WILF Wednesday presents the other sexy sexy sisterly half

Hey, guys, Tom here again. Sorry for being late. Now, I have run out of videos from theassman345xxxo, so that left me with no option but to improvise. So, with that in mind, I found a new hottie. Yeah, you the deal with her. You either love her or you hate her. Me? I find her unbelivably sexy. She definitely was lucky enough to have the same breasts ans ass genetics as her sister. Not to mention a penchant for singing. Did I mention she is a recent MILF? I'll tell ya, she's a sexy thang. And for all the haters, what do two albums to debut at Number 1 on Billboard say? I think it speaks for itself. Beleive me, I wanna la la with this hottie. She's Ashlee Simpson.

TiVo Guide Week of February 23, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“24” Jack and Renee Walker pursue Dubaku through the streets of Washington, D.C., with a little cyber help from Chloe. Meanwhile, the first family and the FBI are left reeling from incidents involving turncoat agents. Olivia Taylor: Sprague Grayden. Monday at 9 on Fox.

“The Closer” In the Season 4 finale, Brenda and Fritz's wedding is only a day away, but obsessive investigations jeopardize the big event. Here, Brenda probes a murder at an escort service, while Fritz focuses on finally nabbing a high-rung drug figure. Helping with their nuptials: Brenda's parents (Barry Corbin, Frances Sternhagen) and Fritz's sister (Amy Sedaris). Monday at 9 on TNT.

“True Beauty” A winner is named in the first-season finale after an intimate interview with editor Jess Cagle tests contestants' inner beauty and a seminude photo shoot with photographer Matthew Rolston tests their outer beauty. The winner gets a cash prize and a spot in People magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People issue. Monday at 10 on ABC.

“NCIS” A fellow agent is murdered, sending the team to the desert to find a woman who may have answers. Tuesday at 8 on CBS.

“Nip/Tuck” Lizzie clashes with her mother (Lillian Hurst) while preparing for a big event, and Christian looks to hire a new surgeon for the practice. His choice: Dr. Logan Taper (Richard Burgi), who's instantly attracted to his new office. Meanwhile, a woman (Elaine Hausman) Sean treated in Miami returns for more plastic surgery at the insistence of her dying husband (Richard Portnow): He wants her to attract suitors after he's gone. Tuesday at 10 on FX.

“Leverage” In the conclusion of the Season 1 finale, an underground Nate resurfaces to tangle directly with his nemeses---avaricious CEO Blackpoole (Kevin Tighe) and ex-coworker Sterling (Mark A. Sheppard). His plan: to pilfer two prized David statuettes. But for the caper to succeed, Nate must bring his splintered squad back together. Dean Devlin directed. Tuesday at 10 on TNT.

“Privileged” In the first-season finale, Marco and Keith prepare for their nuptials with the help of a wedding planner (Kathy Griffin). Elsewhere, Megan and Lily gently confront their father about his drinking; Sage is hurt when she hears Rose is skipping their annual spa vacation to go on a wilderness trip; Will and Megan have a fight and break up; and Luis shocks Sage when he reveals he's opposed to gay marriage. Wednesday at 8 on The CW.

“American Idol” Performances by the second set of 12 semifinalists. Wednesday at 8 on Fox.

“Top Chef: New York” The winning chef is revealed in the conclusion of the Season 5 finale, which is set in New Orleans. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

“The Black List: Volume Two” A second compilation of interviews with influential black Americans, including filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, environmental activist Majora Carter, artist Kara Walker and country-music star Charley Pride. Interviews are conducted by Elvis Mitchell. Directed by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders. Thursday at 8 on HBO.

“The Beast” A fellow agent vanishes, sending Barker undercover to infiltrate a group of Latino drug dealers who may have something to do with the man's disappearance. Lou Diamond Phillips guest stars. Thursday at 10 on A&E.

“The Chris Isaak Hour” Music artists join singer-actor Chris Isaak to perform and chat about their lives and careers. First up: country crooner Trisha Yearwood. Thursday at 10 on BIO.

“The Backyardigans” The villagers of Filthingham are fed up with Mayor StinkyPants and his anti-hygiene rules, so they seek help from Robin Hood the Clean. Music genre: countrypolitan. Friday at 9 on Nickelodeon.

“NUMB3RS” Charlie tries to prevent a new illegal drug from hitting the streets. But his plan places Liz, who is working undercover, in danger. Friday at 10 on CBS.

“Battlestar Galactica” Someone to Watch Over Me Friday at 10 on Sci Fi.

“Gone Country” Cast members record demos of their original songs, which are critiqued by hit country songwriter Jeffrey Steele. Saturday at 8 on CMT.

“True Jackson, VP” Max decides his employees need to do some team building, so he turns the office into a jungle so they can attempt some trust exercises. Saturday at 8:30 on Nickelodeon.

“Anacondas: Trail of Blood” A monstrous mutant snake becomes two snakes after it is split into two. John Rhys-Davies; Crystal Allen. Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy. Saturday at 9 on Sci Fi.

“Rock of Love Bus With Bret Michaels” The pink bus takes on the blue bus in the Mudbowl, and Bret whisks the MVP off on a romantic overnight trip. Meanwhile, one contestant deals with the passing of her father, and Bret gets some bad news, too. Sunday at 8 on VH1.

“Jesse Stone: Thin Ice” Tom Selleck stars as New England police chief Jesse Stone in the fifth installment of the TV-movie series. Jesse is investigated by Boston's Internal Affairs after he's involved in a gunfight that leaves his friend, Commander Healy, seriously wounded. Back in Paradise, Jesse agrees to help a distraught mom search for her missing child. Rose: Kathy Baker. Dr. Dix: William Devane. Sunday at 9 on CBS.

“United States of Tara” After getting her breasts done, Charmaine wakes up in the recovery room, where she is surprised to find "Buck" at her bedside, and even more surprised when they bond. Meanwhile, Kate's romantic advice to Marshall is for him to play hard-to-get with Jason (Andrew Lawrence). Sunday at 10 on Showtime.

WILF Wednesday with yet another return

Sorry it's been a while, but this should cheer you all up. theassman345xxxo put up a new video of Scarlett Johansson.

TiVo Guide Week of February 16, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“The Bachelor” Jason and the final three bachelorettes visit New Zealand for sightseeing (in a helicopter and a boat) and bungee jumping on overnight dates, in which the Fantasy Suite is an option and the L-word (as in "love") is dropped. Then comes the rose ceremony, where the fantasy ends for one of the three. Monday at 8 on ABC.

“Heroes” Nathan becomes the focus of an investigation by Homeland Security. Meanwhile, Nathan's agents hunt for Sylar and Luke, who take a road trip to find Sylar's father; Claire tries to protect a man her dad is targeting; and Hiro and Ando go to India, led by Matt's prophetic images. Monday at 9 on NBC.

“Medium” A visit to a crime scene has a strange impact on Allison, whose bizarre behavior may be an essential component to unlocking a 17-year-old crime. Elsewhere, Joe's dinner invitation to his new colleague (Kevin Corrigan) leads to unforeseen twists. Patricia Arquette directed the episode. Monday at 10 on NBC.

“American Idol” The first 12 of the Top 36 semifinalists perform. Viewer voting begins. Tuesday at 8 on Fox.

“Frontline” An examination of the economic crisis of 2008 and 2009, detailing the fire sale of Bear Stearns to JPMorgan, the collapse of Lehman Brothers, the bailout of insurance giant AIG and the $700 billion Wall Street bailout known as TARP (Troubled Assets Relief Program). Tuesday at 9 on PBS.

“Real Housewives of New York City” Season 2 lifts off with tension surrounding Jill, whose published interview incites a feud with Alex and Simon. Meanwhile, social butterfly Bethenny spends the summer in the Hamptons with Jill. And new housewife Kelly Killoren Bensimon is introduced. Tuesday at 11 on Bravo.

“New Adventures of Old Christine” Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent after Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but her overprotective nature turns out to be just as bad, if not worse. Wednesday at 8 on CBS.

“Lost” The Oceanic 6 learn how they'll be able to return to the island, but not all of them want to make the journey. Eloise Hawking: Fionnula Flanagan. Wednesday at 9 on ABC.

“Life” A man who ran a construction scam is found dead in a roofless home and with money shoved in his mouth, so the detectives interview his hoodwinked customers to find suspects. Elsewhere, Crews confronts Rayborn and learns more about the conspiracy against him. Wednesday at 9 on NBC.

“Ugly Betty” Fashion Week in New York City makes Betty's life more hectic than usual as she helps an eccentric designer put on a show and partners up for a YETI assignment with someone who works at a sports magazine. Meanwhile, Wilhelmina worries about her new relationship's effect on her career, and Daniel hopes to see another side of Molly. Thursday at 8 on ABC.

“ER” Dr. Carter (Noah Wyle) surprises the staff with an unexpected visit. Meanwhile, Gates treats a groom with respiratory trouble that may be related to mushroom hunting; and Banfield tries to persuade her husband to have another child. Thursday at 10 on NBC.

“Being Erica” Erica relives a high-school moment with the help of a mysterious therapist in the series opener. Thursday at 10 on SoapNet.

“Monk” In the Season 7 finale, Monk looks into the disappearance of a city official who was fighting to preserve the soon-to-be-demolished parking garage where Monk's wife was killed. Friday at 9 on USA.

“Dollhouse” Echo becomes the target of an expert outdoorsman's hunt after she's imprinted with a persona to match his. Agent Ballard's investigation, meanwhile, is boosted by information concerning Echo's true identity. Richard O'Connell: Matt Keeslar. Friday at 9:01 on Fox.

“Independent Spirit Awards” Actor-comedian Steve Coogan hosts the 2009 Film Independent Spirit Awards ceremony honoring the best in indie filmmaking. Best Feature contenders include: "Ballast"; "Frozen River"; "Rachel Getting Married"; "Wendy and Lucy"; and "The Wrestler." Saturday at 5 on IFC.

“Taking Chance” Deskbound Lt. Col. Michael Strobl (Kevin Bacon) escorts the body of Chance Phelps, a young marine who was killed in Iraq in 2004, back to his family and final resting place in Wyoming. Based on an article by Strobl (USMC Ret.), who cowrote the script. Directorial debut for Ross Katz. With Tom Wopat and Ann Dowd. Saturday at 8 on HBO.

“81st Academy Awards” Hugh Jackman makes his inaugural hosting appearance at the 81st annual ceremonies, telecast from the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood. "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" leads the pack with 13 nominations, including Best Picture. The other nominees for Best Picture are "Frost/Nixon," "Milk," "The Reader" and "Slumdog Millionaire." Sunday at 8:30 on ABC.

“Big Love” The Henrickson clan's ties are tested when they make a pilgrimage to New York to visit a Joseph Smith shrine, where Bill wishes to bury a family time capsule. Sunday at 9 on HBO.

“Flight of the Conchords” Bret and Jemaine become rivals for the attentions of the same woman (Kristen Wiig), who happens to have an epileptic dog that has gone missing. Sunday at 10 on HBO.

No Way Out results

Ugh! I thought I had the possibility for perfection last night for No Way Out. But unforeseen changes in the card threw everything I had out the window and sent me downward again at 2-3 for the night. My winter woes continue to haunt me as I now drop to 186-151. God, I am fearing WrestleMania XXV now. Jack Swagger and Randy Orton, thanks for preventing this from becoming an epic fail. John Cena, Edge, and JBL, go straight to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.00. Man, I still had Cena picked to retain in the RAW Elimination Chamber even though Edge entered the scene. DAMN YOU, HINDSIGHT!

No Way Out card & picks

World Heavyweight Championship - Elimination Chamber
John Cena (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Mike Knox

WWE Championship - Elimination Chamber
Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker vs. Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Big Show vs. Vladimir Kozlov

ECW Championship Match
Jack Swagger (c) vs. Finlay

No Holds Barred Match
Randy Orton vs. Shane McMahon

All or Nothing Match
Stipulations:
If HBK wins, he is no longer JBL's employee
If JBL wins, he will own the likeness of HBK
Shawn Michaels vs. JBL

If there is any PPV where I KNOW my record can improve, it's tonight's show. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if I have one loss, maybe even none. Right now, I'm at 184-148. So, in order up my predicting credibility, I'm taking John Cena, Edge, Jack Swagger, Randy Orton, and JBL. Wish me luck.

WILF Wednesday Double Feature

Hey, everybody. Tom here again. Recently, I posted a video of Kim Kardashian after saying that theassman345xxxo pulled it down. Well, neeedless to say I am quite embarassed to correct myself and say the Kim Kardashian video by assman is still up and running. So, I pulled down the second Kim K video in favor of the first. So what could I do to make up for my wrongs? How about two WILFs for the price of one? That's right, I'm giving you not one, but two incredibly sexy women. And thanks to theassman345xxxo for making these videos. And by the way, as much as it pains me to say it, both aren't pornographic, but viewer discretion is advised. God, I hate YouTube flaggers. Anyways, both these women are incredibly sexy blondes with asses that deserved to be spanked. Both are very different. The first is a funny actress. The other is a WWE Diva. The first got her big break in the "Scary Movie" series of films. The second, a former bikini model, got her big break on the first episode of the new ECW portraying an exhibitionist. The first saw her career take off with the success of last summer's movie "The House Bunny." The second is on her way to stardom and is probably a few steps away from showing how much she has improved by winning her first WWE Women's Championship (give her time on that, though). Why don't I just tell you who they are? They are Anna Faris and Kelly Kelly.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Michigan State vs. Michigan game

The Hero: Delvon Roe. Michigan State's freshman forward had his first career double-double with 14 points and 10 rebounds, and his point total was a career high.
The Goat: The Wolverines. Michigan shot 16-for-46 from the field (34.8%). If not for leading scorer DeShawn Sims, U-M would have been 7-for-32.

Keep Rihanna in your thoughts and prayers

I wish the Barbadian (is that correct, Victor?) beauty all the best through these traumatic times. And while I can't really say if she is the victim, she deserves better than what she was handed, and I pray to God she makes a full and speedy recovery and she comes out of this a better and stronger woman. The Rihanna video tribute.

TiVo Guide Week of February 9, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“24” President Taylor and her administration continue to oppose the Juma regime in Sangala, in spite of recent terror attacks. Then Dubaku ratchets up the tension when he threatens the first family. Monday at 9 on Fox.

“Kyle XY” Kyle, Josh and Nicole get into a car accident that leaves both Nicole and the other driver, a pregnant teenager, in need of medical attention. Elsewhere, Stephen attempts to referee the ongoing battle between Lori and Jessi. Monday at 10 on ABC Family.

“Trust Me” Mason pledges to the company CEO (Donna Murphy) that the agency will tap into the heralded talents of new copy writer Sarah Krajicek-Hunter, whose unhappiness at her new post is growing. Worse, Sarah's being professionally courted by an agency rival, namely Simon Cochran, nemesis at large. Meanwhile, Conner chances upon an ex-flame. Monday at 10 on TNT.

“Wingman” Comedian Michael Somerville helps a New York TV-news reporter find a mate. Tuesday at 9 on Fine Living.

“Nip/Tuck” A down-on-his-luck Aidan Stone (Bradley Cooper) writes a biopic about Sean and wants it to be his comeback vehicle; Kimber wants Christian to administer Botox to her daughter to enhance her chances as a baby model; a yoga instructor wants Sean and Christian to perform a procedure that they have never done before. Teddy Rowe: Katee Sackhoff. Morgan Fairchild has a cameo as herself. Tuesday at 10 on FX.

“Leverage” Parker is called in to jury duty for a court case revolving around a man's death, allegedly from a problematic nutrition supplement. But when it appears a mysterious someone is out to fix the trial, Nate's team springs into action to expose the scheme. Lauren Holly, Brent Spiner and Armin Shimerman guest star. Jonathan Frakes directed. Tuesday at 10 on TNT.

“New Adventures of Old Christine” Christine attempts to prove that she can take care of herself when Barb and Matthew move out and Ritchie departs for science camp. Wednesday at 8 on CBS.

“American Idol” The Hollywood rounds advance with the unveiling of the Top 36 semifinalists. Wednesday at 8 on Fox.

“Criminal Minds” The team searches for a killer who embalms his victims in order to spend more time with them. Mrs. Gless: Cybill Shepherd. Det. Fullwood: Michael Biehn. Wednesday at 9 on CBS.

“30 Rock” Romance sweeps over the 30 Rockers on Valentine's Day: Liz demands that her first official date with Drew (Jon Hamm) be on the lovers' holiday; Jack spends an offbeat date at church with Elisa (Salma Hayek); and Tracy helps Kenneth woo a new hire. Thursday at 9:31 on NBC.

“ER” Brenner tries to find a caretaker for the daughter of a woman who was severely injured in a car accident; Morris fights an insurance company that refuses to pay for a 78-year-old man's treatment. Meanwhile, Neela tells Brenner that she has received an offer from North Carolina. Thursday at 10 on NBC.

“Soundstage” Accompanied by a choir and string section, Seal performs songs from his 2008 "Soul" CD, including "A Change Is Gonna Come," "I Can't Stand the Rain" and "If You Don't Know Me By Now." Thursday at 10 on PBS.

“Dollhouse” The Joss Whedon series about agents for hire who receive personality implants for each mission---and have their memories cleared once finished---opens with Echo (Eliza Dushku) becoming a hostage negotiator in order to free a kidnapped girl, the daughter of a businessman (Kurt Caceres) who'd rather pay big bucks than go to the police. Meanwhile, an FBI agent (Tahmoh Penikett) finds his career threatened by his search for the illegal Dollhouse. Dr. Claire Saunders: Amy Acker. Friday at 9:01 on Fox.

“Psych” The guys investigate the disappearance of a camp counselor who vanished near abandoned camp grounds. The case turns spooky when Shawn and Gus witness strange occurrences that may be connected to the camp's dark past. Justine Bateman guest stars. Friday at 10 on USA.

“Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2009” Program description not available. Friday at 11:30 on TNT.

“Before You Say ‘I Do’” A man travels back in time to prevent his girlfriend from entering a doomed marriage that leaves her too damaged to accept his proposal 10 years later. David Sutcliffe, Jennifer Westfeldt, Lauren Holly. Directed by Paul Fox. Saturday at 9 on Hallmark.

“Battle of the Bods” Contestants rank their bodies against each other---and must match rankings by judges as well---in this reality series, which opens its second season with five of last season's contestants going up against brainiacs. Saturday at 10 on Fox Reality.

“Star Wars: The Clone Wars” Yoda is ambushed by Count Dooku while on a mission to strike a deal with the king of Toydaria in the premiere episode of this series following Yoda, Anakin and the Jedi Knights as they fight in the Clone Wars and travel to many new planets. Saturday at 11 on TNT.

“Confessions of a Teen Idol” The idols audition for casting directors, then work with acting coach Howard Fine before having one more chance to impress the directors. Sunday at 8 on VH1.

“Family Guy” After Bonnie (voice of Jennifer Tilly) has a baby, husband Joe must come up with $20,000 to pay the medical bills. The situation soon becomes desperate, calling for desperate measures. Meanwhile, Stewie falls hard for the baby, a girl named Susie, and struggles to write a song for her. Sunday at 9 on Fox.

“Brothers & Sisters” Rebecca sets out for New York to find her father; Nora believes the time is right to contact Ryan Lafferty; Tommy's scheme to oust Holly from Ojai hits a significant obstacle. Sunday at 10:01 on ABC.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Indiana vs. Michigan State game

The Hero: Draymond Green. The MSU freshman -- the team's 10th man -- outrebounded everyone on the floor and outscored all but teammate Chris Allen, recording his first double-double with 15 points and 12 rebounds.
The Goat: Devan Dumes. Normally Indiana's leading scorer (averaging 13.8 points), the junior had five points and five turnovers before fouling out.

From the Michigan vs. Conneecticut game

The Hero: Hasheem Thabeet. With 17 points, 12 rebounds and six blocks, Connecticut's 7-foot-3 center impacted the game at both ends. Michigan tried to alter its shots to avoid him and shifted its defense to compensate for him.
The Goat: Michigan's depth. While Manny Harris and Stu Douglass continued pushing in the final 10 minutes, they received little offensive help, while the Huskies kept running the floor and throwing talented bodies to hold off U-M. If not for the pair's four three-pointers down the stretch, it would have been a blowout.

WILF Wednesday with another retread

I know it's late. But who cares? I got four words for you. Megan Fox is back.

TiVo Guide Week of February 2, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“The Bachelor” Jason invites the five remaining bachelorettes home to Seattle. He spends an evening on a houseboat with one, takes another on a seaplane ride (and a romantic fondue dinner), and the other three on a ferry ride. Some also spend an afternoon spilling secrets in a radio interview, and Jason gets marriage pointers from the station's morning DJs, married couple Jackie and Bender. At the rose ceremony, one is sent home while the final four prepare to take Jason to their hometowns. Monday at 8 on ABC.

“The Secret Life of the American Teenager” Amy and Ricky talk about the possibility of adoption, but the discussion turns into an argument. Elsewhere, George's coworker approaches George to inquire about adopting Amy's baby; and Adrian gets close with her stepbrother. Monday at 8 on ABC Family.

“24” The Sangala standoff continues, and Dubaku threatens another high-value target with the CIP module. The entire security community scrambles to identify the target, and Jack, Chloe, Tony, Renee and Bill follow leads. Meanwhile, FBI agent Janis Gold (Janeane Garofalo) brings a touch of paranoia to her job. Monday at 9 on Fox.

“Nip/Tuck” As Matt notices that Sean and his student Raj are starting to start to develop a father-son relationship, he begins to question his decision to become a doctor. Then Raj's father shows up. Meanwhile, Christian and Liz try to make their relationship work; and Sean performs surgery to make an 18-year-old boy look older. The young man has just married his former teacher (Suzanne Cryer), who has spent time in prison as a sex offender because of their relationship. Tuesday at 10 on FX.

“Leverage” Nate and Co. try to take down a broker who apparently bilked a charity. The crew's scheme involves tricking the financier to enter rehab for his numerous addictions, but it turns out a rehab facility might be a suitable place for one of the team members, too. Tuesday at 10 on TNT.

“10 Items or Less” Leslie and his store staffers are crushed when SuperValueMart defeats them in competing car washes for charity. But Leslie refuses to be washed up and hung out to dry---he taps into his talent for whistling, with surprising success. Tuesday at 11 on TBS.

“Lost” Kate discovers that someone knows the identity of Aaron's parents. On the island, the dramatic shifts through time place the remaining survivors in extreme peril. Wednesday at 9 on ABC.

“Damages” Patty begins to suspect Ellen's motives for returning to the firm. Patty is also on a mission to stop a corporate merger that she believes is tied to Christine Purcell's murder. Wednesday at 10 on FX.

“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” The gang is concerned when a troubled Brianna receives a school suspension. Meanwhile, two aspiring fraternity members pull a prank on Brown, but not without consequences. And the boys' faculty adviser (Cameron Arnett) makes romantic moves on Cora. Wednesday at 10 on TBS.

“Damaged: A Making the Band Special” A preview of the upcoming season of "Making the Band." Thursday at 9 on MTV.

“The Beast” Barker and Ellis search for blackmailers when they learn a jewelry-store executive is stealing jewels to pay extortionists who allegedly gave her son a deadly virus. Susan: Victoria Tennant. Thursday at 10 on A&E.

“Greg Behrendt’s Wake-up Call” A man who lives with his mother spends his free time golfing, while his girlfriend is busy communicating on her cell phone or dancing with strangers. Thursday at 10 on SoapNet.

“Friday Night Lights” Tyra dates a new guy (Zach Roerig); Matt's mom visits town to help him care for his grandmother; Smash gears up for his college tryout; and Tami makes a last-ditch effort to win over the superintendent. Friday at 9 on NBC.

“Jockeys” Following the ups and downs of jockeys and their horses at California's Santa Anita Park during the 30-day Oak Tree Meet. The series opener features an intense rivalry between a veteran and a young upstart and a rider seeking redemption for a poor showing. Friday at 9 on Animal Planet.

“Battlestar Galactica” Blood on the Scales Friday at 10 on Sci Fi.

“iCarly” A contestant on "America Sings" named David Archuleta (who plays himself) appears on Carly's show before defeating his rude competitor, Wade King. But Wade then gains sympathy thanks to a sob story, so Carly helps expose Wade's true arrogance. Saturday at 8 on Nickelodeon.

“Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story” An inspiring biography of Ben Carson (Cuba Gooding Jr.), who rose from impoverished beginnings and overcame various obstacles to become a renowned pediatric neurosurgeon and a director at Johns Hopkins Children's Center. Kimberly Elise, Aunjanue Ellis. Thomas Carter directed. Saturday at 8 on TNT.

“The Good Witch’s Garden” Cassie (Catherine Bell) faces the prospect of leaving town when a stranger shows up claiming to own Grey House. She quickly learns that some Middleton residents wouldn't mind seeing her move out of town. Jake: Chris Potter. Saturday at 9 on Hallmark.

“Confessions of a Teen Idol” The guys are reunited with people from their past who were affected by their fame. Later, they auction themselves off for charity to see who can raise the most money. Sunday at 8 on VH1.

“HGTV Showdown” A family-room makeover pits Genevieve Gorder and Carter Oosterhouse against Monica Pedersen and Eric Stromer in the second-season premiere. Sunday at 9 on Home & Garden.

“The L Word” Tina and Bette have a meeting with a birth-mother candidate; Shane and Jenny take their relationship to another level; Max struggles to deal with being pregnant; Alice and Tasha try their hands at playing matchmaker; Bette's old college friend (Elizabeth Berkley) may be able to help her out. Sunday at 9 on Showtime.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Steelers vs. Cardinals game

The Hero: Santonio Holmes. He had four catches for 73 yards on the Steelers' winning drive, including getting his toes down for a 6-yard TD.
The Goat: Aaron Francisco. The Cards' defensive back slipped on Holmes' 40-yard catch-and-run to the 6 that set up the winning touchdown.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Michigan vs. Purdue game

The Hero: Chris Kramer. The Purdue guard's tough defense got him in position to get hit in the face by Manny Harris. He left the court, returned with a mask 3 minutes later and was the team's energizing force in the second half.
The Goat: The officials. For ejecting Harris by calling a flagrant foul, when all involved later said it was normal play that just caught Kramer wrong, and removing U-M's top scoring option.