnessing the second coming of Michael Jordan. The Cavaliers beat the Pistons Thursday night in double overtime. That means the series shifts from Auburn Hills to The Q with the Pistons in a 3-2 hole. Why do I suddenly feel there's blood in my stool? Please, Tayshaun, knock LeBron out of the game.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: The Fratellis "Flathead"