Holy Shaving Cream Robin!

Forget "RI-COLA!" How about "NIP-OLA!" Lita was at her alltime sultriest last night. Now if I were the WWE's writers, 1. No Edge. 2. Stop giving ideas for Matt Hardy to jump to Total Nonstop Asspacking, er, TNA. 3. Get Lita naked with another Diva, i.e. Trish and/or Mickie and/or Ashley and/or Candice and/or Maria and/or Victoria and/or Lillian and/or Torrie and/or Stacy and/or Kristal and/or Jillian and/or Melina. In the quote of the year from Jerry Lawler, "Coach, had me a Kleenex." Or was that Jonathan Coachman on Sunday? "Jerry Lawler has more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book."