Top CHR/Top 40 Songs of 2006

Seeing as Victoria won't give me the green light to post the most played songs of the year from my favorite genre, I thought I'd do it here. So here are the top 100 songs from the CHR/Top 40 songs from the past year.

100. Dem Franchize Boyz featuring Lil Peanut & Charlay "Lean wit It, Rock wit It"
99. Jessica Simpson "A Public Affair"
98. Three 6 Mafia featuring Young Buck & Eightball & MJG "Stay Fly"
97. Green Day "Wake Me Up When September Ends"
96. Christina Aguilera "Hurt"
95. Kelis featuring Too $hort "Bossy"
94. Akon featuring Eminem "Smack That"
93. Beyonce featuring Jay-Z "Deja Vu"
92. Jeannie Ortega featuring Papoose "Crowded"
91. Ne-Yo "When You're Mad"
90. Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind"
89. Ashley Parker Angel "Let U Go"
88. Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dani California"
87. Lil Jon featuring E-40 & Sean Paul of the YoungBloodZ "Snap Yo Fingers"
86. Daddy Yankee "Rompe"
85. Yung Joc "It's Goin' Down"
84. Chris Brown featuring Lil' Wayne "Gimme That"
83. Ciara featuring Chamillionaire "Get Up"
82. Frankie J featuring Mannie Fresh & Chamillionaire "That Girl"
81. Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc."
80. Chingy featuring Tyrese "Pullin' Me Back"
79. Anna Nalick "Breathe (2 AM)"
78. Pink "Stupid Girls"
77. Rascal Flatts "What Hurts the Most"
76. Trina featuring Kelly Rowland "Here We Go"
75. Relient K "Who I Am Hates Who I've Been"
74. Paula DeAnda featuring Baby Bash "Doing Too Much"
73. Danity Kane "Show Stopper"
72. Ludacris featuring Pharrell "Money Maker"
71. T-Pain "I'm Sprung"
70. D4L "Laffy Taffy"
69. Young Jeezy featuring Akon "Soul Survivor"
68. The Fray "How to Save a Life"
67. Saving Jane "Girl Next Door"
66. Bo Bice "The Real Thing"
65. Gwen Stefani "Luxurious"
64. Sean Paul "We Be Burnin'"
63. Chris Brown "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)"
62. Eminem "When I'm Gone"
61. KT Tunstall "Black Horse and the Cherry Tree"
60. Teddy Geiger "For You I Will (Confidence)"
59. Evanescence "Call Me When You're Sober"
58. Snow Patrol "Chasing Cars"
57. Ray J "One Wish"
56. Field Mob featuring Ciara "So What"
55. Ne-Yo "Sexy Love"
54. T-Pain featuring Mike Jones "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)"
53. Blue October "Hate Me"
52. Juelz Santana "There It Go (The Whisper Song)"
51. E-40 featuring T-Pain & Kandi Girl "U and Dat"
50. The Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am "Beep"
49. The Black Eyed Peas "My Humps"
48. Bubba Sparxxx featuring Ying Yang Twins & Mr. ColliPark "Ms. New Booty"
47. The Black Eyed Peas "Pump It"
46. Rihanna "If It's Lovin' That You Want"
45. Justin Timberlake featuring T.I. "My Love"
44. Eminem featuring Nate Dogg "Shake That"
43. Mario Vazquez "Gallery"
42. Fall Out Boy "Sugar, We're Goin Down"
41. Sean Paul featuring Keyshia Cole "(When You Gonna) Give It up to Me"
40. Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx "Gold Digger"
39. Nelly featuring Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp "Grillz"
38. Cascada "Everytime We Touch"
37. Cherish featuring Sean Paul of the YoungBloodZ "Do It to It"
36. Hinder "Lips of an Angel"
35. Gnarls Barkley "Crazy"
34. Nick Lachey "What's Left of Me"
33. James Blunt "You're Beautiful"
32. Staind "Right Here"
31. Fergie "London Bridge"
30. Mariah Carey "Don't Forget About Us"
29. JoJo "Too Little Too Late"
28. Nickelback "Photograph"
27. The All-American Rejects "Move Along"
26. Nickelback "Savin' Me"
25. Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone "Ridin'"
24. Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance"
23. Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"
22. Rihanna "Unfaithful"
21. Daniel Powter "Bad Day"
20. Nickelback "Far Away"
19. Ne-Yo "So Sick"
18. Fort Minor featuring Holly Brook "Where'd You Go"
17. Mary J. Blige "Be Without You"
16. Kelly Clarkson "Because of You"
15. The All-American Rejects "Dirty Little Secret"
14. Cassie "Me & U"
13. Kelly Clarkson "Walk Away"
12. Justin Timberlake "SexyBack"
11. The Pussycat Dolls "Stickwitu"
10. The Fray "Over My Head (Cable Car)"
9. Panic! At The Disco "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
8. Sean Paul "Temperature"
7. The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg "Buttons"
6. Chris Brown "Run It!"
5. Rihanna "SOS"
4. Beyonce featuring Slim Thug "Check on It"
3. Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean "Hips Don't Lie"
2. Natasha Bedingfield "Unwritten"
1. Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland "Promiscuous"

And with that, I say this was a kick ass year in music. Have a rockin' 2007!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Jamie Foxx "DJ Play A Love Song"

Tom's 2006 wrap-up

Favorite songs: Chris Brown "Run It!" Pussycat Dolls "Stickwitu" Beyonce featuring Slim Thug "Check on It" Ne-Yo "So Sick" Mary J. Blige "Be Without You" Sean Paul "Temperature" Rihanna "SOS" Shakira "Hips Don't Lie" Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland "Promiscuous" The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg "Buttons" Justin Timberlake "SexyBack" Nickelback "Far Away" Hinder "Lips of an Angel" Justin Timberlake featuring T.I. "My Love" Beyonce "Irreplaceable"

Favorite new toy: Let's see. Gotta go with the new iPod speaker system. Kick ass bass with those.

Favorite word or phrase: "The '70s had the Hustle, the '80s, the Moonwalk. We have the Faux Lesbian Dance." -Kristen Bell. Honorable mention: "I arrive in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS." -Sacha Baron Cohen. "Is it just me, or does (my uncle) Jim look like Bob Saget with Tom Selleck's moustache on steroids?" -Me. "Ding-dong, Saddam is gone!" -My Lebanese friend Ali. "So let me get this straight. The computer just magically typed these sexual IMs and sent them to fourteen-year-old girls?" -Chris Hansen to a creep using the denial method on "How to Catch a Predator."

Best James Brown song: "I Feel Good."

Best movie moment of the year: The airport scene in "The Da Vinci Code." Damn, those were some dumb cops.

Saddest celebritity breakup: Vaughniston. That is one man I'd let Jen sleep with.

Mancrush of the year: I have never contemplated who I would have a mancrush on and this question won't make me.

Best sex I've had all year: I plead da fif.

Obsession of the year: Nelly Furtado. DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM! What took ya so long, girl?

Biggest disappointment of the year: That pedophile uncle still hasn't been arrested. I know it depends on my sister and cousin because they have to press the charges and I respect the fact they may not be ready to face him in court, but I'd like to see him put away before he can hurt anymore kids.

Best TV moment of the year: "IN THE AIR, LEFTFIELD! THE TIGERS MARCH TO THE WORLD SERIES! THEY CELEBRATED 22 YEARS AGO TODAY AS WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS AND ON OCTOBER THE FOURTEENTH, 2006, THE DETROIT TIGERS ARE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!"

Trend I'm most sick of: People bitching about how W. supposedly screwed up.

Rock star moment of the year: Not exactly rock star, maybe soft rock star. On a particularly empty day at the pool near closing time, I got the other lifeguards to do the Wave.

Britney, Paris or Lindsay: Love all three of them, but Britney's my wife, so I gotta go with her. ;)

Biggest time-suck: Reminding the idiots at the pool of the rules.

Favorite sign of the Apocalypse: Being an award-winning author of erotic fiction.

Most expensive purchase: $300+ dollars in college books

Ambition in 2007: Head over to Oakland University and finally tap some ass. And of course, stay healthy, be with my family and friends as much as possible and keep writing.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dani California"

For the day before Christmas, my true love gave to me...

OK, two problems with the title. First, as you can guess, I got no girlfriend. Secondly, I got the flu bug. Seriously, I missed the toilet by three feet. To make matters worse, I popped some blood vessels under my eyes while puking. Now that Gross-Out Theatre is done, what did I drag in? More clothes and gift certificates than I know what to do with. A speaker system for my iPod. A working crystal ball (thanks Butch). NOW 23, so now (no pun intended) I got the whole collection. "Airplane!" "Happy Gilmore" "The Naked Gun: From the Files of the Police Squad" Seasons 1-2 of "Veronica Mars." Not a bad haul, what do you guys think?

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Nick Lachey "What's Left Of Me"

Butch, let's make a trade

You get me a crystal ball and I'll get you a brand new autographed LaDanian Tomlinson throwback jersey. I should really stop using KMB's head as a crystal ball. Why? Because I went 2-5 for Armageddon last night. My only saving graces were Batista & John Cena and Chris Benoit. Montel Vontavious Porter, Ken Kennedy, Jimmy Wang Yang, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin and Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy let me down big time (NOTE: I changed my pick from Dave Taylor and William Regal to Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy when I heard the Hardy Boyz and MNM were involved. How was I suppossed to know The Hooligans, my nickname for London & Kendrick, would retain?). Well, not all's lost in the world of Tom. I'm above .500 (64-62). Match of the Night? Do I really need to say it? You've heard how freaking sweet it was. You've probably gone my way and seen it online. The honor goes Brain Kendrick & Paul London vs. Dave Taylor & William Regal vs. Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy vs. Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro. I thought the last ladder match we saw between Jeff and Nitro was special. Last night's ladder match was amazing and can never be duplicated.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Ne-Yo "When You're Mad"

Armageddon card and picks

Well it's about time I catch up with the PPVs. Damn finals, holding me back from what's important. ;)

Batista & John Cena vs. Finlay & King Booker

Inferno Match
Kane vs. Montel Vontavious Porter

Last Ride Match
The Undertaker vs. Mr. Kennedy

United States Championship
Chris Benoit (c) vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship
Gregory Helms (c) vs. Jimmy Wang Yang

The Miz vs. The Boogeyman

WWE Tag Team Championship
Paul London & Brain Kendrick vs. William Regal & Dave Taylor

So with a 62-57 record, how can I possibly sink under .500 with this card? My money's on Batista & John Cena, Montel Vontavious Porter, Ken Kennedy, Chris Benoit, Jimmy Wang Yang, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, and Dave Taylor & William Regal.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Mariah Carey "Say Somethin'"

On this, my 100th post, I celebrate December to Dismember

OK, so it wasn't that great of a show. However, I eeked out a 2-1 record thanks to wins for Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy and Daivari. Big Show let me down, but I will miss the guy a lot. Hell of a fighter. FYI, the Sandman vs. Hardcore Holly match was tossed since it never happened, and Hardcore's appearance in the ECW World Championship match did not change my pick there. Therefore, my record still rules. It is at 62-57. Sorry, Butch. I've been on a roll. Match of the Night goes to Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy vs. Joey Mercury and Johnny Nitro.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Hawthorne Heights "Saying Sorry"

December to Dismember card and picks

Whoa. Where the hell have I been. Well, it is good to be back. Let's look (ex post facto) at the December to Dismember card.

Extreme Elimination Chamber match for the ECW World Championship
The Big Show (c) vs. RVD vs. Sabu vs. CM Punk vs. Test vs. Bobby Lashley

The Hardy Boyz vs. MNM (w/Melina)

The Sandman vs. Hardcore Holly

Daivari vs. Tommy Dreamer

So, through Survivor Series, I'm 60-56. Let's keep things going. I'll take The Big Show, Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy, Sandman, and Daivari. Wish me luck (not that I need it).

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Shakira "Hips Don't Lie"