How typical...

I made my the right call. The Westboro Baptist Church wasn't in Shelby Township today. Mercifully, that means two things. One, I didn't waste more than 80 miles in gas money today. Two, and most importantly, Pfc. Kube was laid to rest peacefully and without incident. Thank goodness for cell phones and the ability to look up the church's number. Otherwise, I think I'd be contributing much more to the oil crisis.

My time's up, you've been great. For the road: Daughtry "Home"