Start your engines!

OK, I know! It makes me sound like a redneck. But, I'll admit, albeit painfully, NASCAR is cool. My uncle (not the one who is the doushebag I want to go nuclear on) got me into when he took me to Michigan International Speedway in Brooklyn (not to be confused with the borough, it's an actual city in the Lansing area). And let's clear the air, the good uncle is from the U.P., so he sounds more Canadian than redneck. So I think, why not place my NASCAR picks for the year.

Winner of the Chase: Tony Stewart