TiVo Guide Week of August 11, 2008 *spoiler alert*

"Fairly OddParents" Timmy receives a scholarship to Dark Laser's university and his parents accept it on his behalf. Later, Timmy's wish for a stylish haircut leaves him with an out-of-control hair-do thanks to Cosmo. Monday at 6 on Nickelodeon.

"The Closer" Provena gets in hot water (yet again), when he loses evidence from a successfully executed sting operation. Brenda and her team are subsequently forced to free their suspect, despite being given a 48-hour window to retrieve the lost materials. Jennifer Coolidge guest stars. Monday at 9 on TNT.

"The Middleman" When an old enemy known as the Candle resurfaces, the Middleman and Wendy unfreeze the 1969 Middleman (Kevin Sorbo) and ask him for help. The three of them try to work together to catch the villain, but the veteran Middleman has some difficulties adjusting his mind-set to the present day. Yet this doesn't stop Wendy from seeking relationship advice from him. Monday at 10 on ABC Family.

"Wipeout" Contestants include an ice-cream scooper, a nanny, a fitness model, a performance artist, a funeral-home counselor, a tae-kwon-do instructor, a registered nurse and a bartender. Obstacles featured: Donut Run, Crazy Beams, Pole Vault, the Toothbrush Sweeper, Big Balls, Launch Pads and Sucker Punch. Tuesday at 8 on ABC.

"How to Look Good Naked" Carson takes two sisters with body insecurities to Hawaii to renew their confidence. Tuesday at 10 on Lifetime.

"General Hospital: Night Shift" Patrick gets attacked by a woman speaking French, then he and Robin deliver bad news to Robert. Meanwhile, Jagger has Saira evaluate Stone; Toussaint takes Epiphany on their first date; and Kyle gives a sex-ed lesson to a group of senior citizens. Tuesday at 11 on SoapNet.

"Criminal Minds" In a diner in Nevada, surrounded by local police, Gideon sits with a notorious serial killer (Keith Carradine) and tries to get him to divulge where he's keeping a woman hostage. Adding to the drama is the killer's vow to walk out of the diner a free man. Jane: Amy Madigan. Wednesday at 9 on CBS.

"MonsterQuest" Stories of a giant octopus large enough to sink boats are explored. Included: diving expeditions in the North Pacific. Wednesday at 9 on History.

"Shear Genius" The hairstylists must create back-to-school looks for a group of active 5-year-olds. Later, they must style the hair of their significant others. Celebrity stylists Dean Banowetz and David Babaii are the guest judges. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

"Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" In the fourth-season finale, Kathy visits Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., to spread cheer to recuperating soldiers with a special stand-up performance. Thursday at 10 on Bravo.

"Burn Notice" Michael attempts to catch an embezzler inside a hip-hop artist's charity by tricking the thief into swiping a higher amount. Thursday at 10 on USA.

"MVP: He Shoots, She Scores" Molly's kidnapper demands a spot on the team as a form of ransom, and Evelyn's distress mounts when she learns that Molly has been moved. Meanwhile, Damon ODs on amphetamines; Trevor starts paying for his overindulgences; and Gabe's plan to propose gets sidelined. Thursday at 11 on SoapNet.

"Degrassi: The Next Generation" Liberty clashes with Toby and Emma during preparations for the Class of 2007's dance and graduation ceremony. Friday at 8 on The N.

"Outsiders Inn" Bobby Brown, Maureen McCormick and Carnie Wilson operate a bed-and-breakfast in rural east Tennessee in the premiere of this reality show. Friday at 9 on CMT.

"Psych" Shawn and Gus investigate a case from the 1970s in hopes of permanently jailing the culprit, who could go free on a technicality. Friday at 10 on USA.

"Olympics: Swimming, track and field, women's marathon" Michael Phelps swims in his eighth event of the Games, the 4x100m medley relay live, on swimming's last night and Tyson Gay runs for gold in the men's 100m. Also live: swimming (men's 1500m free; women's 4x100m medley relay, 50m free); women's marathon. Saturday at 7:30 on NBC.

"Disney Channel Games 2008" The teams participate in foosball and tug-of-war competitions; Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers perform at a post-games concert. Saturday at 8 on Disney.

"Confessions of a Go-Go Girl" A college grad (Chelsea Hobbs) turns to go-go dancing for some quick cash, but the job soon takes over her life, pulling her away from friends and family and her pursuit of an acting career. Rachel Hunter, Corbin Bernsen and Sarah Carter also star. Saturday at 9 on Lifetime.

"Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story" Program description not available. Sunday at 8 on LMN.

"Roast of Bob Saget" John Stamos hosts this salute to Bob Saget, his "Full House" costar. Roasters include Susie Essman, Greg Giraldo, Artie Lange, Tracy Morgan and Jeffrey Ross. Sunday at 10 on Comedy Central.

"In Plain Sight" Season 1 ends with Mary fearing for her job after Brandi's involvement with drug trafficking is revealed. Meanwhile, Stan and Marshall take on a special assignment. Sunday at 10 on USA.