Monday, January 29, 2007

Time to Dance

You can meet me in the t**p it's goin down, meet me in the mall it's goin down, meet me in the club it's goin down, anywhere ya meet me guarenteed to go down. *does the dance* I promised you guys I'd do the dance to "Goin' Down" if i came up with a .500+ record last night at the Royal Rumble, and I have. 4-1 last night. John Cena, Batista, Bobby Lashley, and Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy, thanks guys. Although I am somewhat disappointed with you, Jeff Hardy. You failed in your responsibilty to become what Rey Mysterio did last year and pull off the upset. Match of the Night goes to Carlito vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit vs. Chris Masters vs. CM Punk vs. Edge vs. Finlay vs. Gregory Helms vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro vs. Kane vs. Kenny Dykstra vs. Kevin Thorn vs. King Booker vs. Matt Hardy vs. Mike "The Miz" Mizanin vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Randy Orton vs. Ric Flair vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu vs. Sandman vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Super Crazy vs. The Great Khali vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Undertaker vs. Viscera. *pant, pant* Man, maybe I should have just said the Royal Rumble match. Though I must say, the final 8 1/2 minutes were nothing short of thrilling. Oh, and by the way, my record is now 70-66. Having fun eating your words, naysayers?

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Lil Jon "Snap Yo Fingers"

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Royal Rumble card & picks

As the road to Wrestlemania continues on it's path toward Ford Field, this week's PPV should provide a lot of answers as to what we can see. And I'm feeling unusally bold with my picks today, but let's get to the card.

30-Man Royal Rumble Match:
Shelton Benjamin
Chris Benoit
Carlito
Tommy Dreamer
Kenny Dykstra
Edge
Finlay
Ric Flair
Chavo Guerrero
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Gregory Helms
Hardcore Holly
Kane
King Booker
Chris Masters
Shawn Michaels
The Miz
Johnny Nitro
Randy Orton
Montel Vontavious Porter
CM Punk
Sabu
Sandman
The Great Khali
Kevin Thorn
Undertaker
Rob Van Dam
Viscera
Super Crazy

WWE Championship (Last Man Standing Match)
John Cena (c) vs. Umaga

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. Mr. Kennedy

ECW World Championship
Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Test

Hardys vs. MNM

Like I said, I'm feeling bold. An underdog will win the Royal Rumble Match, the champs will retain, and it's a clean sweep for the faces. In other words, I'll take Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Batista, Bobby Lashley, and Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy. Wish me luck. I'm teetering at the .500 mark (66-65) so I could use a plus-.500 night. If I do, I'll probably be doing the dance to this song.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Yung Joc "Goin' Down"

Monday, January 08, 2007

Recap from NYR

As I sit here, enjoying the Buckeyes being caught in the Gators' death roll (seriously, I'll for any school to beat Ohio State except Michigan State, Minnesota or Notre Dame, then I just want them to kill each other), I decided to take a look back at New Year's Revoultion. My cold streak has returned, ladies and gentlemen. And Butch, you're wrong. I went 2-3, not 2-4. The Edge and Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels and Triple H match went to a no contest, so I tossed it. John Cena and Jeff Hardy, thank you. Victoria, Ric Flair and Carlito, I'm Ron Burgendy. Go f**k yourselves, San Diego (that was not intended at your hometown, Butch, you know what I meant). There is a silver lining with this cloud. I went to 66-65, so I'm still above .500. Match of the Night is a tie between Edge & Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels & Triple H and Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro. To be honest, I was ready to just give it to Rated-RKO vs. Degeneration X, but Triple H's injury dropped the quality into a tie with the great steel cage match. Sorry to tell you all, but Trips is gone 4-6 months with a quad injury. *weeps* And he was starting to put people over!

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Gnarls Barkley "Crazy"

Sunday, January 07, 2007

New Year's Revoultion card and picks

Great card, but it probably won't be as interesting as next week's Patroits vs. Chargers game. Jen, Butch, go to your corners and wait for the bell.

WWE Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Umaga

WWE World Tag Team Championships
Team Rated RKO (c) vs. DeGeneration X

WWE Intercontinental Championship - Cage Match
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Johnny Nitro

WWE Womens Championship
Mickie James (c) vs. Victoria

Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra

Carlito vs. Chris Masters

All good things have to come to an end sometime, and at Armageddon, that's what happened to my hot streak. However, I'm still above .500 at 64-62. I'm confident my record will only improve tonight. I'll take John Cena, Shawn Michaels & Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Victoria, Ric Flair and Carlito. Man, I hope they get it done.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: T.I. "Why You Wanna"

Friday, January 05, 2007

History in the making

Show of hands. How many of you have visited a presidential viewing ceremony? *waits* Nobody? Not surprised. Wednesday, I made it to the public viewing of Gerald Ford. I was asked my mom if if I'd like to go with her to Grand Rapids Tuesday night. Naturally, I said yes. I mean, how many times does something like this come to your area in a lifetime? Wednesday morning, we woke up at 6 AM and made the journey up I-96 to Grand Rapids. It was a frosty morning, so even though we were happy with our Egg McMuffins and orange juice, we had to be careful because traffic reports in each area we drove through reported black ice. We were surprised to see light traffic, but we prepared ourselves because a Lansing radio station reported a four-hour wait and since we were still an hour outside of Grand Rapids at 8 AM, we might miss it before the casket was taken away at 11 AM to prepare for the funeral service and interment. When we finally made it to Grand Rapids, we parked in the beautiful downtown area around 9:30 AM and joined the line that had started at the DeVos Center (named for one of Grand Rapids' most successful entrepeneurs). We thought the viewing would be inside. WRONG! We had to step outside onto a footbridge over the Grand River, where the Gerald Ford Historical Museum (where Ford was laid in state) was across. Did I mention it was just over the freezing point? Cold temperatures + waterfront = freezing your ass off. These two guys in front of mom and I were obviously newscasters there not on assignment, because they were making casual business talk with other members of the media on the bridge, at the museum and lined up along Pearl Street. However, we were very surprised the line only took 35 minutes to get to the museum. When we arrived, I was going through so many emotions. Sadness, as Ford's family lost a father, husband, grandfather and uncle, but also happiness, as Gerald was now resting in a better place. Seeing the coffin, closed, with the Stars and Stripes draped over it, brought a tear to my eye. And my mom's. And everybody else's. Even the boys in blue who were guarding the casket were welling up. Members of the Secret Service looked like statues, of course, but you can't help but know they were feeling sadness. As we walked out of the museum, the sign outside of it was littered with candles, flowers, teddy bears, flags, signs, and Michigan football and Eagle Scout membrobilia. Looking at this, you can't help but imagine what Gerald accomplished. Sure, it would be tough for him to be reelected following the Watergate scandel, but like every preisdent, with the negatives came the positives. Members of both the Republican and Democrat parties say that pardoning Nixon was the right thing to do. He got us out of Vietnam. He brokered a truce between Egypt and Israel that still stands today, remarkable given the state of relations between Israel and its Arab neighbors. Thank you, Gerald R. Ford. Godspeed.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: AFI "Miss Murder"