DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!

Well, UCLA fell off a bridge, got burned, got impaled on rocks, and got mauled by a bear and a mountain lion. Oh, wait, that was Chef. Anyways, Florida made me look like a f'ing joke Monday night. Not only did they beat UCLA, they probably almost sent John Wooden into cardiac arrest. Oh well, that's the way the bracket crumbles. After going 36 of 49 through two rounds, my bracket fell to pieces with three of my Final Four teams (Duke, Gonzaga, Washington) falling in the Sweet Sixteen and the other (Villanova) being eliminated in the Elite Eight. Damn you, George Mason! Damn you!

P.S. If anyone tunes into ESPN Classic on Friday, you get 5 Instant Classics. At 5, it's Saturday's Heat Cavaliers game, where Dwayne Wade and LeBron James put a clinic on. At 8, it's the Elite Eight showdown between George Mason and Connecticut. At 9, it's a Sweet Sixteen battle between Boston College and Villanova. At 10, another Sweet Sixteen game, this time, it's Gonzaga and UCLA. And at 11, it's the National Championship game, played by UCLA and Florida.