Royally bored, need topics...

So why not do the best Sheldon Cooper from my favorite show, "The Big Bang Theory."

TiVo Guide Week of April 26, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Nurse Jackie" Eddie and Jackie sleep together at his apartment and she demands that he stop hanging out with Kevin, which Eddie ignores. Elsewhere, Cooper becomes the "Face of All Saints" with ad posters of him splashed all over the city, which infuriates Jackie and O'Hara; Jackie meets a female Iraq War vet who is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder; and when O'Hara's ex-lover (Julia Ormond) visits the city, they rekindle their romance. Monday at 10 on Showtime.

"Glee" Kurt fixes up his dad (Mike O'Malley) with a date in hopes of having a regular family; Sue demands that the Cheerios diet in preparation for a magazine interview; and April Rhodes (Kristin Chenoweth) returns to help Will save New Directions. Tuesday at 9 on Fox.

"The City" In the Season 2 opener, Whitney debuts her first collection at Bryant Park during New York Fashion Week. Meanwhile, Olivia is offered an on-camera job at Elle as she and Erin try to put the past behind them. Tuesday at 10:30 on MTV.

"Top Chef Masters" Chief chefs Debbie Gold, Jody Adams, Maria Hines, Rick Tramonto and Susur Lee give a modern-day spin to classic dishes, then serve their culinary work to the cast and crew of TV's "Modern Family." Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

"Marriage Ref" Sarah Silverman, Matthew Broderick and Martin Short provide their thoughts on couples' disputes. Thursday at 10 on NBC.

"Smallville" Chloe becomes trapped inside Watchtower with Tess and tries to stop the Kandorians from accessing information on Watchtower's servers. Meanwhile, Clark learns that Zod's soldiers have superpowers, and a confrontation with Zod leaves Oliver near death and branded with a Z. Friday at 8 on The CW.

"Cleveland Show" Cleveland Jr. challenges Stoolbend hip-hop king Kenny West (voice of Kanye West) to a rap showdown to win the heart of a girl (voice of Taraji P. Henson). Meanwhile, Terry and Cleveland go into business together. Sunday at 8:30 on Fox.

Extreme Rules results

UGGGH! Extreme Rules was a complete and udder disaster for me, I can only bury my head in shame as the results. I only went 2-5, dropping my record to 243-214 (note: I did not pick Big Show & The Miz in the gauntlet match against neither David Hart Smith & Tyson Kidd, John Morrison & R-Truth, nor Mark Henry & MVP. If I had, I would have taken Big Show & The Miz in all three, and I would have gotten 2 out of 3). Big ups John Cena and Edge for insuring the night wasn't a colassial disaster. As for Randy Orton, Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Shad, and Michelle McCool, you owe me big time now. Wish me luck for Over the Limit when it comes Detroit.

Extreme Rules card and picks

Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship
- John Cena (c) vs. Batista

Extreme Rules Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
- Jack Swagger (c) vs. Randy Orton

Street Fight
- Triple H vs. Sheamus

Hair Match - If Punk is defeated he loses his hair
- Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk

Steel Cage Match
- Edge vs. Chris Jericho

Strap Match
- JTG vs. Shad Gaspard

Extreme Makeover Match for the WWE Women's Championship
- Michelle McCool (c) vs. Beth Phoenix

So my picks from WrestleMania XXVI were mixed. No biggie. I can storm back tonight at Extreme Rules. Hell, I know I will bounce back tonight. I'm at 241-209. So who do I got for my picks? I got John Cena, Randy Orton, Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Edge, Shad, and Michelle McCool. Wish me luck!

Once again, bored...

Enjoy the hottest ladies of Disney. How can one network dedicated to kids be so appealing to adults? Oh yeah, this.

TiVo Guide Week of April 19, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Lost" The Locke monster's camp merges with Jack's, and alliances are forged (and broken). L.A. segments focus on Jack. Nadia: Andrea Gabriel. Tuesday at 9 on ABC.

"American Idol" One of the Top 7 singers is slated to be eliminated in an "Idol Gives Back" episode, which features performances by Alicia Keys, Carrie Underwood, Black Eyed Peas, Annie Lennox and Jeff Beck. The initiative raises funds for U.S. and global charities, including Children's Health Fund, Feeding America, Malaria No More, Save the Children's U.S. Programs and the United Nations Foundation. Wednesday at 9 on Fox.

"Bones" Human remains discovered inside a shark may be those of an aquarium's guest lecturer, but another interesting aspect of the investigation emerges when Brennan observes the predatory nature of a marine biologist (Rena Sofer) with her eye on Booth. Thursday at 8 on Fox.

"The Office" Andy goes to extremes to make sure Erin has a very special Secretary's Day. But it all could backfire thanks to Michael, who informs Erin about Andy's past relationship with Angela. Meanwhile, Oscar creates a viral video that highlights similarities between Kevin's voice and Cookie Monster's voice. Thursday at 9 on NBC.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" A young boy with a vendetta against the Jedi recruits bounty hunters to help him carry out his revenge plot. Friday at 9 on Cartoon.

"Explorer" Examining evidence that suggests Europeans believed in the existence of vampires in the 16th century. Included: a forensic investigation of a skeleton found in a mass grave near Venice, Italy, that had been subjected to a macabre vampire-killing ritual. Saturday at 7 on National Geographic.

"Saturday Night Live" Gabourey Sidibe hosts. MGMT perform. Saturday at 11:29 on NBC.

"Desperate Housewives" Flashbacks focusing on the Fairview Strangler show him intruding on Gaby and Carlos during an intimate moment, and being offered a job and dating advice by Bree. In addition, Susan is seen encouraging his interest in art, and Lynette shows him kindness. Sunday at 9 on ABC.

Bored again

Enjoy my girl, Britney Spears.

TiVo Guide Week of March 11, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The Big Bang Theory" Wil Wheaton returns and once again battles with Sheldon, this time in a bowling match; and Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship. Monday at 9:31 on CBS.

"United States of Tara" Tara decides to change therapists, and not a moment too soon as she's manifested a brand-new personality. Elsewhere, Max has a difficult time coping with Buck's affair; Tara and Max make their feelings known about Kate's relationship with Lynda; Marshall and Courtney's romance heats up; and Charmaine has some big news to share with the family. Monday at 10:30 on Showtime.

"Lost" Hurley agonizes over what to do next, and the Locke monster is curious about the new arrival to his camp. Meanwhile, Ilana leads a mission to Hydra Island. Libby: Cynthia Watros. Michael: Harold Perrineau. Carmen Reyes: Lillian Hurst. Tuesday at 9 on ABC.

"Justified" Raylan's father (Raymond J. Barry) is arrested following an altercation with a man who's renting a house he and Raylan's stepmother own, and Raylan must bail him out of jail. It turns out that the tenant has something to hide. Meanwhile, Raylan poses as a gardener to nab a fugitive hiding in a house. Tuesday at 10 on FX.

"American Idol" Two of the nine final singers are eliminated in a results episode. Season 8 contestant Adam Lambert performs "Whataya Want From Me." Wednesday at 9 on Fox.

"Ugly Betty" In the series finale, Betty is anxious about telling Daniel her future plans; Justin and Bobby try to convince Hilda that they should move to Manhattan; Amanda mourns the loss of a loved one; and Marc is discouraged by his romantic prospects. Wednesday at 10:01 on ABC.

"Supernatural" Sam and Dean are horrified when they learn of the angels' new plans, and the brothers take on Zachariah to prevent a war on Earth. Thursday at 9 on The CW.

"Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again" A retrospective that highlights the highs and woes of the late-night show in the 2000s. Featured: clips, backstage anecdotes and interviews with a slew of "SNL" performers, including Jimmy Fallon, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Bill Hader, Chris Kattan, Seth Meyers, Tracy Morgan, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig. Also: insight from memorable hosts, such as Alec Baldwin and Christopher Walken. Thursday at 9 on NBC.

"Secrets of the Mountain" A single mom (Paige Turco) decides to sell a cabin she inherited years ago from her uncle (Barry Bostwick) and takes her kids on a weekend trip to finalize the deal. But the journey ends up taking a dangerous turn when the family uncover a mystery that someone doesn't want them to solve. Friday at 9 on NBC.

"Doctor Who" The 11th Doctor (Matt Smith) must save the world in 20 minutes even though the TARDIS is wrecked and his disabled sonic screwdriver is disabled. Fortunately, he also meets Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) in the fifth-season premiere. Saturday at 9 on BBC America.

"Bound by a Secret" Dying actress Jane (Leslie Ann Warren) returns to her hometown to spend her final days with her best friend, Ida Mae (Meredith Baxter). Their respite hits a snag, though, when Jane decides to reveal that she's the biological mother of Ida Mae's daughter (Bridget Ann White). Timothy Bottoms also stars. Directed by David S. Cass Sr. Saturday at 9 on Hallmark.

"Academy of Country Music Awards" Reba McEntire hosts the 45th annual gala in Las Vegas. Performers include: Lady Antebellum; Carrie Underwood; Kenny Chesney; Tim McGraw; Brooks and Dunn; Jason Aldean; Blake Shelton; and Trace Adkins. Lady Antebellum lead in nominations with seven. Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood follow with six nods each. Sunday at 8 on CBS.

"The Pacific" Still fighting on Peleliu in September 1944, in extreme heat and with little drinking water, Leckie, Sledge and the rest of the 1st Marines attempt a dangerous assault across the airfield under constant fire from entrenched enemy positions. Meanwhile, Sid Phillips pays a visit to Sledge's parents back in Mobile, Ala., and does his best to assure them their son will be all right. Sunday at 9 on HBO.

My favorite show is ready

The MTV Movie Awards nominees have been announced. They will be trimmed down to the finalists and then the winners. Think you can pick the winners in each category? Good luck.

Best Kiss
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler "The Bounty Hunter"
Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams "The Time Traveler's Wife"
Jay Baruchel and Alice Eve "She's Out of My League"
Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell "Couples Retreat"
Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel "When in Rome"
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds "The Proposal"
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl "The Ugly Truth"
Kristin Davis and Jon Favreau "Couples Retreat"
Emilie de Ravin and Robert Pattinson "Remember Me"
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt "(500) Days of Summer"
Robert Downey, Jr. and Rachel McAdams "Sherlock Holmes"
Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone "Zombieland"
Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart "The Runaways"
Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried "Jennifer's Body"
Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher "Valentine's Day"
Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift "Valentine's Day"
Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
Ellen Page and Landon Pigg "Whip It"
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart "The Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana "Star Trek"
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington "Avatar"
Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum "Dear John"

Best Fight
Jake Abel vs. Logan Lerman "Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief"
Eric Bana vs. Chris Pine "Star Trek"
Lee Byung-hun vs. Ray Park "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
John Cho and Chris Pine vs. Romulans "Star Trek"
Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Gustaf Hammarsten "Brüno"
Rob Corddry vs. Sebastian Stan "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Robert Maillet "Sherlock Holmes"
Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Mark Strong "Sherlock Holmes"
Zac Efron vs. Thomas Lennon "17 Again"
Megan Fox vs. Amanda Seyfried "Jennifer's Body"
Hugh Jackman vs. Liev Schreiber "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Beyoncé Knowles vs. Ali Larter "Obsessed"
Stephen Lang vs. Sam Worthington "Avatar"
Jude Law vs. Forest Whitaker "Repo Men"
Sienna Miller vs. Rachel Nichols "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
Channing Tatum vs. Brian J. White "Fighting"
Sam Worthington vs. Terminator "Terminator Salvation"

Best Villain
Hank Azaria "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian"
Eric Bana "Star Trek"
Gerard Butler "Law Abiding Citizen"
Helena Bonham Carter "Alice in Wonderland"
Tom Felton "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Megan Fox "Jennifer's Body"
Isabelle Fuhrman "Orphan"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
Ken Jeong "The Hangover"
Stephen Lang "Avatar"
Ali Larter "Obsessed"
Tyler Mane "Halloween II"
Sienna Miller "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
Gary Oldman "The Book of Eli"
Liev Schreiber "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Mark Strong "Sherlock Holmes"
Uma Thurman "Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief"
Stanley Tucci "The Lovely Bones"
Dylan Walsh "The Stepfather"
Christoph Waltz "Inglourious Basterds"

Best WTF Moment
Essence Atkins "Dance Flick"
Jay Baruchel and Nate Torrence "She's Out of My League"
The Basterds "Inglourious Basterds"
Sacha Baron Cohen "Brüno"
Sharlto Copley "District 9"
Annie Corley "Law Abiding Citizen"
Rob Corddry "Hot Tub Time Machine"
John Cusack "2012"
Johnny Depp "Alice in Wonderland"
Katie Featherston "Paranormal Activity"
Will Ferrell "Land of the Lost"
Will Ferrell "Land of the Lost"
Will Ferrell, Danny McBride and Jorma Taccone "Land of the Lost"
Megan Fox "Jennifer's Body"
Isabelle Fuhrman "Orphan"
Zach Galifianakis "The Hangover"
Tanedra Howard and Marty Moreau "Saw VI"
Ken Jeong "The Hangover"
Alison Lohman "Drag Me to Hell"
Isabel Lucas "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Bill Murray "Zombieland"
B. J. Novak, Brad Pitt and Christoph Waltz "Inglourious Basterds"
Andy Samberg "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"
Betty White "The Proposal"

Best Ass Kicking Star
Christian Bale
Gerard Butler
Jackie Chan
Tom Cruise
Matt Damon
Robert Downey, Jr.
Woody Harrelson
Hugh Jackman
Angelina Jolie
Shia LaBeouf
Jude Law
Sienna Miller
Chris Pine
Brad Pitt
Rain
Zoe Saldana
Channing Tatum
John Travolta
Denzel Washington
Marlon Wayans
Bruce Willis
Sam Worthington

Best Scared-as-S**t Performance
Penn Badgley "The Stepfather"
Sharlto Copley "District 9"
Benicio del Toro "The Wolfman"
Leonardo DiCaprio "Shutter Island"
Jesse Eisenberg "Zombieland"
Vera Farmiga "Orphan"
Katie Featherston "Paranormal Activity"
Margo Harshman "Sorority Row"
Amber Heard "The Stepfather"
Alison Lohman "Drag Me to Hell"
Radha Mitchell "The Crazies"
Timothy Olyphant "The Crazies"
Danielle Panabaker "The Crazies"
Audrina Patridge "Sorority Row"
Dennis Quaid "Legion"
Amanda Seyfried "Jennifer's Body"
Micah Sloat "Paranormal Activity"
Scout Taylor-Compton "Halloween II"
Kate Walsh "Legion"
Rumer Willis "Sorority Row"

Best Female Breakout Star
Moon Bloodgood "Terminator Salvation"
Alexandra Daddario "Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief"
Emilie de Ravin "Remember Me"
Alice Eve "She's Out of My League"
Katie Featherston "Paranormal Activity"
Isabelle Fuhrman "Orphan"
Katie Jarvis "Fish Tank"
Anna Kendrick "Up in the Air"
Mélanie Laurent "Inglourious Basterds"
Isabel Lucas "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Carey Mulligan "An Education"
Naturi Naughton "Fame"
Audrina Patridge "Sorority Row"
Gabourey Sidibe "Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire"
Sofia Vassilieva "My Sister's Keeper"
Mia Wasikowska "Alice in Wonderland"
Rumer Willis "Sorority Row"
Hope Olaidè Wilson "I Can Do Bad All By Myself"

Best Male Breakout Star
Quinton Aaron "The Blind Side"
Penn Badgley "The Stepfather"
Jay Baruchel "She's Out of My League"
Rob Corddry "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Sharlto Copley "District 9"
Clark Duke "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Zach Galifianakis "The Hangover"
Zachary Gordon "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt "(500) Days of Summer"
Ed Helms "The Hangover"
Logan Lerman "Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief"
Anthony Mackie "The Hurt Locker"
Chris Pine "Star Trek"
Jeremy Renner "The Hurt Locker"
Zachary Quinto "Star Trek"
Micah Sloat "Paranormal Activity"
Christoph Waltz "Inglourious Basterds"
Sam Worthington "Terminator Salvation"

Best Female Performance
Amy Adams "Julie & Julia"
Jennifer Aniston "The Bounty Hunter"
Kristen Bell "When in Rome"
Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side"
Sandra Bullock "The Proposal"
Penélope Cruz "Nine"
Zooey Deschanel "(500) Days of Summer"
Dakota Fanning "The Runaways"
Megan Fox "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Jennifer Garner "Valentine's Day"
Anne Hathaway "Alice in Wonderland"
Katherine Heigl "The Ugly Truth"
Taraji P. Henson "I Can Do Bad All By Myself"
Kate Hudson "Nine"
Beyoncé Knowles "Obsessed"
Diane Kruger "Inglourious Basterds"
Mila Kunis "The Book of Eli"
Rachel McAdams "Sherlock Holmes"
Mo'Nique "Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire"
Natalie Portman "Brothers"
Zoe Saldana "Avatar"
Amanda Seyfried "Dear John"
Kristen Stewart "The Runaways"
Kristen Stewart "The Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Emma Stone "Zombieland"
Emma Watson "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

Best Male Performance
Christian Bale "Terminator Salvation"
Eric Bana "The Time Traveler's Wife"
Jeff Bridges "Crazy Heart"
Gerard Butler "The Bounty Hunter"
Michael Cera "Youth in Revolt"
George Clooney "Up in the Air"
Bradley Cooper "The Hangover"
Matt Damon "Green Zone"
Johnny Deep "Alice in Wonderland"
Leonardo DiCaprio "Shutter Island"
Robert Downey, Jr. "Sherlock Holmes"
Zac Efron "17 Again"
Jesse Eisenberg "Zombieland"
Jamie Foxx "Valentine's Day"
Jake Gyllenhaal "Brothers"
Hugh Jackman "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
Shia LaBeouf "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Taylor Lautner "The Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Tobey Maguire "Brothers"
Robert Pattinson "Remember Me"
Robert Pattinson "The Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Brad Pitt "Inglourious Basterds"
Daniel Radcliffe "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Ryan Reynolds "The Proposal"
Channing Tatum "Dear John"
Channing Tatum "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
Denzel Washington "The Book of Eli"
Sam Worthington "Avatar"

Best Comedic Performance
Kristen Bell "When in Rome"
Sandra Bullock "The Proposal"
Sacha Baron Cohen "Brüno"
Bradley Cooper "The Hangover"
Rob Corddry "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Zac Efron "17 Again"
Will Ferrell "Land of the Lost"
Zach Galifianakis "The Hangover"
Ed Helms "The Hangover"
John Krasinski "It's Complicated"
Thomas Lennon "17 Again"
T. J. Miller "She's Out of My League"
Tracy Morgan "Cop Out"
Craig Robinson "Hot Tub Time Machine"
Ryan Reynolds "The Proposal"
Seth Rogen "Funny People"
Adam Sandler "Funny People"
Ben Stiller "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian"
Vince Vaughn "Couples Retreat"
Betty White "The Proposal"

Global Superstar
Christian Bale
Drew Barrymore
Sandra Bullock
Gerard Butler
George Clooney
Marion Cotillard
Tom Cruise
Penélope Cruz
Matt Damon
Johnny Deep
Cameron Diaz
Leonardo DiCaprio
Robert Downey, Jr.
Tom Hanks
Hugh Jackman
Angelina Jolie
Jude Law
Shia LaBeouf
Taylor Lautner
Robert Pattinson
Brad Pitt
Daniel Radcliffe
Ryan Reynolds
Julia Roberts
Will Smith
Kristen Stewart
John Travolta
Denzel Washington
Sam Worthington

Best Movie
"(500) Days of Summer"
"17 Again"
"2012"
"Alice in Wonderland"
"Avatar"
"The Blind Side"
"District 9"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"The Hangover"
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
"Hot Tub Time Machine"
"The Hurt Locker"
"Inglourious Basterds"
"Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian"
"Paranormal Activity"
"Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire"
"The Proposal"
"The Runaways"
"Sherlock Holmes"
"Shutter Island"
"Star Trek"
"Terminator Salvation"
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
"The Twilight Saga: New Moon"
"Up"
"X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
"Zombieland"

TiVo Guide Week of April 5, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Chuck" The spies regroup upon discovering that a villainous operative was responsible for the death of Shaw's wife. They spring into action to find the evildoer---but Chuck worries about Shaw's psychological state. Meanwhile, Morgan mulls over leaving Buy More. Brandon Routh recurs as Shaw. Monday at 8 on NBC.

"Christian Siriano: Having a Moment" A profile of fashion designer and former "Project Runway" contestant Christian Siriano. Included: Siriano preps for a runway show; oversees his line; and interacts with celebs, such as Mena Suvari, Katrina Bowden and Tori Spelling. Monday at 10 on Bravo.

"Lost" Desmond (Henry Ian Cusick) awakens and discovers that he's on the island. Charlie: Dominic Monaghan. Daniel Faraday: Jeremy Davies. Eloise Hawking: Fionnula Flanagan. Tuesday at 9 on ABC.

"The Good Wife" Alicia and Will defend a college student accused of killing her roommate while under the influence of a sleep aid. The two also deal with the mounting sexual tension between them. Meanwhile, Diane continues her flirtatious relationship with a conservative ballistics expert. Tuesday at 10 on CBS.

"Criminal Minds" The Hotch and the team investigate the murders of homeless men in San Francisco, and they work with a separate BAU group handling a case that may be connected to the deaths. Forest Whitaker guest stars. Wednesday at 9 on CBS.

"Top Chef Masters" Things get steamy in the Season 2 opener when competing pro chefs Ana Sortun, Govind Armstrong, Jerry Traunfeld, Jimmy Bradley, Susan Feniger and Tony Mantuano create aphrodisiacal dinners for romantic first dates. Gail Simmons joins the judges' table for Season 2. Wednesday at 11 on Bravo.

"Bones" Brennan and Booth recall their first case together six years ago, when FBI agent Booth recruited Brennan's team of scientists, whose uncanny instincts and investigative work supported his suspicions about an influential judge. Zack: Eric Millegan. Thursday at 8 on Fox.

"Real Housewives of New York City" Bethenny and Ramona have a venomous argument while walking across the Brooklyn Bridge. Things don't get any better for Bethenny, who then learns about a family illness. Meanwhile, Kelly snaps photos of random Manhattan denizens for an article; and Alex continues to piece together a fashion-weekend event. Thursday at 10 on Bravo.

"Miami Medical" Several people are shot by a gunman at a hotel's outdoor restaurant, including an asthmatic woman who works as a waitress there. Her medical condition complicates her surgery when it's discovered her asthma is caused by a tumor. Friday at 10 on CBS.

"Friday Night Alright" Adam Lambert performs an acoustic set. Friday at 11 on VH1.

"Mega Piranha" Giant mutant piranha escape from the Amazon and head for Florida. Saturday at 9 on Syfy.

"Victorious" Tori works hard on preparing a monologue for her drama class. Elsewhere, André and Robbie enroll in a ballet class to meet girls, but their plan backfires. Sunday at 8 on Nickelodeon.

"Treme" In the premiere of a drama that unfolds in New Orleans three months after Hurricane Katrina, residents and musicians, including a hard-luck trombonist (Wendell Pierce), revel in their first neighborhood parade since the storm. Meanwhile, a college professor (John Goodman) fumes at the government's role in the disaster; a chef (Kim Dickens) tries to keep her restaurant up and running; and a bar owner (Khandi Alexander) worries about her missing brother. Sunday at 10 on HBO.

Happy Easter!

Since we're coming up on Easter, I thought there would be nothing better than bunnies. More specifically, Playboy Bunnies!


And here to sing about the spring season, here's Beaker from the Muppets.