BANG!

Oh sorry, I was teaching Dick Cheney how to shoot quail. You know, the VP did screw up, I'll admit it. But why the anger? He never meant to do it. But if I do get shot, I hope it's by someone with 24/7 medicial service. Hey, I got one. Oops, never mind. That was Barbara Streisand. *whispers to Cheney* Good shot.