313's Heroes and Goats

Fromt he second round of the PGA Championship

The Hero: Mark Seitz. Just kidding. Come on, who else? Tiger slapped Southern Hills around like it owed him money and came within half an inch of shooting the best score in major championship history. For people like me who even struggle to shoot 63 in video game golf, let me just say this, Tiger: I am impressed.
The Goats: Zach Johnson and Angel Cabrera. The reigning Masters and U.S. Open champions combined to shoot 21 over for two rounds. How do you say 'fluke winner' in Spanish and in Iowan?

My time's up, you've been greta. For the road: T.I. "Big Things Poppin' (Do It)"