Post Royal Rumble Fallout

Not that Rob Schiender says it enough (for evidence, see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo), but OH NO! I SUCK AGAIN! Yes I guarenteed I'd crack the .500 mark on my wrestling picks courtesy of the Royal Rumble. Looks like my odds where as good as Jonathan Coachman winning the Royal Rumble match. Okay, Kurt Angle and Boogeyman won, but Edge, Shawn Michaels, Kid Kash, and Ashley left me out cold. WWE PPV record: 13-18. Vince, is it really necessary to mock me? I get enough of that at C-S-S-A.