WILF Wednesday Superstar Edition (plus, update and rant)

Hey everybody. Tom back here again. Before I get down to what I wanted to do this week, there are a few things I wanted to mention. First, remember when I did a second Shakira video because her original video by theassman345xxxo was pulled? Well, that post has been reedited with theassman's newest Shakira video (I do have to regrettably inform you that though it isn't pornographic, viewer discretion is advised). You can check it out by going to October 2007 in the archives listed on the right of this page.

Secondly, I have to vent some frustration. When I looked up my blog on Yahoo!, I found that my blog recently been linked in the past to a group of 9/11 Truthers (worst oxymoron ever). To all you conspiracy nuts who use my blog to further your crap-filled agenda, let me say that I do not, have not, nor will not endorse your pile of dog shit. I don't care what your theory is or what agenda you are shielding, there have been numerous scientific findings that prove your "research" to be as viable as Holocaust denial. Don't ever fuck with this blog again. The world knows exactly what happened on that fateful day. You don't. I understand your right to freedom of speech, but do not ever use my blog, which has never spread any bullshit about the attacks. The government had nothing to with anybody being murdered that day. It was al-Qaeda, plain and simple. Open your thick skulls and look into the research that was done that disproved all your theories. Controlled demolition? Gimme a break! How could you rig the World Trade Center, one the busiest business hubs in the world, with explosives without anybody noticing? How could you explain the wings recovered from the Pentagon? How else could you explain the phone calls to loved ones with emotion and tears floating through them? At the very least, give the survivors and the families of the deceased respect and look at what really happened. And if you ever use this blog to endorse one more time to push for propaganda of lies, ignorance, and/or hatred, there will be Hell to pay!

OK, angry Tom is gone, here's pleasant Tom. Thanks to theassman345xxxo for making this video (one of my favorites thus far). This lady is one of the champions of women in music. Can you say EIGHTEEN number one singles? That is the most for female solo artists, more than Elvis Presley, and second all-time behind only The Beatles. The Recording Industry Association of America has her listed as third amongst best-selling female solo artist and sixteenth among all artists. Her albums have range from slow and romantic to having a heavy hip-hop influence. She has been acclaimed for very strong vocal range, power, melismatic style, and use of the whistle register. Of course nobody is perfect. She had been married to her original boss, Colombia Records executive Tommy Mottala (although her current marriage looks better to me. Yes, I said it. Nick Cannon > Tommy Mottala, and I don't care what you say). And let's not even get into her TRL striptease, attempt to break into movies, and mental breakdown. But this woman has got to be as tough as nails. She bounced back to reestablish herself as a dominant presence on the music scene. Her long-term success has made me a fan of hers. Not to mention she has an excellent rack and an ass that you want to sink your teeth into. She's hot. She can probably break glass with her voice. She can rise up like the phoenix. She's a five-time Grammy Award winner. She's the legendary Mariah Carey.