A new word for the dictionary

Kronwalled: (v) to be destroyed, dominated, or defeated in an embarassing or degrading manner. Example:

If you think that is a dirty hit, you must have something wrong with your brain, you're a Blackhawks fan, or both. Odds are both.

TiVo Guide Week of May 25, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Super WHY!” After Whyatt's mom complains that he's wasting water, he and the Super Readers enter into the Australian tale of "Tiddalick the Frog," about a frog whose actions are leaving his neighbors waterless. Along the way, they learn about conservation and how to spell frog. Monday at 9 on PBS.

“Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood” Season 4 opens on the real-world story of Hollywood couple Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who attempt to juggle their romance, parenthood and their entertainment careers. They also work to move into a new house and sell their old one. Tuesday at 10 on Oxygen.

“Wipeout” Contestants compete in an extreme obstacle course in the second-season premiere. New obstacles include Hurtles, Sweeper Gyro and a Bridge Too Far. Wednesday at 8 on ABC.

“National Spelling Bee” The championship rounds of the 82nd annual event in Washington, D.C. The competition began with a record 293 spellers aged 9 to 15. Indiana's Sameer Mishra won last year after spelling "guerdon." Thursday at 8 on ABC.

“Un-Broke: What You Need to Know About Money” A breezy primer on personal finance covers such topics as credit cards, mortgages, investing and 401(k) plans. "Good Morning America" financial contributor Mellody Hobson is joined by Will Smith, the Jonas Brothers, Seth Green, Samuel L. Jackson, Christian Slater, Rosario Dawson, Cedric the Entertainer, Oscar the Grouch of "Sesame Street" and E*Trade's talking babies. Friday at 9 on ABC.

“Pushing Daisies” When Ned puts a moratorium on using his crime-solving abilities, Emerson turns to Chuck for help in his investigation of a window dresser's murder. Meanwhile, Olive has an unexpected reunion with her childhood kidnappers (Richard Benjamin, George Segal) after they escape from prison. Saturday at 10 on ABC.

“Jesse James Is a Dead Man” Jesse James goes racing in a dragster, takes flight in an F-15 and sets himself on fire to prepare for a Nitro Bike ride in the opener of the reality series in which the host executes dangerous stunts. Sunday at 10 on Spike.

Everyone sucks but the Red Wings!

If I may be so modest, the Red Wings are looking like, no, wait, scratch that, ARE the best team in hockey this season. Sure, some could have been saying the Sharks or Bruins, but they're no longer able to produce a counterarguement because they were eliminated. So let's see who's left standing. There's the Red Wings, 4-0 over the Blue Jackets, and 4-3 over the Ducks. Then there's the Blackhawks, a team I love to hate. Sure they may have eliminated the Flames and Canucks, but those teams were nowhere near as skilled as the Red Wings. They didn't have the offensive, defensive, or goaltending skills of the Red Wings. Oh, by the way, the Blackhawks are down, 2-0, so if they don't get their heads out their asses, this will be over during Memorial Day Weekend. And out East are the Penguins and the Hurricanes, the Red Wings' last two Stanley Cup Finals opponents in 2008 and 2002, respectively. Let me tell you, nothing seems to have changed for the Leopard Seal Bait or the Tropical Depressions. They're blaming the same inferior game that they did last season, and probably won't see the Stanley Cup coming to Pittsburgh or Raleigh. And it certainly won't be in Pittsburgh. Sorry to disappoint the rest of the NHL, but the Stanley Cup is staying in the Motor City.

TiVo Guide Week of May 18, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“How I Met Your Mother” In the fourth-season finale, Ted works feverishly to promote his business, while Marshall tries to get him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party. Monday at 8:30 on CBS.

“NCIS” In the sixth-season finale, the team travels to Israel, where Ziva has an uneasy reunion with her father (Michael Nouri); Tony has a confrontation with Rivkin; and Gibbs makes an important decision that reverberates throughout NCIS. Tuesday at 8 on CBS.

“American Idol” The winning singer is revealed in the Season 8 finale, which features a reunion of the Top 13 finalists. From the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live. Wednesday at 8 on Fox.

“Southern Belles: Louisville” In the series premiere of a reality series that follows the careers and romances of five modern Southern women at turning points in their lives, the women are introduced and their backgrounds are highlighted. Thursday at 10 on SoapNet.

“Batman: The Brave and the Bold” Batman and Robin reteam, but there's tension between the pair. Meanwhile, Crazy Quilt seeks revenge on Robin. Friday at 8:30 on Cartoon.

“Primeval” A deadly creature that's able to camouflage itself is residing in a so-called haunted house. Saturday at 9 on BBC America.

“The Tudors” In the third-season finale, Henry tires of the unattractive and uninteresting Anne of Cleves (Joss Stone) and takes a mistress, the comely Katherine Howard (Tamzin Merchant), which rekindles his passion. Anne's cousin, a Bavarian prince, arrives at court and sweeps Princess Mary off her feet, but their happiness is short-lived when Henry sends him back to his own country; with his new powers, Brandon accuses Cromwell of being a traitor and has him imprisoned in the Tower of London. Sunday at 9 on Showtime.

Judgment Day results

Ding-dong, the slump is dead! I finally managed to piece together a winning record last night at 4-3. Personally, I expected far better, but at the rate I've been building a losing streak, I'll gladly take this. So now my record has improved to 195-161. Christian, Edge, Rey Mysterio, and Shelton Benjamin, I owe you guys. As for Randy Orton, Big Show, and CM Punk, for shame, you mortal fools, for shame.

Judgment Day card & picks

Singles match for the WWE Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista

Singles match for the ECW Championship
Christian (c) vs. Jack Swagger

Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Edge (c) vs. Jeff Hardy

Singles match
The Big Show vs. John Cena

Singles match
CM Punk vs. Umaga

Singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Rey Mysterio (c) vs. Chris Jericho

Singles match
Shelton Banjamin vs. John Morrison

Currently, I am sitting on a 191-158 record. I could be prouder, but I have been in one of the worst slumps of my predicting career. To burst out of this losing streak, I'm going with Randy Orton, Christian, Edge, Big Show, CM Punk, Rey Mysterio, and John Morrison. Wish me luck.

Something you guys should bookmark...

TVtropes.org. It's an awesome website that breaks down tropes (not cliches) in TV and other forms of media. How many shows can you think of right now that have such occurances as fridge logic and lampshade hanging? Don't know what those are? Check out TVtropes.org to learn what they are and see how these tropes relate to you favorite show.

And yes, this was a personal endorsement, but I'm not getting paid for it.

TiVo Guide Week of May 11, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“The Big Bang Theory” In the second-season finale, Leonard gets ready for a three-month long science trip, and he and Penny come to terms with their feelings for each other. Monday at 8 on CBS.

“Gossip Girl” Lily flashes back to her teen years in the '80s, recalling the time she was thrown out of boarding school and reconnected with her family in L.A. Elsewhere, Nate and Blair's prom is less than perfect, and Serena and Lily argue about Serena's arrest. No Doubt portray an '80s band. Teenage Lily: Brittany Snow. Rick Rhodes: Andrew McCarthy. Cece Rhodes: Cynthia Watros. Carol Rhodes: Krysten Ritter. Monday at 8 on The CW.

“Castle” In the Season 1 finale, a plastic surgeon is found murdered in his car, and the ensuing probe involves surgery-obsessed patients and hush-hush procedures. Elsewhere, Alexis attends her first prom; and Castle discovers extremely unsettling information about Beckett's past. Monday at 10:02 on ABC.

“American Idol” The Top 3 finalists sing two songs each in a performance edition. The show's 300th episode. Tuesday at 8 on Fox.

“Biggest Loser: Couples” The winner of the $250,000 grand prize is revealed in the seventh-season finale. Also: the third finalist is chosen; the at-home players weigh in for the $100,000 prize; and two potential contestants for next season are presented for viewer voting. Tuesday at 8 on NBC.

“Real Housewives of New Jersey” The worlds of five indulged ladies from the Garden State are tracked in this real-world series, an entry in the soapy "Real Housewives" franchise. The cast includes two sisters who are married to two brothers. Tuesday at 11 on Bravo.

“America’s Next Top Model” The winner is selected by the judges as the 12th season concludes. The three remaining ladies are reduced to two after the trio shoot a cosmetics commercial. The two remaining contestants walk and crawl down the final runway to determine the top model. Wednesday at 8 on The CW.

“Lost” In the Season 5 finale, Jack runs into stiff opposition to his plan to set things right on the island, while Ben gets a tough job assignment from Locke. Flashbacks focus on Kate, Juliet and Sawyer. Wednesday at 9 on ABC.

“Criminal Minds” A killer releases a deadly virus into the open air, and one of the agents risks his life to stop the threat. Lee Whitworth: Dan Lauria. Wednesday at 9 on CBS.

“Smallville” In the eighth-season finale, Oliver takes the lead when Clark exhibits resistance to killing Doomsday, and Chloe finds herself caught in the middle of the situation. Meanwhile, a fight between Lois and Tess takes a surprising turn. Thursday at 8 on The CW.

“Bones” In the fourth-season finale, a murder at a nightclub where Mötley Crüe, who appear as themselves, are performing makes suspects out of the entire Jeffersonian team, who go to extremes to solve the case and clear their names. Guest stars include Eric Millegan, Ryan O'Neal and Brendan Fehr. Thursday at 8 on Fox.

“30 Rock” Season 3 closes with Jack trying to connect with his biological father (Alan Alda), but the elder's health begins to suffer. Elsewhere, Liz gains fame as a relationship expert. Among the music artists appearing: Sheryl Crow; Mary J. Blige; Elvis Costello; Clay Aiken; and Adam Levine of Maroon 5. Thursday at 9:31 on NBC.

“Ghost Whisperer” In the fourth-season finale, Melinda fears for her unborn child after a surprising visitation by a ghost. Carl the Watcher: David Clennon. Josh Bedford: Bruce Davison. Friday at 8 on CBS.

“Prison Break” In the series finale, old friends (Amaury Nolasco, Rockmond Dunbar) turn up as Michael makes one last effort to get Scylla into responsible hands and take down the Company. Sofia: Danay Garcia. Lang: Barbara Eve Harris. Friday at 8 on Fox.

“NUMB3RS” The fifth season concludes with Amita being kidnapped by a manipulative guru (James Callis) who favors female followers. Don's team frantically searches for her while a distraught Charlie attempts to uncover the motive behind the abduction. Friday at 10 on CBS.

“Beverly Hills Groomer” A spin-off from 'Groomer Has It' following the series' first winner, Artist Knox, as he works toward opening his own salon in Beverly Hills. In the first episode, Artist cruises Rodeo Drive in his mobile grooming truck in search of clients. Later, his brother Desmond helps him scout out a hip dog park. Saturday at 10 on Animal Planet.

“MADtv” Fred Willard hosts "MADtv Gives Back" in the series finale, which features alumni Alex Borstein, Mo Collins, Will Sasso and Debra Wilson Skelton reprising their popular characters. Saturday at 11 on Fox.

“Saturday Night Live” Season 34 closes with Will Ferrell serving as host. Green Day are the music guest. Saturday at 11:29 on NBC.

“Survivor: Tocantins---The Brazilian Highlands” The jury questions the final castaways before voting for a winner. Jeff Probst is the host. Sunday at 8 on CBS.

“Desperate Housewives” Season 5 finale: Gaby runs into a down-on-her-luck old acquaintance; Tom decides to go back to school (much to Lynette's dismay); Orson threatens Bree with blackmail; and Dave makes a "friendly" gesture to Susan. Roberta: Lily Tomlin. Karl: Richard Burgi. Sunday at 9 on ABC.

“Saturday Night Live Just Shorts” Host Andy Samberg serves up a pool of short films, faux commercials, animated pieces and digital shorts from the archives of "Saturday Night Live." Sunday at 9 on NBC.

What to discuss...

Hey, guys, Tom again. As an FYI, I decided to add Amanda Bynes to the finale of WILF Wednesday, so check her out when you can.

Anyways, I'm just freaking frustrated about last night. When the Red Wings went down, 2-0, to the Ducks, I was all prepared for insomnia in hopes of overtime. And it almost came true with a last-minute goal by Marian Hossa. Except for one problem. The ref lost track of the puck and blew the whistle before Hossa scored. The Wings could have easily won this in overtime, but lost in regulation due to an inept idiot. Seriously, refs, keep both eyes on the puck at all times. Otherwise, I will be flying to Toronto and kicking some ass the next to the referees union, if there is one gets together. So, NHL referees, in the words of Stephen Colbert, you're on notice!

TiVo Guide Week of May 4, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Cook Yourself Thin” A cooking show that gives tips on reducing calories in favorite dishes kicks off with recipes for reduced-calorie lasagna, steak and vanilla cupcakes. Monday at 5 on Lifetime.

“House” The lungs of a ballerina (Jamie Tisdale) collapse while she's on stage, and her initial treatment causes her skin to fall off. Meanwhile, House not only still can't sleep, but he remains haunted by visions of Amber (Anne Dudek). Monday at 8 on Fox.

“Medium” Parts 1 and 2 of 3. Allison resigns at the DA's office when she's lured by a fellow psychic (Tracy Pollan) to work at a formidable corporation. She basks in the opulent corporate lifestyle, but she's haunted by visions of a serial killer's murderous fury in Phoenix. Meanwhile, the territorial company bigwig (David Morse) forbids Allison from sharing her dreams with Devalos and Scanlon. And Ariel begins taking pills, hoping they'll block out her visions of a ghost. Monday at 9 on NBC.

“American Idol” The final four singers take to the stage to deliver rock songs in a performance edition. Rock guitarist Slash (Guns n' Roses, Velvet Revolver) is the guest mentor. Tuesday at 8 on Fox.

“Biggest Loser: Couples” The players go home for 30 days to learn to keep up their healthy lifestyles outside the ranch. Upon their return to campus, the players compete in the season's final challenge: running a full marathon. After the weigh-in, the final two are revealed, along with the two players competing for the third spot in the finale. Also: Former contestants Ali Vincent, Michelle Aguilar, Jim Germanakos, Heba Salama and Bernie Salazar turn out to offer inspiration to the players. Tuesday at 8 on NBC.

“Fringe” The investigation of a suspected case of spontaneous combustion coincides with Olivia's detailed but inexplicable visions, Walter's focus on the ZFT manifesto and a potentially pivotal revelation from Peter. Tuesday at 9:01 on Fox.

“Scrubs” J.D. bids Sacred Heart farewell in the eighth-season finale. His agenda before he goes includes getting a hug from Dr. Cox and learning the Janitor's name. Meanwhile, Elliot slowly moves her belongings into J.D.'s new place, signaling a change in their relationship. Wednesday at 8 on ABC.

“Lie to Me” An FBI agent (Mekhi Phifer) enlists the Lightman Group in the hunt for a serial rapist. Cal's assignment: infiltrate a prison and befriend a convict (Daniel Sunjata) whom the suspect appears to be copycatting. Wednesday at 8 on Fox.

“Make Me a Supermodel” The seven lasting contestants learn the bare truth about fashion accessories when they pose for photographer Bill Diodato. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

“Ugly Betty” The hope that Matt's wealthy father will save Mode from financial collapse is threatened by the kidnapping of an heir to the Meade empire. Meanwhile, Archie Rodriguez (Ralph Macchio) tries to enlist Hilda's help with his political aspirations. Thursday at 8 on ABC.

“Fashion Show” There's a passion for fashion in this reality competition show, in which 15 professional designers square off in fashion-themed heats for a $125,000 prize. The first episode introduces the designers, who meet hosts Isaac Mizrahi and Kelly Rowland. Fashion dignitary Fern Mallis appears as a series judge. Thursday at 10 on Bravo.

“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” A man and a woman are gunned down gangster style in Koreatown but none of the witnesses will talk to the police. The investigation reveals an Asian gang is likely behind the murders and that a boy, who is now missing and is part of a clinical trial, may be the key to the crimes. Thursday at 10:01 on CBS.

“Ghost Whisperer” While making wedding-day preparations, Melinda finds time to help a girl who claims she's been visited by vampires. Serena Westen: Alexa Vega. Jenn Westen: Gail O'Grady. Friday at 8 on CBS.

“Dog Whisperer” Cesar Millan goes undercover to investigate conditions at several Los Angles County puppy mills. Then, he rescues 11 dogs considered worthless by breeders. Friday at 9 on National Geographic.

“Dollhouse” The Season 1 finale finds Alpha's Echo obsession growing ever more dangerous, Ballard's search for the Dollhouse coming to a conclusion, an Active being permanently deactivated and another's surprising past coming to light. Stephen Kepler: Alan Tudyk. Friday at 9:01 on Fox.

“JONAS” The boys re-create and record scenes from old family videos after they accidentally destroy the original tapes. Saturday at 8 on Disney.

“Ace of Cakes” Actor Jorge Garcia invites the Charm City crew to "Lost" set Hawaii, where they'll create a cake for the show's 100th-episode celebration. Saturday at 9 on Food.

“Saturday Night Live” Justin Timberlake hosts. Ciara is the music guest. Saturday at 11:29 on NBC.

“Sandra’s Money Saving Meals” Sandra Lee prepares an inexpensive brunch menu in the opener of the cooking series that features budget-friendly recipes and money-saving kitchen tricks. Recipes include French toast with brown-sugar bananas; an asparagus-and-tomato tart; apple-spiced glazed donuts; bread pudding; and sparkling-cider mimosas. Sunday at 12 on Food.

“Family Guy” Stephen King meets "The Family Guy" (with vocal help from Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider and George Wendt). The tales include 12-year-old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe heading off in search of a dead body and finding themselves; Brian getting rescued by his "No. 1 fan"---Stewie---after being hurt in a car crash; and Cleveland and Peter becoming friends in prison. Voice of Stephen King: Danny Smith. Sunday at 9 on Fox.

“Brothers & Sisters” In the third-season finale, the Walkers' worst fears may be realized when their efforts to help Tommy are unfolding as an exercise in futility. Meanwhile, Robert and Kitty's marriage reaches the point of no return; Saul makes a startling revelation about Ryan's mother; and Justin forges ahead with his future plans. Directed by Ken Olin. Sunday at 10:01 on ABC.

WILF Wednesday The Finale

Wow, I can't believe it's finally happened, but it finally did. WILF Wednesday is over. At least until theassman345xxxo makes a new video. So I need to say thanks, assman, for allowing me to do this. Secondly, thanks to you, the readers, for checking these hotties out. Yes, they all have incredible asses. So, enjoy this guys. Thank you, kick back, and enjoy the WILFs new and old.

Christina Aguilera


Jessica Alba


Jennifer Aniston


Tyra Banks


Monica Bellucci


Halle Berry


Jessica Biel


Amanda Bynes


Mariah Carey


Kelly Clarkson


Cameron Diaz


Amy Dumas


Hilary Duff


Carmen Electra


Anna Faris


Fergie


Megan Fox


Sarah Michelle Gellar


Salma Hayek


Keeley Hazell


Jennifer Love Hewitt


Paris Hilton


Mickie James


Scarlett Johansson


Angelina Jolie


Maria Kanellis


Kim Kardashian


Kelly Kelly


Stacy Keibler


Keira Knightley


Beyoncé Knowles


Anna Kournikova


Mila Kunis


Avril Lavigne


Adriana Lima


Lindsay Lohan


Jennifer Lopez


Eva Mendes


Candice Michelle


Hayden Panettiere


Melina Perez


Katy Perry


Rihanna


Shakira


Maria Sharapova


Ashlee Simpson


Jessica Simpson


Britney Spears


Trish Stratus


Torrie Wilson