TiVo Guide Week of June 29, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Nurse Jackie” Jackie takes umbrage when Grace's teacher, the school nurse and the district psychologist suggest that they treat the troubled young girl with antianxiety medication. Elsewhere, Zoey deals with losing her first patient; and a young twin becomes overly attached to Dr. O'Hara after she saves his brother's life. Monday at 10:30 on Showtime.

“Saving Grace” A case turns explosively personal for Grace when a bomb detonates at her brother's church. Meanwhile, family problems haunt Rhetta, who seeks comfort by searching for a nostalgic time capsule she and Grace buried as children. And Grace keeps a bedside watch on Neely. Tuesday at 10 on TNT.

“Wipeout” Obstacles include Spiked Fenders, Spinning Triangles and Drop Bridge. Wednesday at 8 on ABC.

“Southern Belles: Louisville” Kellie and Jeff face conflict on the subject of having children. Meanwhile, Shea gets carried away while shopping for her wedding, and Hadley goes on an official date with bad boy Russ. Thursday at 10 on SoapNet.

“Good Morning America” Brad Paisley performs. Also: recipes from "Texas Cowboy" chef Grady Spears. Friday at 7 on ABC.

“Hot Dog Eating Contest” The 94th Nathan's Famous International event from Coney Island, N.Y. Two-time defending champ Joey Chestnut and six-time champ Takeru Kobayashi of Japan again headline this holiday tradition. Chestnut defeated Kobayashi in overtime last year after each man put away 59 dogs and buns in the 10-minute regulation period. Saturday at 12 on ESPN.

“Next Food Network Star” The finalists take part in a kid-friendly "Yum-O" challenge. Then they head to Rachael Ray's daily talk show and perform their first demo in front of an audience. Sunday at 9 on Food.

The Bash results

Bingo, bango! I did it again last night, going 5-3 on picks for The Bash. May have been a lackluster show, but who cares? I have my 200th career pick. Actually, I don't want to brag, but it's actually 204-168. Kudos to Randy Orton, Chris Jericho & Edge, Rey Mysterio, John Cena, and Dolph Ziggler for the wins (note: I changed my pick in the tag team match for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship when it became a triple threat match and Chris Jericho & Edge were announced as the third team. Yay me for learning from my past mistakes). CM Punk, Christian, and Melina, you got nothing, you lose, good day to you! Wish me luck at Night of Champions.

The Bash card & picks

Three Stages of Hell match for the WWE Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. Triple H

Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk (c) vs. Jeff Hardy

Tag team match for the Unified WWE Tag Team Championship
The Colons (Carlito and Primo) (c) vs. The Legacy (Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase)

Championship Scramble for the ECW Championship
Tommy Dreamer (c) vs. Jack Swagger vs. Christian vs. Mark Henry vs. Finlay

Singles match for the WWE Women's Championship
Melina (c) vs. Michelle McCool

Mask vs. Title match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Rey Mysterio

Singles match
John Cena vs. The Miz

No Count-Out, No Disqualification match
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Great Khali

Here I am at the verge of my two hundredth win. More importantly, I'm looking for a .500+ night. Right now, I am 199-165 heading in to tonight's show, and I am looking for great success. So, I'll be taking Randy Orton, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase, Christian, Melina, Rey Mysterio, John Cena, and Dolph Ziggler. Wish me luck.

ESPY nominations

Alright guys, the ESPYs are on their way. This is the biggest night in sports in my opinion because you're bringing the best from each sport together to honor the best of the best. Think you can weed out a winner from the nominees? Well, here are the finalists.

Best Male Athlete
Kobe Bryant, NBA. Led Lakers to the best record in the Western Conference (65-17) and their first NBA Title since 2002. Averaged 33.4 PPG, 7.4 APG, 5.6 RPG as NBA Finals MVP. Finished third in NBA in scoring (26.8 PPG). Helped lead the USA to a gold medal in the Olympics.
LeBron James, NBA. Named NBA MVP and led the Cavaliers to a single-season record for wins (66). Finished second in the NBA in scoring (28.4 PPG). Became the first MVP in NBA history to lead his team in points, rebounds, assists, blocks and steals in the same season. Helped lead the USA to a gold medal in the Olympics.
Jimmie Johnson, Auto Racing. Joined Cale Yarborough as the second driver in the history of the sport to win three consecutive series titles. Finished with a series-high six pole positions during 2008 season. Won the title by 69 points over Carl Edwards.
Michael Phelps, Swimming. Became the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics. Swam in 17 races over the course of nine days at the 2008 Olympics (including preliminaries).

Best Female Athlete
Natalie Coughlin, Swimming. Became the first woman to win six medals at a single Olympics. Became the first woman to defend her title in the 100-meter backstroke by winning gold.
Nastia Liukin, Gymnastics. Joined Mary Lou Retton (1984) and Carly Patterson (2004) as the third American woman to win the individual all-around championship. Edged US teammate Shawn Johnson by six-tenths of a point to win the gold medal at the 2008 Olympics. Won three silver medals and one bronze medal in addition to her gold at the 2008 Olympics.
Maya Moore, NCAA Basketball. Averaged 19.3 PPG and 8.9 RPG while shooting 52.1 percent from the field. Set the Connecticut single-season scoring mark as the AP Player of the Year. Led the Huskies to a 39-0 record and an NCAA championship.
Candace Parker, WNBA. Named WNBA MVP and Rookie of the Year for 2008 season. Led WNBA in rebounding (9.5 RPG) and finished fifth in scoring (18.5 PPG).
Serena Williams, Tennis. Won her 10th career Grand Slam at the 2009 Australian Open. Failed to drop a set on her way to her to the 2008 US Open singles title.

Best Championship Performance
Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers. Earned NBA Finals MVP. Averaged 33.4 PPG, 7.4 APG, 5.6 RPG in the NBA Finals. Led Lakers to franchises 15th NBA championship.
Cole Hamels, Philadelphia Phillies. Became first player to win LCS and World Series MVP in the same season since 1997. Had a 4-0 record in the 2008 MLB Postseason. Had a 1.80 ERA with 30 strikeouts and nine walks during 2008 postseason.
Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimming. Became the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics. Set seven world records on his way to winning eight gold medals. Swam in 17 races over the course of nine days at the 2008 Olympics (including preliminaries).
Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, Olympic Beach Volleyball. Went undefeated without losing a set in winning the gold medal at the 2008 Olympics. Won their 108th consecutive match with their gold medal victory.

Best Breakthrough Athlete
Shawn Johnson, Gymnastics. Won one gold and three silver medals at the 2008 Olympics. Joined Shannon Miller (1996) as the second U.S. gymnast to win an Olympic gold medal on balance beam. Won the Sullivan Award as top amateur athlete.
Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay Rays. Became the first player in Rays' history to win the AL Rookie of the Year. Led all major league rookies in HR (27) in 2008. Was second among major league rookies in RBI (85).
Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls. NBA Rookie of the Year. Averaged 16.8 PPG and 6.3 APG. Joined Magic Johnson, Oscar Robertson and Penny Hardaway as one of four rookies in NBA history to average at least 16 PPG and 6 APG while shooting at least 45% from the field.
Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons. Completed over 61 percent of his passes for 3,440 yards and 16 touchdowns. Led Falcons to an 11-5 regular-season record, an improvement of seven games.

Best Record Setting Performance
Usain Bolt, Olympic Sprinter. Set a world record time of 9.69 in the 100-meters. Set the first world record at the 100-meters at the Olympics since 1996. Won and set the world record in the 200-meters which was previously held by US Sprinter, Michael Johnson. His performances led to three world records at the 2008 Olympics (two individual, one relay).
Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals. Broke the NFL postseason record for receptions (30) and receiving yards (546), previously held by Jerry Rice. Had four catches of 40+ yards during the playoffs.
Phil Jackson, Los Angeles Lakers. Won his 10th NBA title as a head coach, surpassing Red Auerbach for the most all-time. Became the first head coach to win 10 championships in one of the four major American pro sports leagues.
Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer. Became the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics. Set seven world records on his way to winning eight gold medals. Swam in 17 races over the course of nine days at the 2008 Olympics (including preliminaries).

Best Upset
Mine That Bird. The 50-1 long shot won the Kentucky Derby. Scored a 63/4-length victory at Churchill Downs, the second-biggest stunner in Derby history. The margin was the largest since Assault won by eight lengths in 1946.
Oregon State stuns then #1 USC. Mike Riley's team won 27-21 in Corvallis, Oregon. The Beavers raced out to a 21-0 halftime lead to shock the Trojans. Oregon State freshman Jacquizz Rodgers ran for 186 yards and two touchdowns in the upset.
Tampa Bay Rays win the American League Championship Series. Tampa Bay did not have a winning season prior to 2008. Beat out the Red Sox and Yankees en route to winning the AL East Division. Beat the Boston Red Sox in Game Seven of the ALCS.
US Soccer shocks Spain in the Confederations Cup semifinals. Lost the first two games of the 2009 Confederations Cup to Brazil and Italy by a combined margin of 6-1. Beat Egypt and went through as the runner-up of Group B on a tie-breaker to face Group A winner, Spain who was undefeated in the tournament leading up to the match. Defeated Spain, the top ranked team in the world, by a score of 2-0 to advance to the Final.

Best Game
Federer vs. Nadal in the 2008 Wimbledon Final. #2 Rafael Nadal defeated #1 Roger Federer (6-4, 6-4, 6-7, 6-7, 9-7) in the five-set thriller. The epic match featured two tie-breaks, two rain delays and lasted four hours and 48 minutes. Roger Federer's streak of five straight Wimbledon wins was halted by Rafael Nadal in the longest Wimbledon final in history. Nadal became the 3rd player in the Open era to win the French Open and Wimbledon in the same year.
Steelers vs. Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII. Santonio Holmes' catch with 35 seconds left gave the Steelers their record sixth Super Bowl title. The Steelers last minute drive clinched the 27-23 victory over the Cardinals. Arizona scored 16 unanswered points in the fourth quarter before the Steelers final drive clinched the Lombardi Trophy.
Syracuse vs. Connecticut in the Big East Tournament Quarterfinals. After six overtimes, Syracuse defeated UCONN 127-117. The game lasted almost 3 1/2 hours in real time and the teams combined for 209 shots from the floor. It was the longest game ever played in Big East Tournament history and the 2nd longest game in Division I history. Prior to the 6th overtime, Syracuse never led in overtime.

Best Moment
Florida's Tim Tebow's speech. Tebow took responsibility and ownership of his team during a press conference after Florida's loss to Mississippi. The Florida Gators went on to win the BCS National Championship with a margin of victory of 33.8 PPG over their final 10 games.
Helio Castroneves wins the Indy 500. Won the 93rd Indianapolis 500 after being found innocent on tax-evasion charges. Became just the ninth driver to win at least three Indianapolis 500s and the first since 1988. Led the final 59 laps of the race.
US swim team wins thrilling finish in Olympic relay. Michael Phelps quest for eight gold medals was in danger of disappearing in the 4x100-meter freestyle relay. Veteran Jason Lezak hit the water a half-second after Alain Bernard of France, the world-record holder in the 100-meter freestyle at the time. Lezak edged Bernard at the finish to give the Americans the gold.

Best Play
Ovechkin vs. Rangers. Washington Capitals' Alexander Ovechkin scored a spectacular goal vs. Rangers in game five of Eastern Conference Quarterfinals.
Pacquiao KOs Hatton. Manny Pacquiao cemented his claim as the best pound-for-pound boxer. Pacquiao knocked Hatton down two times in the first round before knocking him out with a vicious left hand in the second round.
Roethlisberger to Holmes Super Bowl Winning TD. Holmes' brilliant catch in the corner of the end zone with 35 seconds gave the Steelers a 27-23 victory and a record, sixth Super Bowl title.
Texas Tech's Michael Crabtree makes game-winning catch vs. Texas. The 28-yard touchdown pass with :01 remaining sealed the upset victory for Texas Tech as they rallied late to beat Texas, 39-33.

Best Team
Connecticut Women's Basketball. Had a 39-0 record on their way to a National championship. Became the first team in men's or women's Division I to win every game by double digits. Became the fifth team in NCAA women's basketball history to finish the season undefeated.
Los Angeles Lakers. Won 15th NBA championship by beating Orlando Magic, 4-1 in NBA Finals. Posted the best record in the Western Conference (65-17) during the regular season. Won the NBA title for the first time since 2002.
North Carolina Men's Basketball. Became the fifth team in NCAA history to win all their tournament games by double digits en route to a national championship. Led the nation in scoring margin (+17.8 PPG) on their way to a 34-4 record.
Philadelphia Phillies. Earned their first World Series title since 1980 and second in team history. Their 28-year span between World Series titles is tied for the fourth-longest in MLB history. Finished the postseason with a 7-0 record at home. Won the NL with a record of 92-70.
Pittsburgh Penguins. After starting the season 27-25-5, the team changed coached, turned things around and made the playoffs. Won their first Stanley Cup since 1992 by defeating the Detroit Red Wings in game seven of the Stnaley Cup Finals in Detroit at Joe Louis Arena.
Pittsburgh Steelers. Won their record-breaking sixth Super Bowl. Went 12-4 during regular season despite playing the toughest schedule in the NFL.

Best International Male Athlete
Usain Bolt (Jamaica, Sprinter). Set an Olympic and world record time of 9.69 in the 100-meters. Won and set the world record in the 200-meters with a time of 19.30 at the 2008 Olympics. Won gold and set a world record along with his teammates in the 4x100relay with a time of 37.10 seconds. Became the first man to win all three events at a single Olympics since Carl Lewis in 1984. Became the first man in history to set world records in all three events at a single Olympics.
Pau Gasol (Spain, Basketball). Helped lead the Los Angeles Lakers to the NBA championship. Averaged 18.3 PPG and 10.8 RPG in 2009 NBA Playoffs. Was a member of Spains silver medal-winning basketball team at 2008 Olympics.
Lionel Messi (Argentina, Soccer). Led Barcelona to obtain the Champions League 2009, the Copa del Rey and the La Liga title. Won the Gold Medal with Argentina national team at the 2008 Olympics. Finished as the runner-up to Cristiano Ronaldo for the 2008 FIFA World Player of the Year.
Rafael Nadal (Spain, Tennis). Became the #1 ranked tennis player in 2008. Became first player since Bjorn Borg in 1980 to win the French Open and Wimbledon titles in same year. Led ATP circuit with eight titles in ten finals, 82 match wins, most matches played (93) and a 17-6 mark against Top 10 opponents. Helped Spain to Davis Cup (vs. Argentina) by winning all three of his matches. Won a gold medal at the 2008 Olympics.
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal, Soccer). 2008 FIFA World Player of the Year. Led Manchester United to a Premier League championship. Led Manchester United to their second consecutive UCL Final appearance.

Best International Female Athlete
Yelena Isinbayeva (Russia, Pole Vault). Most dominant pole vaulter in history. Set an amazing 26 indoor and outdoor world records. Currently holds the title of Olympic and World Champion.
Marta (Brazil, Soccer). Led Brazil to a Silver medal at the 2008 Olympics. Helped the Women's Professional Soccer League (WPS) to a strong start as a member of the Los Angeles Sol.
Lorena Ochoa (Mexico, Golf). Remained the #1 ranked golfer in the world. Added two more majors to her already storied career. Won seven tournaments during the 2008 LPGA season.
Stephanie Rice (Australia, Swimming). Won three gold medals at 2008 Olympics. Won the gold medal in the 200 meter individual medley, the 400 meter individual medley and 4x200 meter free relay.
Dinara Safina (Spain, Tennis). Was ranked World #1 by the Women's Tennis Association. Won the silver medal in women's singles at the 2008 Olympics. Runner-up in the 2009 French Open. Won four tournaments in 2008.

Under Armour All-America Moment
Jake Bernhardt, Lacrosse. Bernhardt was hit by an opposing player, but still had the strength to score. Scored two goals in the game. Was named the 2008 Central Florida Player of the Year by the Orlando Sentinel.
Tara Glover, Softball. Glover made a great stab on a hard hit line drive. Was recently profiled on the cover of ESPN Rise.
David Renfroe, Baseball. Renfroe hit the lone homerun of the game to left field. He struck out five batters in two innings and was named MVP for Team One.
Hannah Werth, Volleyball. Werth pounded the ball into the ground for her third straight kill in the match. Was named MVP of the match with five kills and eight digs.
Andre Debose and Russell Shepherd, Football. Shepherd threw a deep pass to Debose who slit the defenders for a 92 yard TD. Debose announced he would attend Florida following the game. Shepherd announced previously that he would be attending LSU.

Best Sports Movie
The Express: The Ernie Davis Story. Based on the life of Syracuse star running back Ernie Davis, who became the first African-American to win the Heisman Trophy. Stars Dennis Quaid and Rob Brown.
Sugar. The story of a Dominican pitcher who struggles to make it to the big leagues and pulls himself and his family out of poverty. Stars Algenis Perez Soto and Rayniel Rufino.
The Wrestler. A drama centered on a fictional character, retired professional wrestler Randy "The Ram" Robinson. Stars Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei.

Best Coach/Manager
Geno Auriemma, Connecticut Women's Basketball. Earned his sixth national championship and led Connecticut to a perfect 39-0 record. His team won every game by double digits.
Dan Bylsma, Pittsburgh Penguins. Led the Penguins to first Stanley Cup since 1992. Replaced Michel Therrien as coach when Pittsburgh started with a 27-25-5 record, off the playoff pace. Led team to 18-3-4 mark to end regular season and then through the playoffs to win the Stnaley Cup.
Phil Jackson, Los Angeles Lakers. Won his 10th NBA title as a head coach, surpassing Red Auerbach for the most all-time. Became the first head coach to win 10 championships in one of the four major American pro sports leagues.
Joe Maddon, Tampa Bay Rays. Led Tampa Bay to its first winning season in franchise history. Tampa Bay became the second franchise in major league history to finish first immediately following a streak of 10 or more consecutive losing seasons.
Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers. Led Steelers to Super Bowl championship. His Steelers finished the 2008 regular season with a 12-4 record. Became the youngest coach to win a Super Bowl.

Best NFL Player
Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals. Had a total of 96 receptions, 1,431 yards and 12 touchdowns during 2008 regular season. Broke postseason record for receptions (30) and receiving yards (546), previously held by Jerry Rice. Had four catches of 40+ yards during the playoffs.
James Harrison, Pittsburgh Steelers. Was named NFL Defensive Player of the Year. Recorded 18 sacks during the regular season. Returned an interception 100 yards for a touchdown in the Super Bowl.
Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts. Earned MVP award for the third time, tying Brett Favre for the most. Posted his NFL-record ninth straight season of 4,000+ passing yards. Became the first player with 11 straight seasons of 25+ touchdown passes.
Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings. Led NFL in rushing yards with 1,760. Averaged 4.8 yards-per-carry. Became the fifth player in NFL history to total over 3,000 rushing yards over his first two seasons.
Kurt Warner, Arizona Cardinals. Led Cardinals to the NFC championship. Threw for 4,583 yards during the regular season, which was second in the NFL. Had the most postseason passing yards (1,147).

Best Baseball Player
Roy Halladay, Toronto Blue Jays. Became the first pitcher to reach 10 wins during the 2009 season. Posted a 20-11 record with a 2.78 ERA during the 2008 season.
Ryan Howard, Philadelphia Phillies. Became the second player in the last 47 years to lead the majors in home runs and RBI and play for a World Series champion in the same year (Roger Maris is the other). Led the league with 48 home runs and 146 RBI during the 2008 season.
Dustin Pedroia, Boston Red Sox. Earned the AL MVP Award. Became the first AL 2nd baseman to win the award since Nellie Fox in 1959. Became only the sixth player to win the MVP Award in his second season.
Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinals. Was second in NL in batting (.357) and tied for fourth in NL in home runs (37). Led the MLB in slugging pct. (.653) and total bases (342). Named NL MVP.
Francisco Rodriguez, Los Angeles Angels/New York Mets. Had a total of 62 saves during the 2008 season. Broke Bobby Thigpen's single-season record for saves (57) which was set in 1990.

Best NHL Player
Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins. Finished second in regular season assists (70). Finished third in scoring (103 points). Helped lead the Penguins to the Stanley Cup.
Pavel Datsyuk, Detroit Red Wings. Finished the season with the third best plus/minus in the NHL (+34). Finished fourth in regular-season in points (97). Won the Selke Trophy as the best defensive forward. Won the Lady Byng as the most sportsmanlike player.
Evgeni Malkin, Pittsburgh Penguins. Led the NHL in scoring (113 points) and assists (78) and posted a +17 plus/minus. Was named the Conn Smythe trophy winner as the Stanley Cup playoffs MVP.
Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals. Led NHL in goals during regular season (56) and was the only player during 2008-09 season to score 50 goals. Finished second in scoring (110 points) and scored 10 game-winning goals during the regular season. Won the Hart Trophy as the NHL MVP.

Best Driver
Helio Castroneves. Won the 93rd Indianapolis 500 after being found innocent on tax-evasion charges. Won the third Indy 500 of his career.
Scott Dixon. Won 2008 IRL championship, his second title. Equaled the single-season mark for IRL wins in 2008 with six.
Lewis Hamilton. Became Formula One's youngest champion. Clinched the Formula One Championship after a dramatic finish in the final event of the season (Brazil Grand Prix).
Jimmie Johnson. Joined Cale Yarborough as the second driver in the history of the sport to win three consecutive series titles. Finished with a series-high six pole positions during 2008 season. Won the title by 69 points over Carl Edwards.
Tony Schumacher. Won his fifth consecutive NHRA crown. Set a Top Fuel record of 15 victories in one season.

Best NBA Player
Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers. Led Lakers to the best record in the Western Conference (65-17) and their first NBA Title since 2002. Averaged 33.4 PPG, 7.4 APG, 5.6 RPG as NBA Finals MVP. Finished third in NBA in scoring (26.8 PPG).
Dwight Howard, Orlando Magic. Was one of two NBA players to average at least 20 PPG and 10 RPG (Toronto's Chris Bosh was the other). Led NBA in rebounding (13.8 RPG) and blocks (2.9 BPG). Helped Magic reach the NBA finals.
LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers. Led Cavaliers to NBA-best 66-16 record, including 39-2 at home. Finished second in the NBA in scoring (28.4 PPG). Became the only player in NBA history to average 38+ PTS, 8+ RPG and 8+ APG in a playoff series.
Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat. Led the NBA in scoring (30.2 PPG). Averaged 7.5 APG. Finished second in steals and sixth in minutes played.

Best WNBA Player
Deanna Nolan, Detroit Shock. Averaged 15.8 PPG. Helped the Shock win the WNBA championship.
Candace Parker, Los Angeles Sparks. Named WNBA MVP and Rookie of the Year. Led WNBA in rebounding (9.5 RPG) and finished fifth in scoring (18.5 PPG). Was the only WNBA player to average more than nine rebounds per game.
Diana Taurasi, Phoenix Mercury. Led WNBA in scoring (24.1 PPG). Posted second-best performance in WNBA history for both single-season scoring average and total points. Scored 30 or more points 10 times, including a season-high 37 at Seattle.
Lindsay Whalen, Connecticut Sun. Finished second in WNBA MVP voting. Led the WNBA in assists (5.4 APG). Became just the second player in league history to average 10+ PPG, 5+ RPG and 5+ APG for an entire season.

Best Fighter
Lyoto Machida, MMA. Knocked out Rashad Evans to capture light-heavyweight championship at UFC 98. The match-up of Machida and Evans was a battle of unbeatens.
Shane Mosley, Boxing. Won WBA welterweight title by beating Antonio Margarito. Scored a ninth-round TKO to earn another championship (he has won in three seperate weight classes).
Manny Pacquiao, Boxing. Dominated over eight rounds against Oscar De La Hoya before the fight was stopped in a welterweight bout. Followed the De La Hoya fight with two-round demolition of Ricky Hatton. Joined Oscar De La Hoya as the second boxer all-time to win titles in six different weight divisions.
Anderson Silva, MMA. Defeated Patrick Cole and Thales Leites in middleweight title defenses. Also defeated James Irwin.

Best US Male Olympian
Bryan Clay, Track and Field. Won the Decathlon at the 2008 Olympics. Led from the start (when he had the best time in the 100m) to the finish.
LaShawn Merritt, Track and Field. Won the gold medal in 400 meters at the 2008 Olympics. Won the gold medal as a part of the 4 X 400-meter relay at the 2008 Olympics.
Michael Phelps, Swimming. Became the first athlete to win eight gold medals in one Olympics. Set seven world records on his way to winning eight gold medals. Swam in 17 races over the course of nine days at the 2008 Olympics (including preliminaries).
Angelo Taylor, Track and Field. Won two gold medals at the 2008 Olympics. Won gold in the 400-meter hurdles and the 4 X 400-meter relay. Was part of the first US sweep (gold, silver, bronze) in the 400-meter hurdles since 1960.

Best US Female Olympian
Natalie Coughlin, Swimming. Became the first woman to win six medals at a single Olympics. Became the first woman to defend her title in the 100-meter backstroke by winning gold.
Dawn Harper, Track and Field. Won gold medal in 100-meter hurdles at the 2008 Olympics.
Shawn Johnson, Gymnastics. Won one gold and three silver medals at the 2008 Olympics. Joined Shannon Miller (1996) as the second U.S. gymnast to win an Olympic gold medal on balance beam. Won the Sullivan Award as top amateur athlete.
Nastia Liukin, Gymnastics. Joined Mary Lou Retton (1984) and Carly Patterson (2004) as the third American to win the individual all-around championship. Edged US teammate Shawn Johnson by six-tenths of a point to win the gold medal at the 2008 Olympics. Won three silver medals and one bronze medal in addition to her gold at the 2008 Olympics.

Best Male Golfer
Padraig Harrington. Became only the fourth player to win the British Open and PGA in the same year (2008). Made three clutch putts in the final three holes to win the PGA Championship. Became the first European to win the PGA Championship since Tommy Armour in 1930. Became the fifth golfer in the last 50 years to win back-to-back British Open championships.
Phil Mickelson. Earned over $5 million on PGA Tour in 2008. Won two tournaments during 2008 PGA season.
Tiger Woods. Came back from major knee surgery to win Arnold Palmer Invitational and the Memorial Tournament in 2009.

Best Female Golfer
Paula Creamer. Won four LPGA tournaments during the 2008 season. Finsihed in the top 10 in 15 of her 26 LPGA appearances.
Lorena Ochoa. Won seven tournaments during the 2008 LPGA season. Finished in the top ten in 17 of 22 events she played in. Made over $2.7 million in prize earnings. Won Rolex Player of the Year for third straight time.
Suzann Pettersen. Finished second on the LPGA money-winning list in 2008. Recorded 10 top ten finishes. Made the cut in all 24 LPGA events she participated in.

Best Male Tennis Player
Roger Federer. Became the sixth male player to complete career Grand Slam. Tied Pete Sampras' record for Grand Slam singles titles with his 14th when he won the 2009 French Open. Won his fifth straight US Open title, the longest streak since Bill Tilden won six in a row from 1920-25.
Rafael Nadal. Won 2008 Olympic gold medal. Finished the 2008 season as the #1 ranked player in the world. Posted an 82-11 record in 2008 and won eight ATP tour titles. Won Wimbledon and the Australian Open.

Best Female Tennis Player
Svetlana Kuznetsova. Won the 2009 French Open singles championship. Beat the top two seeds (Dinara Safina and Serena Williams) en route to winning that title.
Dinara Safina. Climbed to the +1 world ranking in early 2009. Reached the finals of the 2009 French Open. Won four tournaments in 2008.
Serena Williams. Won her third US Open championship (2008) without losing a set in her seven match wins. Defeated three of the top seven seeds at the US Open (Venus Williams, Dinara Safina, Jelena Jankovic). Won the 2009 Australian Open womens singles and doubles championships.

Best Male College Athlete
Sam Bradford, Oklahoma Football. Became the second sophomore ever to win the Heisman Trophy. Completed 68 percent of his passes for 4,720 yards and 50 touchdowns.
Matt Gilroy, Boston University Hockey. Won the Hobey Baker Award as top college hockey player. Helped lead the Terriers to a national championship.
Blake Griffin, Oklahoma Basketball. Averaged 22.7 PPG and led the nation with 14.4 RPG. Had 30 double-doubles during 2008-09 season.
Stephen Strasburg, San Diego State Baseball. Led Division I in strikeouts (180), ERA (1.24) and strikeouts per nine innings (15.88) during the 2009 regular season. Had a perfect 13-0 record during the regular season. Was the #1 overall pick in the 2009 MLB draft.
Tim Tebow, Florida Football. Led the Gators to national championship. Set a school-record for 230 passing attempts without an interception. Was 18-of-30 for 231 yards and two touchdowns in the Gators' 24-14 win over top-ranked Oklahoma in the BCS National Championship Game.

Best Female College Athlete
Kerri Hanks, Notre Dame Women's Soccer. Joined Mia Hamm, Cindy Parlow and Christine Sinclair as the fourth two-time Hermann Award winner. Finished the 2008 season ranked fifth in the nation in goals (20), tied for third in assists (15) and tied for second in points (55). Became the only Division I player to rank in the top five nationally in goals and assists.
Courtney Kupets, Georgia Gymnastics. Helped Georgia earn its fifth consecutive national title. Won on the uneven bars and the balance beam while tying for first in floor exercise during NCAA team championships. Became the all-time NCAA leader with nine individual championships.
Danielle Lawrie, Washington Softball. Led Washington to its first national softball championship title. Led the nation in strikeouts (521) and wins (42). Finished third in shutouts (21) and sixth in ERA (0.97). Was named 2009 USA Softball National Collegiate Player of the Year.
Maya Moore, Connecticut Women's Basketball. Averaged 19.3 PPG and 8.9 RPG while shooting 52.1 percent from the field. Set the Connecticut single-season scoring mark. Led the Huskies to a 39-0 record and an NCAA championship.
Dana Vollmer, California Swimming. Won the 100 and 200 freestyle titles at NCAA championships. Was part of two winning relays that helped California win its first NCAA Division I swimming championship.

Best Male Action Sport Athlete
Ryan Sheckler, Skateboarding. Won 2008 X Games Skateboard Street gold. Starred in his own MTV show and still just 19 years old.
Kelly Slater, Surfing. Won his ninth ASP Championship in 2008. Placed in seven events on his way to the Championship.
James Stewart, Motocross. Captured the 2008 AMA Motocross points title by compiling just the second perfect season in AMA histroy. Became the 2009 AMA Supercross champ.
Shaun White, Snowboarding/Skateboarding. Won gold medals in the SuperPipe and Slopestyle at the 2009 Winter X Games. Won the bronze medal in Skateboard Vert at the 2008 X Games. Became the overall 2009 Dew Tour champ in both Superpipe and Slopestyle.

Best Female Action Sport Athlete
Torah Bright, Snowboarding. Won Winter X Snowboarding Superpipe gold. Became the Burton Global Open Champion in 2008.
Sarah Burke, Skiing. Earned her third straight Winter X Skiing SuperPipe gold in 2009.
Ashley Fiolek, Motocross. Became the 2008 AMA Women's Motocross champ as a 17-year-old in her first full season on the series.
Maya Gabeira, Surfing. Won the 2009 Billabong XXL Women's Overall Performance Award for the third straight year.

Best Jockey
Calvin Borel. Rode 50-1 longshot Mine That Bird to victory at the Kentucky Derby. Rode Rachel Alexandra to a win at The Preakness.
Garrett Gomez. Rode winners in the Filly and Mare Sprint and the BC Sprint at the 2008 Breeders' Cup. Rode 214 winners and topped $23 million in earnings.
Mike Smith. Rode Zenyatta, the winner of the Ladies' Classic in Breeders' Cup. Rode Mine That Bird to second place finish at The Preakness.

Best Female Athlete with a Disability
Jessica Long, Swimming. Won gold in the 100 butterfly, 100 freestyle, 200 individual medley and 400 freestyle at the 2008 Paralympics.
Maureen McKinnon-Tucker, Sailing. Was Nick Scandone's sailing partner and became the first female to win a Paralympic gold in sailing.
Asya Miller, Goalball. Had a standout performance as a goalball star on gold medal-winning team at the 2008 Paralympics.
Erin Popovich, Swimming. Won four gold medals and two silver medals at the 2008 Paralympics. Won gold in 400 freestyle, the 100 backstroke, 200 individual medley and 100 freestyle.

Best Male Athlete with a Disability
Jeremy Campbell, Track and Field. Won the gold medal and set the world record in the pentathlon at the 2008 Paralympics.
Will Groulx, Wheelchair Rugby. Led the team in scoring as they went undefeated in the 2008 Paralympics to win the gold medal.
Jason Lester, Ironman. Became the first physically-challenged Ironman athlete to finish the Ultraman Hawaii World Championship with a partially paralyzed right arm. The event included a 6.2 mile swim and 90-mile ride on day one, a 171-mile ride on day two and double marathon on day three. Finished in 24th place overall.
Oscar Pistorius, Track and Field. Won three gold medals at the 2008 Paralympics (100, 200 and 400 meter races).

Best Bowler
Chris Barnes. Led PBA Tour in points. Advanced to match play in 18 of the 21 tournaments he competed in.
Norm Duke. Led PBA Tour in earnings ($199,130). Ranked fourth in the PBA Tour points race.
Wes Malott. Led PBA Tour in scoring average (222.98) and finished fifth in earnings ($174,680). Led the PBA in championship round appearances (9).

Best MLS Player
Juan Pablo Angel, New York Red Bulls. Scored 14 goals during the regular season. Led the New York Red Bulls to their first MLS Cup appearance.
Jon Busch, Chicago Fire. Posted a 1.10 goals-against average and a league-high 10 shutouts. Led the Chicago Fire to the playoffs in his first full season as a starter. Played every minute of all 30 regular-season games.
Kenny Cooper, FC Dallas. Scored 18 goals in 30 games during the 2008 regular season.
Landon Donovan, LA Galaxy. Scored 20 goals and added nine assists in 25 games during the 2008 regular season.
Guillermo Barros Schelotto, Columbus Crew. Was named MLS regular-season MVP and playoff MVP. Had seven goals and 19 assists during regular season. Led Columbus to best regular-season record (17-7-6).

Guess what?

I just got a 4.0 on my early American history class. I think it's time to celebrate. With some unfitting music.

TiVo Guide Week of June 22, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List” It's Grammy Award time, and a desperate Kathy hopes to score a statuette. Later, with her posse and her friend (foe?) Michael McDonald in tow, she heads to Georgia to meet with celeb foodie Paula Deen for some Southern comfort---culinary style. Monday at 10 on Bravo.

“The Cleaner” In the second-season opener, the team helps a national-news anchor (Gary Cole) who claims to have been clean for years and is now a spokesperson for recovery, which makes the situation delicate and calls for discrete action. Whoopi Goldberg guest stars. Tuesday at 10 on A&E.

“Real World” Eight strangers arrive in Cancun, Mexico, and check out their new digs in the Season 22 opener. Wednesday at 10 on MTV.

“Southern Belles: Louisville” Julie is very interested in Cody, but she's unsure if he feels the same way about her; Emily takes a job at a local radio station in an attempt to please her dad. Thursday at 10 on SoapNet.

“Virtuality” A spaceship from Earth is equipped with a virtual-reality device to help those aboard cope with their 10-year mission. But when the system malfunctions, it puts the Phaeton's crew---and the fate of their planet---in jeopardy. Pike: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Parsons: Clea DuVall. Goddard: Sienna Guillory. Directed by Peter Berg. Friday at 9 on Fox.

“Without a Trace” A trial consultant vanishes while working on a high-profile civil case; Jack and Sam learn to adjust as Brian spends more time with Finn. Kim Marcus: Vanessa Marcil. Saturday at 8 on CBS.

“Hung” This comedy's premiere introduces Ray Drecker (Thomas Jane), an ill-starred high-school teacher and coach who hopes to change his luck by turning a prodigious physical endowment into a moneymaker. Sunday at 10 on HBO.

WILF Wednesday: Joint Effort Edition

Hey, there Internet world. Tom, 313, AnistonAnarchist, whatever the hell you want to call me here, and welcome to a very special edition of WILF Wednesday. Why is it special? Well, yours truly was involved in making this video by providing pictures. And look for my s/n in the end credits. Of course, I just had a small role in this video. All credit should be going to the mastermind, theassman345xxxo. Now, this may not be something everyone will like *coughVICTORcough*, so constructive critism only please. Now, I really love this woman (why else would I recommend her to theassman). In the early part of this decade, this Portuguese-Canadian hottie really came out with a hippie type of vibe. She released some really catchy tunes, but she just seemed so sexy in a different way. She began to fade and became an afterthought. Flash forward to 2006. She teams up with Timbaland and explodes on the scene again with a combo of pop, trip hop, dance, and folk songs in English, Spanish, and Portuguese (being "trilingual" is definitely a plus). I doubt she will be pushed back into oblivion again. Anybody who remake herself in a way that screams "Madonna" is a favorite in my book. Plus, the makeover really showed us should how sexy this folky girl could be when she steps out of the hippie clothes. She's hot. She's got a killer ass. She's a MILF. She's a worldwide favorite. She's a Grammy Award winner. She's a ten-time Juno Award winner. She's a BRIT Award winner. She's Nelly Furtado.

TiVo Guide Week of June 15, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“The Closer” Brenda snoops into the abduction of a greedy financier being investigated for investment fraud, but she soon suspects he may have staged the kidnapping. Meanwhile, Provenza continues to exhibit bizarre behavior; and Brenda's cat tries to scratch through a medical problem. Monday at 9 on TNT.

“Hawthorne” The life of a headstrong yet empathetic chief nursing officer named Christina Hawthorne (Jada Pinkett Smith) is charted in this hospital drama. The series opens with Hawthorne trying to prevent a cancer patient's suicide attempt. The widowed Hawthorne also deals with her rebellious daughter (Hannah Hodson) and her former mother-in-law (Joanna Cassidy). Meanwhile, Hawthorne helps a homeless woman and her ill infant. Tuesday at 9 on TNT.

“Great Performances” A 2008 revival of the musical "Chess," in which melodies by ABBA's Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus and lyrics by Tim Rice propel the story of Russian and American chess players (Josh Groban, Adam Pascal) and the woman they both love (Idina Menzel). The City of London Philharmonic and 100-voice West End Chorus provide accompaniment. From the Royal Albert Hall in London. Wednesday at 8 on PBS.

“Fashion Show” The outfitters use office items to transform party attire into work-appropriate wear. Later, they are whisked away to a surprise location for the elimination challenge. Actress Becki Newton and model-fashionista Veronica Webb are the guest judges. Thursday at 10 on Bravo.

“Mr. Troop Mom” A workaholic lawyer (George Lopez) reluctantly fills in as a chaperone on his 13-year-old daughter's (Daniela Bobadilla) school camping trip. The outdoor weekend adventure concludes with a musical performance by Nat and Alex Wolff. Friday at 8 on Nickelodeon.

“Eli Stone” Getaway plans for Taylor and Matt morph into a road trip with Eli and Maggie to Sonoma, where a witness in an important case is in jail, but the efforts to get her released are hampered by Matt's history with a local judge. Meanwhile, Eli's dangerous flirtation with a risky acupuncture procedure results in a new health crisis. Saturday at 10 on ABC.

“Impact” The end is nigh in this two-part sci-fi-drama about the moon on a collision course with Earth. In Part 1, a dead star strikes the moon during a meteor shower. At first, there seems to be no lasting damage, but soon puzzling things begin to happen (cell-phone disruptions, tidal anomalies), and scientists (David James Elliott, Natasha Henstridge and Benjamin Sandler) grow increasingly concerned. Lloyd: James Cromwell. President Taylor: Steven Culp. Sunday at 9 on ABC.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

OK, so maybe I got too cocky and paid for it last night, but nonetheless, this is what it comes down to, a final and deciding Game 7 between the Red Wings and the Penguins. Yes, I realize the Penguins will bring the fight. Just ask the Capitals. They held a 3-2 lead on the Penguins earlier in the playoffs, just like the Red Wings, and wound up losing. But I think history is in favor of the Red Wings. The home team has won every game this series and Game 7 is in Detroit, the Red Wings have won 3 of 4 and the last 3 Game 7 in the Stanley Cup Final they played in, and when the home team has won the first 6 games, 4 out of 5 times, Game 7 went to the home team. Plus, the Red Wings have been excellent in their clinching games. They overcame a barrage of Blue Jackets goals in Game 4 of the Western Conference Quaterfinals, held the Ducks at bay in Game 7 of the Western Conference Semifinals, and were quick to capitalize on the Blackhawks in overtime of Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals. Really, this is Game 7, so it's anybody's ballgame at this point. Detroit and Pittsburgh have fought tooth-and-nail all series long, but something has to give on Friday. Either the Cup stays in Motown, or it joins the Vince Lombardi Trophy in the Steel City. No matter how you slice it, this will be good. But if the Red Wings win, I will celebrate immediately after (or after the Tigers vs. Pirates game, whichever comes last). So let's go Red Wings. And now for your viewing entertainment, Red Wings fans singing in unison at JoeVision during Game 6 of last year's Stanley Cup Final (the Cup clincher).

TiVo Guide Week of June 8, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List” Season 5 opens with Kathy trying to move to a higher grade than the D-list. Her efforts land her at Grammy headquarters, where she tries to bribe the Grammy folks into giving her a statuette. Later, Kathy hightails it to Vegas and meets Bette Midler, who offers Kathy a cameo in her Vegas stage show. But first, Kathy will need to learn the challenging choreography. Monday at 10 on Bravo.

“Rescue Me” Job safety requires Tommy and Mike to patch up their differences at work; Sheila uses her leverage to control Tommy's drinking; Lou resists the allure of an old flame. Tuesday at 10 on FX.

“Top Chef Masters” A reality spin-off in which 24 notable chefs compete in culinary challenges to score a $100,000 prize for charity. The first six episodes feature four cooks in battle. The series kicks off with Hubert Keller, Christopher Lee, Michael Schlow and Tim Love. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

“She’s Got the Look” In the second-season opener, 20 would-be models age 35 and over are selected as semifinalists, but the first challenge, which takes place on the runway, will determine which women will remain in New York in search of a lucrative contract. Thursday at 9 on TV Land.

“Good Morning America” The Jonas Brothers perform; chef Martha Hall Foose prepares a recipe. Friday at 7 on ABC.

“Pushing Daisies” In the series finale, Ned, Chuck and Emerson go undercover to solve the murder of a member of a synchronized-swimming duo (Nora Dunn, Wendie Malick). The tragedy, however, gives Vivian and Lily an opportunity to reunite as the Darling Mermaid Darlings. Saturday at 10 on ABC.

“True Blood” In the second-season premiere, the discovery of a body at Merlotte's has the citizens of Bon Temps worried about another murderer on the loose. Meanwhile, Sookie is irked by the presence of Bill's teen protégé, Jessica, and his role in a death in the Stackhouse family, and Jason prays for a way to pay for a retreat with an antivampire group. Sunday at 9 on HBO.

Extreme Rules results

Meh, Extreme Rules wasn't exactly what I'd call a success for my record book, but I wouldn't label it as a failure, either. I wound up finishing 4-4 on the night, so my record stays just about where it was when the day began as far as my winning percentage goes, now at 199-165. Hey, I can score win #200 at Night of Champions. Anyways, for Extreme Rules, thanks a ton to John Cena, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, and Santino Marella (Note: I stuck with Marella even when Chavo Guerrero teamed with Vickie Guerrero to make it a handicap match. Who would've thought my past mistakes wouldn't bite me in the ass this time). But as Randy Orton, Edge, Rey Mysterio, and Christian, you didn't help, so NO SOUP FOR YOU (Note: I didn't take a winner on CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy because I had no idea it was going to happen)! Seriously, how crazy is this? Four of the five belts on the line changed hands tonight, and a new champion was crowned five times. Five title changes in one night with four belts. Unbelievable. Of course, no win can be as emotional as Tommy Dreamer capturing the ECW Championship in the face of retirement. Time will tell if this is it for Dreamer, but if he stays, he gets until Tuesday at the earliest to defend the belt, and if you goes, he goes out on top. Dreamer's first ECW Championship reign lasted a mere 30 minutes. Thus far, his second reign has far outlasted that. Congratulations, Dreamer. It's been a decade since you last had that prestigious ECW Championship, and for a very short time. Now, you get all the time you need to hold on to it.

Don't forget, this blog will be a rockin' Tuesday night as a part of the Red Wings celebration (guarenteed), so come ready.

Extreme Rules card & picks

Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship
WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Batista

Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs. Jeff Hardy

No Holds Barred Match
Intercontinental Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho

Submission Match
Big Show vs. John Cena

Triple Threat Hardcore Rules Match for the ECW Championship
ECW Champion Christian vs. Jack Swagger vs. Tommy Dreamer

Samoan Strap Match
CM Punk vs. Umaga

Fatal Four Way Match for the United States Championship
United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs. MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. William Regal

Hog Pen Match
Miss WrestleMania Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella

Always a fun PPV, especially because in every match, there are no such things as countouts or disqualifications, so you can't worm your way out. Now, I'm heading into Extreme Rules with a record of 195-161. Plus, I'm back on the winning track, so I'm to stay there. That would be the second-best possibile thing to happen to my ego this week. Speaking of which, the best possible thing to happen to my ego is guarenteed to happen Tuesday night, so stay tuned for that. But enough guarentees for the Red Wings, let's get my picks turned out. I'm taking Randy Orton, Edge, Rey Mysterio, John Cena, Christian, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, and Santino Marella. Face it, if you don't know Santino and Santina Marella are one in the same, go get your head checked. Those are my picks, and I'm sticking with them. Wish me luck for tonight. And don't forget, this blog will be partying up on Tuesday following the Red Wings beating the Penguins once again for the Stanley Cup.

What time is it?! WILF WEDNESDAY!

Hey, everybody, WILF Wednesday is here for another round and to interrupt my Red Wings rant (yesterday was a small hiccup). Anyways, thanks to theassman345xxxo for making this new clip. Also, viewer discretion is advised even though this is non-pornographic. So, I think we're all familiar this chick and the lesbian fantasies she's put us through. Remember as Maddie on "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody," she kept us hoping she'd hook up with Brenda Song's London? Or as Sharpay in the "High School Musical" movies, where despite the character tension, we'd keep wishing she'd get with Vanessa Hudgins' Gabriella? Well, maybe that's just me. But let's just look at this megahottie. She is Ashley Tisdale.

TiVo Guide Week of June 1, 2009 *spoiler alert*

“I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!” In this revival of the 2003 series, 10 celebrities are dropped in the Costa Rican jungle to begin competing in comedic challenges that test their survival skills. Cast members include Heidi Montag; Spencer Pratt; Janice Dickinson; Sanjaya Malakar; Stephen Baldwin; and Patti Blagojevich. Adapted from the British series. Monday at 8 on NBC.

“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” In the 10th-season finale, the discovery of a tourist's body in Central Park leads detectives to question a former artist (Nick Stahl). Finn and Munch then try to keep tabs on him, but he loses the pair, so Munch seeks help from his ex-wife (Carol Kane). Tuesday at 10 on NBC.

“Make Me a Supermodel” In the Season 2 finale, the final three models compete in two photo shoots, one for photographer Timothy Greenfield-Sanders and the other for lensman Marc Baptiste. In addition, the contestants are tested in an extended catwalk challenge. Photographer and videographer Matthew Rolston is the guest judge. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

“Royal Pains” The young and recently fired Dr. Hank Lawson (Mark Feuerstein) stumbles into a new career as a concierge doctor to the privileged denizens of the Hamptons in the series premiere. Hank's ambitious brother (Paulo Costanzo) assists this new endeavor, providing encouragement and financial advice along the way. Thursday at 10 on USA.

“Whale Wars” In the Season 2 opener, the Sea Shepherds leave port for Antarctica and are met with mechanical difficulties and a large storm. Later, they track Japanese whalers through dangerous ice. Friday at 9 on Animal Planet.

“Come Dance at My Wedding” A dance instructor (Brooke Nevin) meets her estranged father (John Schneider) just weeks before her wedding. While sorting through the emotional results of their meeting, the pair must also decide if they want to sell the family business to a developer. Roma Downey and Zach Callahan also star. Directed by Mark Jean. Saturday at 9 on Hallmark.

“Kendra” Hugh Hefner's former girlfriend experiences life outside of the Playboy mansion. In the opener, Kendra throws a housewarming party in her new place, holds a yard sale and spends a night out with fiancé Hank Baskett. Sunday at 10 on E!