WILF Wednesday Week 20

Welcome back one and all to WILF Wednesday. I'm your host for today, Tom Barry. I'd like to say thanks to the second-coolest person I communicate with from the United Kingdom, theassman345xxxo, for making this video. Keep giving us hot celebrity asses, man. Man, have I been excited for the woman. Let's go down memory lane. Before fame and wealth, she was a poor girl, at one point even homeless. She worked odd jobs, including mowing lawns; building porches with her contractor stepfather; working at a movie theater, Papa John's, Subway, Six Flags Over Texas, and Starbucks; and even selling vacuums door-to-door (the latter job she talked about as saying, and I kid you not, was that "it sucked"). But she also performed many musicals during middle and high school, and her teachers knew this girl had potential. Then, in the summer of 2002, that potential was tapped. She made a bold move by going on a new reality show, maybe you've heard of it, "American Idol". She won the hearts of Americans and international fans the world over and was the first "American Idol" winner. Seriously, how could you forget the way she held back tears while performing "A Moment Like This" just minutes after being named the winner? And it was the start of something big. She would compete against the globe's best on "World Idol", and finished second despite a vocal problem (curse you, "Norweigan Idol" winner Kurt Nilsen). She did a movie that I thing we'd rather all forget. But it's been smooth sailing since. Her first album, with songs like "Miss Independent", "Low", and "The Trouble With Love Is", was a great success. Her second album, with smashes like "Breakaway", "Since U Been Gone", "Behind These Hazel Eyes", "Because of You", and "Walk Away", was her crowning achievement. Her third album, with the hit "Never Again", was critically applauded but failed to match her first two albums. No problem. She's got a fourth album set for release this fall, and she's going back to the traditional pop sound that made her a star. Trust me, she can bounce back. She's lived through being chewed out by Simon Cowell and saved her career from the movie she was in with Justin Guarini. And let's us not forget that ass. Some call her fat. To these people, I say, go screw yourselves. She doesn't have to been stick thin to look good. Matter of fact, I think she looks great. After all, real women do have curves. And does this girl have curves. Makes me want to swat at that delicious looking ass of hers so much more. She's hot. She's tough as nails. She's America's sweetheart. She's a two-time Grammy Award winner. She's an Idol series winner. She's Kelly Clarkson.