WILF Wednesday Week 19

Welcome back everybody to WILF Wednesday! This just makes Hump Day all the more worth it, doesn't it? Well, before I jump into the video, all credit belongs to theassman345xxxo. I don't think anybody knows celebrity asses like this guy does. Keep up the good work. Anyways, this week, I have one hell of a lovely lady for you all. She has been acting since she was a child, and now that she's all grown up, she's been taking many diverse and interesting roles. Take the dominant (and scantly clad in battle) Guinevere in "King Arthur". Or the fugitive-smacking bounty hunter in "Domino". Perhaps she won you over with a thriller like "The Jacket" or a romantic comedy like "Love, Actually". Perhaps you're more of a fan of her critically acclaimed period pieces like "Atonement" or (and I think this is one of the best movies ever) the 2005 version of "Pride & Prejudice", where she was nominated for a Best Actress Oscar. Of course, there's two roles that will forever be associated with this actress. One is that of the tomboyish soccer player with a rebellious streak and dreams of playing in the United States in "Bend It Like Beckham". The other is the free-minded, spunky, bright, ahead-of-the-times governor's daughter turned Pirate Lord of the South China Sea in the megablockbuster "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise. Of course, her acting chops aren't the only thing that's worth noting of her. Her body is so tight, you could crack a walnut on her abs and she wouldn't feel a thing. And that ass. I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave, at which point I'd folllow her. She's hot. She's diverse. She's phenominal. She's British. She's Keira Knightley.

TiVo Guide Week of July 28, 2008 *spoiler alert*

"The Closer" Brenda scrutinizes the suicide of a high-school girl who had earlier reported that she was raped by the son of a Los Angeles lawman (Daniel Baldwin). Monday at 9 on TNT.

"Paranormal State" In the second-season opener, the team investigates supposed activity at a home, including the mysterious destruction of religious objects; televisions, lights and fans going off and on; and the unexplained appearance of dead animals near the home. Monday at 10 on A&E.

"Date My Ex: Jo & Slade" An aflutter Jo anticipates meeting three new suitors. She then shoots off guns with one date, flirts with another while golfing, and tries to get in tune with yet another over music. Complicating matters: a big fat fib, and Slade---who continually agitates Jo's wooers. Monday at 10 on Bravo.

"Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" A culinary tour of Japan includes Osaka, where Bourdain samples tuna belly and roe at a sushi bar and takes in a Hanshin Tigers baseball game. Tuesday at 5 on Travel.

"The Secret Life of the American Teenager" Ben and Amy are at odds about what to do: He's thinking marriage, while she's thinking adoption. Elsewhere, Ashley and Amy plead with their dad not to leave home, Ricky uses charm to impress Grace's family, and Adrian and Jack grow closer. Tuesday at 8 on ABC Family.

"The Cleaner" A husband asks William to help his wife who is addicted to prescription drugs, and William discovers that the woman is part of a suburban drug ring. Tuesday at 10 on A&E.

"Project Runway" The sights, sounds and styles of New York City serve as the designers' inspiration. Sandra Bernhard is the guest judge. Wednesday at 9 on Bravo.

"MythBusters" More shark myths are investigated, including whether chili powder repels sharks. Wednesday at 9 on Discovery.

"Shear Genius" Kate Jackson, host Jaclyn Smith's costar in the series "Charlie's Angels," appears as a guest judge when the hairstylists must reinvent notable looks from that '70s show. Before that, however, the contestants must work with hair color. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

"Bill Engvall Show" Susan has a strange feeling that Bill will soon have an affair with a woman named Penelope, and her premonition may have merit when Bill encounters a waitress with the same name. Meanwhile, Trent revs up to get his driver's license, with help from Lauren; and Susan tries to persuade Bill to get a physical. Thursday at 9 on TBS.

"Reality Bites Back" The comics compete to see who can gain the most weight. Thursday at 10:30 on Comedy Central.

"MVP: He Shoots, She Scores" The Mustangs have an away game, and Connie learns the "code of the road" when one of the wives discovers her husband has been having an affair. Meanwhile, Mandy tries to ruin Damon's memories of his family; Tabbi gets good news from Chase and bad news from Molly; Evelyn uncovers a secret about Adam; and Molly finds answers about the mysterious key her father left her. Thursday at 11 on SoapNet.

"Good Morning America" Cast members from Broadway's "Rent" perform. Friday at 7 on ABC.

"Fairly OddParents" Timmy persuades all the magical creatures to compete in an Olympic-style competition called the Fairy World Games. Problems arise when the anti-fairies cheat and knock out the fairy team's best player. Scott Hamilton and Ben Stein lend their voices. Friday at 8 on Nickelodeon.

"Dog Whisperer" Orange County viewers audition their problem pooches in hopes of getting a session with Cesar Millan. Friday at 9 on National Geographic.

"Robin Hood" The sheriff is throwing residents out of Locksley to make room for an army of mercenaries, but Robin's already occupied with an important mission for the king, so Marian springs into action as the Night Watchman. Saturday at 9 on BBC America.

"Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal" A plucky young teacher challenges the school's de facto hierarchy of five spoiled, wealthy cheerleaders who don't play by any rules but their own. Based on a true story. Tatum O'Neal, Jenna Dewan and Ashley Benson star. Saturday at 9 on Lifetime.

"High School Musical: Get in the Picture" The 12 finalists visit the set of "High School Musical 3: Senior Year" and audition for director Kenny Ortega. They also get to meet cast members Lucas Grabeel, Olesya Rulin and Kaycee Stroh. Sunday at 8 on ABC.

"Generation Kill" Grumbling in the ranks about the abandoned supply truck occupies time to kill at the captured airfield, but Bravo is soon on the move again, heading north, clearing villages and setting up a roadblock outside Al Hayy. Meanwhile, Alpha is ordered to find the body of a marine in Al Shatra, but their mission is delayed by a CIA operation. Sunday at 9 on HBO.

"Design Star" The cast reunites as the winner is crowned in the third-season finale. Sunday at 9 on Home & Garden.

WILF Wednesday Week 18

Hi everybody! *listens to responses of "Hi, Dr. Nick!"* Welcome back to the one, the only, the undisputed weekly king of hot babe video weekly blog updates. Yep, it's WILF Wednesday once again. A few things I wanna say before we get started. First off, this video is not pornographic, but as a legality, viewer discretion is advised. Secondly, all credit for the making of this video must go to theassman345xxxo, as well as all blame for not putting music in this video (we still love you, assman). Anyways, who would have thought that back in the day, this young lady would become such a hottie? I didn't when she was Dot in "A Bug's Life" nor when she was Sheryl Yoast in "Remember the Titans". And I gotta say she really built up a good TV reputation. She had already been a mainstay on "One Life to Live" and "Guiding Light" and did guest spots on "Ally McBeal", "Malcolm in the Middle", and "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit". Plus, she voiced Kairi in "Kingdom Hearts" on PS2. As far as movies, it started out with basic stuff. The DCOM "Tiger Cruise", the indie film "Shanghai Kiss", and the drama "Fireflies in the Garden" are all on her resume. Also there is one of the best-selling straight-to-VHS/DVD movies ever, "Bring It On: All or Nothing", where she plays a fish-out-of-water cheerleader. Of course, while she CAN play something other than cheerleaders, it's the cheerleader role that once again made her stock soar. On "Heroes", she plays Claire Bennett, a high school cheerleader with regenerative powers. The instant popularity of the show, as well as Season 1's tagline, "Save the cheerleader, save the world", turned this young teen into an overnight sensation. Not to mention that I don't think she fully appreciates how great her ass is. Trust me, if you stare at for too long (more than 2 minutes, so you all are safe), you fall into a trance. She's hot. She's gifted. She's an international phenomenon. She's wanted in Japan. She's made the Red Wings happy by licking the Stanley Cup (among other things). She's Hayden Panettiere.

TiVo Guide Week of July 21, 2008 *spoiler alert*

"Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam of Crystal" A chronicle of "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss' attempts to open a brothel in Nevada staffed by men who would cater to a female clientele. The film also explores her relationships with the local residents and authorities, her battles with personal demons and her collection of exotic birds. Directed and produced by Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato ("The Eyes of Tammy Faye"). Monday at 9 on HBO.

"Batman Tech" Examining the technology used by the fictional comic-book hero, what inspired some of the creations and whether they could be possible within the limits of modern science. Monday at 9 on History.

"Saving Grace" Grace investigates the vanishing of a troubled young man who shares a past tragedy with her: His father---like Grace's sister---was killed in the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. Meanwhile, Ham separates from his wife, which only affords him more time for sex-tracurricular activities with Grace. Monday at 10 on TNT.

"Flipping Out" Drama rises in a falling market when Jeff has difficulty selling a property. As a result, Jeff reluctantly returns to a restoration project. Elsewhere, an overworked Chris flips out. Tuesday at 10 on Bravo.

"How to Look Good Naked" In the Season 2 opener, Carson Kressley comes to the aid of a mom displeased with her postbaby body and her less-than-lively marriage. Tuesday at 10 on Lifetime.

"General Hospital: Night Shift" The second season opens with a car crashing through the ER and injuring some staff members. Meanwhile, Jagger Cates (Antonio Sabato Jr.) returns to town and has a surprise for Robin; Toussaint comes back to the hospital after being on tour with his group; and new interns Kyle and Claire commiserate with one another over the strictness of their new superiors. Tuesday at 11 on SoapNet.

"So You Think You Can Dance" The final eight dancers perform. Wednesday at 8 on Fox.

"Baby Borrowers" The couples are charged with taking care of other teens, which proves too much for one pair, whose relationship was already on the rocks. Wednesday at 9 on NBC.

"Criss Angel: Mindfreak" In the fourth-season opener, Criss walks on water, strolling out onto Lake Mead and going more than 200 feet in front of boaters and onlookers from the banks. Wednesday at 10 on A&E.

"Last Comic Standing" The remaining eight stand-up aces travel to the Playboy mansion, where they're challenged to tell rib-tickling bedtime stories to Hugh Hefner's lingerie-clad gal pals Holly, Bridget and Kendra. Hefner makes an appearance. Thursday at 8 on NBC.

"Fear Itself" A young couple move into a seemingly perfect neighborhood and discover the sinister lengths the residents will go to in order to keep everyone in compliance with their rules. Brandon Routh and Shiri Appleby star. Thursday at 10 on NBC.

"Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List" Kathy tries to persuade her mother to move in to a retirement home. In other events, Kathy and her posse travel to a luxury resort on the island of Bora Bora, where she performs two stand-up gigs and hobnobs with fans. Thursday at 10 on Bravo.

"Degrassi: The Next Generation" Liberty competes with Damian Hayes to become school valedictorian; Marco confides in Ellie after learning that Paige's father is buying Paige a condo. Friday at 8 on The N.

"Doctor Who" The Earth gets hijacked and relocated by a new Dalek empire, prompting the Doctor's allies---Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, Capt. Jack Harkness and Martha Jones---to band together while an old enemy lurks behind the scenes. Friday at 9 on Sci Fi.

"Psych" Murderous intrigue surrounds a high-school reunion when Shawn suspects an alum has been killed. Friday at 10 on USA.

"Anaconda 3" A hunt for two massive snakes is launched following their escape from a research facility where their longevity was studied. David Hasselhoff, John Rhys-Davies, Crystal Allen. Direct by Don E. FauntLeRoy. Saturday at 9 on Sci Fi.

"Mad TV" Crista Flanagan parodies "Hannah Montana," and Bobby Lee stars in "The Johnny Gan and Pongo Show: Countdown to the Oscars." Saturday at 11 on Fox.

"Mad Men" The second season opens with Don butting heads about personnel matters with Duck, who wants "younger creative talent"; the staff is up in the air about its approach to an airline-company account; Betty bumps into a former roommate who has begun a surprising new career; Joan is at a loss about where to put the new copy machine. Sunday at 10 on AMC.

"Next Food Network Star" In the Season 4 finale, the two finalists film pilots of their dream shows before a winner is chosen in front of a live audience. Gordon Elliott hosts. Sunday at 10 on Food.

"Army Wives" Roxy hires a new waitress (Ana Ortiz) for the bar; Roland runs into trouble with a student; and Chase and other Delta Force members are arrested. Sunday at 10 on Lifetime.

Great American Bash results

In the words of the Hokage in Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeta 3986, "Damn you, Golden Magic Monkey!" (Dear Anime News Network...) Don't worry, the Golden Magic Monkey was only my convienent scapegoat for my woes with the Great American Bash. I did alright, but I could have done better, breaking even at 3-3. This means my record will now stand without improvement or downfall at 159-127. As a sidenote, I didn't pick the Matt Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin match because I didn't know it was going to happen when I made my picks, and the Batista vs. CM Punk match was tossed as a result of a double-disqualification (thanks for making sure I didn't further humilate myself by falling under .500 for the night, Kane). So, I think I should give a merci to Triple H, Mark Henry, and Chris Jericho. John Morrison & The Miz, John Cena, and Natalya, can't you guys do something important for once? Well, now the next thing for me to do is to steam about this and wait for SummerSlam. See ya in August.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the final round of The Open Championship

The Hero: Padraig Harrington. The Irishman didn't need luck or a playoff this time -- Harrington shot four under on the back nine to coast to a four-stroke win.
The Goat: Greg Norman. The 53-year-old took a two-shot lead into Sunday, then opened with three straight bogeys and shot 77. If it looks like a choke...

313's Heroes and Goats

From the third round of The Open Championship

The Hero: Greg Norman. The 53-year-old Australian played the perfect pitch shot over a pot bunker to within a foot of the cup for par on the 18th hole, giving him a two-shot lead over defending champion Padraig Harrington and K.J. Choi. The Great White Shark is 18 holes from becoming golf's oldest major champion.
The Goat: Jean Van de Velde. The choking usually waits until the final round with him. But he went from four-over-par and four shots off the lead to 14 over with an 80 that even contained an eagle on the 17th. The Frenchman was famous for his comical collapse at Carnoustie in 1999, when he triple-bogeyed the final hole, including a shot into the lake.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the second round of The Open Championship

The Heroes: Greg Norman. Three weeks after marrying tennis great Chris Evert, Norman kept up the honeymoon with his second straight par 70, leaving him one stroke off the lead.
Camilo Villegas. The Colombian, known more for his colorful sense of fashion than his golf game, carded eight birdies on his way to a 65 and could grab his first PGA Tour victory.
Padraig Harrington. The defending champion, who almost withdrew due to an ailing right wrist, is back in contention again after an eagle-birdie finish left him with a 68.
The Goat: Miguel Angel Jimenez. In contention after a first-round 72, The Mechanic was all thumbs Friday, carding nine bogeys, two double-bogeys and one birdie for an 82.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the first round of The Open Championship

The Hero: Rocco Mediate. He shares the first-round lead with Robert Allenby and Graeme McDowell and proves his U.S. Open runner-up finish was no fluke.
The Goat: Ernie Els. Three straight sixes toward the end of his round led to an 80 and pretty much ended any hope of victory.

Great American Bash card & picks

WWE Championship Match
Triple H defends against Edge

World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk defends against Batista

ECW Championship Match
Mark Henry defends against Tommy Dreamer

WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal Four Way
John Morrison & The Miz defend against Finlay & Hornswoggle, Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder, and Jesse & Festus

New York City Parking Lot Brawl
John Cena vs. JBL

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Divas Championship Match
Michelle McCool vs. Natalya

Good to be back from my weekend trip to Indianapolis (BTW, Heroes and Goats from the British Opwn come tomorrow). Now that I'm back, let's see if my WWE PPV prediction record continues to improve. Right now, I stand at 156-124. This is probably the most difficult card to make a prediction from in a while, but I'll give it a try. My picks are Triple H, CM Punk, Mark Henry, John Morrison & The Miz, John Cena, Chris Jericho, and Natalya. Wish me luck!

WILF Wednesday Week 17

Welcome back to WILF Wednesday. Sorry, I know it's Thursday, but I've been forgetful lately. So before I forget to do something I didn't do last week, thanks to theassman345xxxo for making these vids. He definitely has great taste in women doesn't he? Anyways, I don't think I can say a whole lot about this week's WILF since, 1, she's a worldwide sensation, and 2, I practically worship the air she breaths. And if you don't know who she is, I have to words for you. Rachel Green. Come on, she practically created an international hairstyle craze in her early days of "Friends". And not only that she was funny as hell on "Friends", helping make it one of the best sitcoms in history. Now she's off doing films, where her resume includes "The Break-Up", "Friends with Money", "Along Came Polly", "Bruce Almighty", "The Good Girl", "The Iron Giant", and the timeless cult classic "Office Space". I'm really looking forward to next year's release of "He's Just Not That into You", because with a cast that includes her, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, and Ginnifer Goodwin, that just screams, "KMB! Turn this into a Harem orgy!" And if you don't know me my now, let me tell you something. I would treat her ass like it was the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. I'd be drilling it until I hit oil. She's hot. She's funny. She's smart. She's a Best Musical or Comedy Actress Golden Globe winner in television. She's an Emmy Award winner. She's Jennifer Aniston.

TiVo Guide Week of July 14, 2008 *spoiler alert*

"The Mole: Take a Closer Look" A recap of previous episodes from Season 5 also features additional footage. Monday at 9 on ABC.

"The Closer" The heat is on in the Season 4 opener when a fire blazes through Griffith Park, threatening vast areas of Los Angeles. As Brenda tries to smoke out any wrongdoers, one of her archenemies---fire-starter Billy Croelick (Jason O'Mara)---enters the picture. In domestic news, Fritz and Brenda's new duplex forbids the presence of pets, but that doesn't stop Brenda from keeping Kitty on the premises. Monday at 9 on TNT.

"The Middleman" While attempting to prevent a nationwide zombie outbreak, Wendy and the Middleman discover that the undead they are hunting are an atypical group who feast on trout and have connections to a new energy drink. Elsewhere, Lacey and Noser are disappointed that Wendy bailed out on helping them set up an art-crawl exhibition. Monday at 10 on ABC Family.

"Celebrity Family Feud" Comedians Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy do battle with their clans in tow. Later, Vivica A. Fox's and Mo'Nique's families go head-to-head. Tuesday at 8 on NBC.

"The Secret Life of the American Teenager" Ben continues to fall hard for Amy, and the two share their first kiss. Elsewhere, Amy tells her sister (but not her parents) about her pregnancy; Grace uses Ricky as a cover to sneak around with Jack; and a jealous Adrian feels like Ricky is just using her for sex. Tuesday at 8 on ABC Family.

"The Cleaner" In the series opener, addict-turned-interventionist William "The Cleaner" Banks (Benjamin Bratt) helps a high-school athlete who became a meth addict following the death of his father. Melissa Banks: Amy Price-Francis. Akani Cuesta: Grace Park. Darnell McDowell: Kevin Michael Richardson. Arnie Swenton: Esteban Powell. Tuesday at 10 on A&E.

"Big Brother 10" Another houseguest is evicted from the compound. Julie Chen is the host. Wednesday at 8 on CBS.

"Project Runway" The runaway runway hit opens its fifth season with 16 fresh designers on pins and needles: They try to make it work by creating clothes from unusual sources. Wednesday at 9 on Bravo.

"Batman Unmasked: The Psychology of the Dark Knight" An examination of the Batman mythology and his brand of vigilante justice, and its impact on his character. Wednesday at 9 on History.

"Swingtown" Tom throws a pool party on a blisteringly hot day, but Trina is steamed about his recent affair. Things get more heated when Susan arrives with Roger, who is seeking advice from her upon losing his job. At the office, Bruce gets intimate with a coworker, Melinda. Thursday at 10 on CBS.

"Fear Itself" A young woman (Briana Evigan) struggles to survive in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by zombies. Directed by Darren Bousman. Thursday at 10 on NBC.

"MVP: He Shoots, She Scores" Trevor's agents recruit stylists to give him a makeover while Molly reaches out to his girlfriend, Tabbi; Damon's extracurricular activities take a toll on his on-ice performance; Malcolm shakes things up in the Mustangs' front office and tries to undermine Evelyn's business venture. Thursday at 11 on SoapNet.

"Good Morning America" Miley Cyrus performs. Also: a "Gossip Girls"-inspired fashion show. Friday at 7 on ABC.

"Degrassi: The Next Generation" Manny goes to an auction in a bid to retrieve the engagement ring that she pawned; Anya tries to build a bridge between her best friend and her boyfriend with lackluster results. Friday at 8 on The N.

"Monk" In the seventh-season opener, Monk buys a home to escape a noisy neighbor and runs into a murder case and an unscrupulous contractor (Brad Garrett). Hector Elizondo joins the cast as Monk's new therapist. Friday at 9 on USA.

"Avatar: The Last Airbender" In the Season 3 finale, Aang faces the Firelord sooner than he planned and must make a tough choice during the battle. Saturday at 8 on Nickelodeon.

"Suite Life of Zack & Cody" Zack competes for a spot on the high-school basketball team; Cody and London, with help from Mr. Moseby, form a cheerleading squad after being rejected by the school's head cheerleader. Saturday at 8:30 on Disney.

"Robin Hood" The sheriff is throwing residents out of Locksley to make room for an army of mercenaries, but Robin's already occupied with an important mission for the king, so Marian springs into action as the Night Watchman. Saturday at 9 on BBC America.

"High School Musical: Get in the Picture" In the series opener of this reality talent show, teens audition to participate in a summer music program that will help them improve their singing and dancing skills. Ultimately, one winner will emerge and get to star in a music video that will be shown during the closing credits of "High School Musical 3: Senior Year," as well as get a talent-hold agreement and two-song recording contract. The auditions begin at a huge open call at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. Hosted by Nick Lachey. Sunday at 8 on ABC.

"Design Star" The final three compete in their next challenge. Sunday at 9 on Home & Garden.

"Shameless" Debbie (Rebecca Ryan) concocts a scheme to keep 5-year-old Liam (Joseph Furnace) from being excluded from school. Sunday at 9 on Sundance.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the final round of the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic Presented by Kroger

The Hero: Shanshan Feng. The rookie from China faded at the end, but her fourth-palace finish was remarkable considering she had broken 70 only three times before the Farr, had missed 10 of 14 cuts and had a tie for 39th as her previous best finish.
The Goat: Eun-Hee Ji. All she had to do was shoot 69 to force a playoff with Creamer, but she took 33 putts and made only two birdies.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the third round of the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic Presented by Kroger

The Hero: Karrie Webb. The veteran stormed into contention and could give Paula Creamer and Eun-Hee Ji something to worry about in the group ahead of them in the final round.
The Goat: Paula Creamer. She could have put away the tournament but instead opened the door and let her rivals walk right in after her pedestrian 70.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the second round of the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic Presented by Kroger

The Hero: Eun-Hee Ji. Sure, she's six shots back, but she's the only thing keeping Paula Creamer honest and preventing a runaway victory.
The Goat: Gloria Park. She began the second round tied for the lead but coughed up her chances with four bogeys and a 73.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the first round of the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic Presented by Kroger

The Hero: Paula Creamer. The Pink Panther sees plenty of red with 11 birdies for a tournament-record and career-best 11-under-par 60.
The Goat: Natalie Gulbis. The calendar girl played in Creamer's group but would have needed a compass to find anything resembling Creamer's game after she shot a 74.

WILF Wednesday Week 16

Hey guys, what's up? Welcome to WILF Saturday, er, Wednesday. Yeah, I know, I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date. It's been such a busy week for me, I forgot to update the blog. Oops. Well, better get caught up. Today's WILF is a recent MILF as well. She's been in the acting game for a while now. She's played some big roles over her career. Probably one of her sexiest was Sharon Stone. No, not the actress. The hottie who tried to wrap John Goodman around her finger in "The Flintstones". She's played the talented Dorothy Dandridge. One of my favorite recent roles she's done has been Orono Munroe, aka Storm, in the "X-Men" movies. And must I say anything about her role in "Monster's Ball"? Hot, hot, hot! And muy excellente, if I say so myself. She's been a hot for the kids in "Robots". She was a Bond Girl in "Die Another Day". She's even played Catwoman (OK, so she isn't perfect, but she is human). And my, oh my, does she have a grest body. Excellent mountains for breasts. An ass that just begins for some attention. Let's face it, this lady is simply second to none. She's hot. She's lovely. She's talented. She's a Best Actress Academy Award winner. She's a Best Miniseries or Television Movie Actress Golden Globe Winner. She's an Emmy Award winner. She's the legendary Halle Berry.

TiVo Guide Week of July 7, 2008 *spoiler alert*

"H20" In the Season 2 opener, a full moon prompts the trio to cause trouble for Lewis on Mako Island when he tries to rescue them. Monday at 6 on Nickelodeon.

"The Bachlorette" In the fourth-season finale, DeAnna has a choice to make between the two finalists after taking her two suitors to Grand Bahama Island and home to Georgia to meet her family. Island activities include a seaplane ride and scuba diving near sharks, but the guys are probably more concerned about their encounters with DeAnna's dad. Following a party, family members aren't shy about offering their opinions on her choice, but DeAnna sorts through her emotions crisply and doesn't dither over it. Monday at 8 on ABC.

"Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" Tony visits Laos, where he is impressed by the rural scenery while sampling dishes that include chicken grilled between splints of bamboo, a soup of wild mushrooms and greens, and sticky rice and hot chili paste, washed down with local moonshine. Monday at 10 on Travel.

"Hell's Kitchen" As the fourth season closes, the two remaining contestants square off in their final dinner service before Chef Ramsay decides which of them will run his Los Angeles restaurant. Tuesday at 9 on Fox.

"Baldwin Hills" Justin talks about his past with his youth group and invites his friends to church with Kirk Franklin. Elsewhere, Ashley and her sister prepare a speech honoring their mother, Gerren struggles with her feelings for Moriah and Lor'Rena schemes with Aunjel. Tuesday at 10 on BET.

"Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood" Tori and Dean celebrate son Liam's birthday with a party, but Tori wants a bigger bash than their planned backyard barbecue. On the guest list: Loni Anderson, Denise Richards, Carmen Electra and Zachary Quinto. Elsewhere, Tori's sweeping book tour kicks off in New York. Tuesday at 10 on Oxygen.

"Shear Genius" The contestants must style extremely long hair (some that even flows to the floor)---but without cutting a single strand. In the elimination heat, they must create glamorous hairdos for a red-carpet gala. Celebrity stylists Campbell McAuley and Mark Townsend are the guest judges. Also appearing: Alison Sweeney. Wednesday at 10 on Bravo.

"Real World" The roommates say good-bye to Hollywood and to each other in this 20th-season finale. Wednesday at 10 on MTV.

"Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Standup" Stand-up comedy sets by Don 'DC' Curry and Rickey Smiley. Wednesday at 10 on Starz.

"Burn Notice" The second season begins with Michael trying to retrieve information that's heavily guarded by cutthroat mercenaries, in order to help his client free his kidnapped family. Thursday at 10 on USA.

"RENO 911!" In the fifth-season finale, the deputies pull out all the stops in an attempt to take first place in the Carson City parade's "Patriotic Float of the Year" contest. Thursday at 10:30 on Comedy Central.

"MVP: He Shoots, She Scores" A dramatic series about the lives of pro hockey players outside of the game. Thursday at 11 on SoapNet.

"Monk Marathon" A 12-hour run of the series. Friday at 11 on USA.

"Queen Bees" Mean girls are challenged to change their ways for a shot at $25,000 in this series, which assembles seven self-proclaimed divas and makes them face the consequences of their bratty behavior. In the opener, the girls meet for the first time and compete in a beauty contest that has an unexpected set of judges. Friday at 9 on The N.

"Queen Bees" Mean girls are challenged to change their ways for a shot at $25,000 in this series, which assembles seven self-proclaimed divas and makes them face the consequences of their bratty behavior. In the opener, the girls meet for the first time and compete in a beauty contest that has an unexpected set of judges. Friday at 9 on Nickelodeon.

"Flashpoint" In the series opener, a police unit specializing in emergency situations responds when a woman is taken hostage outside an office building by a gunman who just murdered his estranged wife. The situation intensifies when the man's tearful son arrives on the scene. Friday at 10 on CBS.

"Robin Hood" The sheriff embarks on a journey of self-discovery in the forest, not knowing that Prince John's army is headed toward Nottingham with the intent of burning it down. Saturday at 9 on BBC America.

"Secret Lives of Second Wives" A second wife encounters adversity in the form of the manipulative ex-wife and her children. Andrea Roth, Brian McNamara. Directed by George Mendeluk. Saturday at 9 on Lifetime.

"Ghouls" Kristen Renton plays a college student who uncovers a dark family secret after she accompanies her fahter on a trip to his home country. James DeBello, William Atherton, Erin Gray. Directed by Gary Jones. Saturday at 9 on Sci Fi.

"Generation Kill" In the opener of this seven-part miniseries about an elite Marine unit in the first weeks of the Iraq War, the diverse members of the First Recon Battalion await orders to invade at Camp Mathilda in Kuwait in 2003. Based on the book by Evan Wright, a reporter who was embedded with the unit as they crossed the border. Sunday at 9 on HBO.

"Earth: The Biography" In the series opener, host Iain Stewart explores the incredible power of volcanoes in some of the planet's most dramatic locations, including Ethiopia's Erta Ale volcano and the volcanic hot springs in Rotorua, New Zealand. Sunday at 9 on National Geographic.

"The Two Coreys" Shooting for "Lost Boys 2" begins, and Haim does something that jeopardizes not only the first day's progress, but the entire film. The men hash it out in a therapy session the following day. Sunday at 10 on A&E.

ESPY nominees

Best Male Athlete
Tiger Woods, Golf. Earned his 14th major title by winning the 2008 U.S. Open. Joined Jack Nicklaus as the only players to win each major three-or-more times. Won seven 2007 and four 2008 PGA Tour events.
Tom Brady, New England Patroits. NFL MVP. Led the Patroits to an NFL-first 16-0 regular season. Set the NFL single-season record for touchdown passes (50).
Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers. NBA MVP. Finished second in scoring during regular season (28.3 PPG). Led the Los Angeles Lakers to a berth in the NBA Finals.
Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees. AL MVP. Led the majors in runs (143), home runs (54) and RBI (156). Finished the season with a .314 batting average.

Best Female Athlete
Lorena Ochoa, Golf. Won a second-straight Rolex Player of the Year, Vare Trophy. Became the first LPGA golfer to earn over $4M in a single season. Ranked No. 1 in the world.
Danica Patrick, Auto Racing. Became the first female winner in IndyCar history, taking the Indy Japan 300. Posted four top-five 2007 finishes. Won in her 50th career IndyCar start.
Candace Parker, Tennessee Women's Basketball/ LA Sparks, WNBA. Won AP Women's College Basketball Player of the Year and Naismith Award. Averaged 21.3 points and 8.5 rebounds per game, winning second straight NCAA championship. Selected No. 1 overall in the WNBA draft.
Lindsey Vonn, Skiing. Won the 2008 overall skiing championship. Became the first American woman to win the World Cup overall since Tamara McKinney in 1983. Became only the second American woman to win the World Cup Downhill title.

Best Team
Super Bowl XLII Champion New York Giants. Upset the New England Patroits to win the Super Bowl. Marched to the championship as a Wild Card team after losing six regular season games. Set the NFL record for consecutive road wins (11).
World Series Champion Boston Red Sox. Ended the regular season with 96 wins, tied for the best record in baseball. Won the World Series with a four-game sweep of the Colorado Rockies. Earned a second championship in four years.
NCAA Men's Basketball Champion Kansas Jayhawks. Finished the season with a 37-3 record, winning their last 13 games of the season. Won the program's first national championship since 1988 and third in school's history. Won the Big 12 tournament.
NCAA Women's Basketball Champion Tennessee Lady Vols. Earned a second consecutive NCAA championship. Marked the school's eighth women's basketball national championship. Finished the season with a 36-2 record and SEC tournament championship.
Boston Celtics. Won their 17th championship by beating the Los Angeles Lakers in six games in the Finals. Enjoyed 42-game improvement (24 wins in 2006-07 and 66 wins during the 2007-2008 regular season). Had the best record during the NBA regular season (66-16).
Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings. Captured an 11th Stanley Cup and 4th since 1996-1997. Won their sixth Presidents' Trophy as the NHL's top regular-season club. Became the first team to lead the NHL in points and win Stanley Cup since 2001-02 (also Detroit).

Best Championship Performance
Venus Williams at Wimbledon 2007. Became the lowest seed (23rd) to win Wimbledon. Beat three top-six seeds (Sharapova, Kuznetsova and Ivanovic) en route to the championship. Won her fourth Wimbledon singles crown.
Josh Beckett during MLB Playoffs. Amassed a 4-0 postseason record with a 1.20 ERA. Registered 35 strikeouts and two walks in 30 innings pitched. Allowed one earned run with nine strikeouts in seven innings in his World Series Game 1 win.
Rafael Nadal at 2008 French Open. Became the first men's singles player since 1980 to win the French Open without losing a set. Had seven unforced errors and lost just four games in the final. Beat five seeded players en route to the title (including Federer and Djokovic).
Tiger Woods at 2008 U.S. Open. Walked 91 holes with an ACL injury and a double stress fracture of his left tibia. Made birdie on the 72nd hole to set up an 18-hole playoff against Rocco Mediate. Claimed his 14th career major title.

Best Breakthrough Athlete
Stephen Curry, Davidson Basketball. Totaled 128 points in four NCAA Tournament games, including three straight 30-point performances. Led the Davidson Wildcats to their first Elite Eight appearance since 1969. Helped his team defeat three higher-ranked seeds, before falling to Kansas.
Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings. Set the NFL single-game rushing record (296 yards). Led the NFC in rushing with 1,341 yards. 2007 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year.
Kyle Busch, NASCAR. Recorded five 2008 Sprint Cup wins (through July 1, 2008). Leads the 2008 Sprint Cup points race (through July 1, 2008). Had won four Sprint Cup races in the previous four years.
Ana Ivanovic, Women's Tennis. Earned her first Grand Slam singles title, winning the 2008 French Open. Lost just one set en route to that championship. Moved into the No. 1 spot in the world rankings in 2008.

Best Record-Breaking Performance
Barry Bonds, San Francisco Giants. Broke Hank Aaron's all-time home run record (755). Hit number 756 off of Washington Nationals pitcher Mike Bacsik. Now has 762 career home runs.
Tom Brady & Randy Moss, New England Patroits. Assembled dual record-breaking seasons with the New England Patroits. Brady breaking Peyton Manning's single season mark for touchdown passes (49) with 50. Moss breaking Jerry Rice's single season touchdown reception record (22) with 23.
Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers. Broke Dan Marino's career mark for touchdown passes. Threw the record-breaking 421st touchdown to Greg Jennings in a September 2007 win over Minnesota. Retired with 442 career touchdown passes.
Usain Bolt, Sprinter. Broke the world record in 100-meters running 9.72 seconds at the Reebok Grand Prix. Broke the record previously held by Asafa Powell in September 2007. Was running the 100-meters for just the fifth time when he set the world record.

Best Upset
College Football: Appalachian State stuns Michigan. Blocked a last second field goal to conclude a shocking season-opener. Won on the road before over 100,000 fans in Ann Arbor. Became the first FCS team (formerly I-AA) to beat a top five team.
Super Bowl XLII: New York Giants upset New England Patroits. The Patroits entered the game 18-0, while the Giants entered as a Wild Card team with six losses. The Giants ended the Patroits' perfect season with a late touchdown to win the Super Bowl. Eli Manning hit Plaxico Burress for the game winning touchdown with :35 seconds to go.
College World Series: Fresno State beats Georgia. Became the lowest-seeded team ever to win the College World Series. Became the lowest-seeded team ever to reach the championship round of any NCAA tournament sport. Beat Georgia to win only the second NCAA championship, in any sport, in the school's history.
Belmont Stakes: Longshot Da' Tara (38-1) wins. Upset Triple Crown candidate Big Brown (A 1-4 favorite) to win the the Belmont Stakes. Da' Tara entered the race as a 38-1 longshot, but pulled off the unexpected upset.

Best Moment
Great Sportsmanship: Central Washington vs. Western Oregon Softball. Sara Tucholsky of Western Oregon, hit her first career home run. After injuring her knee tagging first base, she was carried around the bases by Central Washington players. The act contributed to Central Washington's own elimination from playoff contention.
No-Hitter: Red Sox pitcher Jon Lester. Less than two years after being diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma, threw a no-hitter. Threw 130 pitches, recording nine strikeouts and two walks in no-hitter. Became first Red Sox lefthander to throw a no-hitter since 1956.
First female IndyCar winner: Danica Patrick. Became the first female winner in IndyCar history, taking the Indy Japan 300. Finished 5.8594 seconds ahead of pole-sitter Helio Castroneves. At 26 years-old, she won in her 50th career IndyCar start.

Best Game
Super Bowl XLII: Giants over Patroits. The New York Giants beat the New England Patroits, 17-14. The Giants rallied to take the lead twice in the fourth quarter. A fourth consecutive Giants' postseason road win marked the first Patroits' loss in over a year.
NCAA Men's Basketball Championship: Kansas over Memphis. The Kansas Jayhawks trailed 60-51 with 2:12 left in regulation, but closed the second-half with a 12-3 run. Mario Chalmers made a three-pointer with two seconds left in regulation to send the game to overtime. Kansas then came away with a 75-68 overtime victory.
NBA Finals, Game 4: Celtics over Lakers. The Boston Celtics rallied from a 24-point deficit to beat the Los Angeles Lakers, 97-91. Down 35-14 after the first quarter, the Celtics became the first team in Finals history to overcome more than a 15-point first period deficit. Gave Doc Rivers' squad a 3-1 series lead en route to the championship.

Best Play
Super Bowl: Eli Manning to David Tyree. On third-and-five from the Giants 44-yard line, Eli Manning got out of the grasp of the Patroits' defense, connecting on a pass to a leaping David Tyree. The 32-yard completion gave the Giants a first down at the Patroits' 24-yard line.
Misssissippi Miracle. Division III Trinity University used 15 laterals after a completed pass on the final play of the game. The play resulted in an unlikely touchdown and a 28-24 victory over stunned Millsaps. Nicknamed the "Mississippi Miracle," seven different Trinity players touched the ball, including two offensive linemen.
Nash Shoots and Scores. Columbus Blue Jackets' Rick Nash, made several moves to score a phenomenal game-winning goal at Phoenix. He took a long outlet pass from Michael Peca just outside the Phoenix blue line before out maneuvering two defensemen. Then faked goaltender Mikael Tellqvist to the ice and fired into the open left side of the net for the score.
Big Ten Stunner. Minnesota's Blake Hoffarber scored on a length-of-the-court pass. Stunned favored Indiana in the Big Ten tournament. This marks his second ESPYs nomination (Winner of 2005 Best Play, as a high school player).

Best Sports Movie
Resurrecting the Champ. An up-and-coming sports reporter rescues a homeless man nicknamed "Champ." The reporter discovers that Champ is, in fact, a boxing legend previously believed to have passed away. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson and Josh Hartnett.
The Game Plan. An NFL quarterback is living the bachelor lifestyle. He discovers he has an eight-year-old daughter from a previous relationship. Starring: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Semi Pro. Jackie Moon is the owner-coach-player of the ABA Flint Michigan Tropics. He rallies his teammates to make their NBA dreams come true. Starring: Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson.
Leatherheads. A romantic comedy is set in the world of 1920s football. The owner of a pro team drafts a strait-laced college star, only to see his new coach fall for his fiancee. Starring: George Clooney and Renee Zellweger.

Best Coach/Manager
Tom Coughlin, New York Giants. Led the New York Giants to Super Bowl championship. Set a record with 11 straight road wins.
Terry Francona, Boston Red Sox. Led the Boston Red Sox to its second World Series championship in four years. With a 96-66 record (.593), had the second highest win total for a Red Sox manager in the last 29 years. Tied for major-league regular season high in wins.
Pat Summitt, Tennessee Women's Basketball. Earned her eighth national championship. Led the Tennessee Lady Vols to 36-2 record. Currently has 983 career wins.
Doc Rivers, Boston Celtics. Led the Boston Celtics to its first NBA championship since 1986. Orchestrated a 42-game turnaround (24 wins in 2006-2007 to 66 in 2007-08 regular season).

Best Finish
McMurray Edges Busch. Jamie McMurray beat Kyle Busch at Daytona International Speedway to win the Pepsi 400. They appeared to touch several times on their final lap with McMurray edging out Busch. McMurray crossed the finish line a mere 0.005 seconds ahead of Busch.
Hilltoppers Advance. Western Kentucky defeated Drake in 1st round of the NCAA men's basketball tournament on a buzzer beater. Ty Rogers hit a desperation 26-foot 3-pointer with three defenders in his face and no time on the clock.
Spurs Prevail. Michael Finley scored to send the game into overtime. Tim Duncan scored his first three-pointer of the season to send it into a second overtime. Steve Nash hit a last minute three-pointer, but Manu Ginobili answered, scoring the game winner with 1.8 seconds remaining in the second overtime.
Penguins Stay Alive. Penguins beat the Red Wings, 4-3, in three overtime periods. Maxime Talbot scored with 35 seconds left in regulation to extend the series and send it into overtime. Marc-Andre Fleury made 55 saves and Petr Sykora scored the game winning goal.

HUMMER LIKE NOTHING ELSE Award
Manny Ramirez, Boston Red Sox. Made catch against left-field wall, high fived a fan, and doubled off a runner at first base.
Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins. Scored an OT goal outdoors in the snow against the Sabres in Buffalo on New Year's Day.
Ashley Force, NHRA Race Car Driver. Became the first female to win an NHRA POWERade Drag Racing Series Funny Car event. Beat her dad, 14-time Funny Car champion John Force, to win the NHRA Southern Nationals in Atlanta.
George Martin, Former NFL Player. Walked over 3,200 miles and raised over $2M to support Ground Zero rescue and recovery workers in New York. Began in September 2007 and finished in June 2008.

Best NFL Player
Tom Brady, New England Patroits. NFL MVP. Led the Patroits to an NFL-first 16-0 regular season. Set the NFL single-season record for touchdown passes (50).
Randy Moss, New England Patroits. Caught 98 passes for 1,493 yards. Set the single-season record for touchdown receptions with 23. Had eight regular-season games with multiple touchdown receptions.
Eli Manning, New York Giants. Led Giants to the Super Bowl championship. Threw six touchdown passes and only one interception during the postseason.
LaDainian Tomlinson, San Diego Chargers. Led the NFL in rushing with 1,474 yards. Scored 15 rushing touchdowns.
Bob Sanders, Indianapolis Colts. Totaled 132 tackles and 3.5 sacks. Named Associated Press NFL Defensive Player-of-the-Year.
Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers. Completed 66.5 percent of his passes. Threw for 4,155 yards and 28 touchdowns. Led the Packers to NFC title game.

Best NBA Player
LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers. Led the NBA in scoring (30 PPG) becoming the second youngest player in NBA history to do so. Became the third player in NBA history to average at least 30 PPG, 7.9 RPG and 7.2 APG.
Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers. NBA MVP. Finished second in scoring during regular season (28.3 PPG). Led the Los Angeles Lakers to a berth in the NBA Finals.
Chris Paul, New Orleans Hornets. Became the first player to lead the NBA in assists and steals while averaging at least 20 PPG. Led the Hornets to the second-best record in Western Conference and a +17 game improvement.
Dwight Howard, Orlando Magic. Led the NBA in double-doubles (69). Averaged 20.9 points per game and 38 minutes per game. Led the NBA in rebounds per game (14.2).
Kevin Garnett, Boston Celtics. Led Celtics to a NBA-record +42 game improvement. Averaged 18.2 points per game and 13.2 rebounds per game during the NBA Finals. Named NBA Defensive Player of the Year.

Best Baseball Player
Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees. AL MVP. Led the majors in runs (143), home runs (54) and RBI (156). Finished the season with a .314 batting average.
Josh Beckett, Boston Red Sox. Was the only pitcher in the major leagues with 20 wins in 2007. Went 4-0 in the postseason with a 1.20 ERA. Registered 35 strikeouts with only two walks in 30 postseason innings pitched.
Jimmy Rollins, Philadelphia Phillies. NL MVP. Hit 30 home runs with 94 RBI. Stole 41 bases.
Jake Peavy, San Diego Padres. NL Cy Young award winner. Finished the season with a 19-6 record. Registered a 2.54 ERA with 240 strikeouts in 223.1 innings pitched.
C.C. Sabathia, Cleveland Indians. AL Cy Young award winner. Finished the season with 19-7 record. Registered a 3.21 ERA.

Best NHL Player
Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals. NHL MVP. Led the league in scoring (112 points) and goals (65). Set the NHL single-season record for goals by a left wing.
Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames. One of only three players to score 50 goals during the 2007-08 regular season. Scored 50-goals for the second time in his career. Recorded a career-best 98 points (50 goals, 48 assists) in 82 games.
Evgeni Malkin, Pittsburgh Penguins. Finished second in the NHL in scoring with 106 points (47 goals, 59 assists) in 82 games. Recorded a +16 regular season plus/minus rating.
Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins. Totaled 72 points in 53 regular season games. Recorded a +18 season plus/minus rating. Captained the Penguins to the Stanley Cup Finals with 27 points in 20 playoff games.
Pavel Datsyuk, Detroit Red Wings. Led the NHL with a +41 plus/minus rating. Finished fourth in NHL in scoring (97 points). Won the Selke Award as NHL's top defensive forward and Lady Byng Trophy for sportsmanship.

Best Male College Athlete
Tim Tebow, Florida Football. Won the Heisman trophy. Became the first college football player to throw and run for 20+ touchdowns in the same season. Threw 32 touchdown passes with only six interceptions.
Tyler Hansbrough, North Carolina Basketball. Named 2007-2008 Collegiate Player of the Year by the Associated Press, the NABC, and USBWA. Won the Wooden and Naismith Awards. Averaged 22.6 ppg, 10.2 rpg with a 54 field goal percentage.
Michael Beasley, Kansas State Basketball. Finished the season third in Division I scoring (26.2 PPG) and first in rebounding (12.4 RPG). Registered 30+ points and 10+ rebounds on 13 occasions during season. No. 2 overall pick in the NBA Draft.

Best Female College Athlete
Candace Parker, Tennessee Basketball. Led the Lady Vols to their second straight NCAA championship. Averaged 21.3 points and 8.5 rebounds in 38 games during 2007-08 season. Led her team to a 36-2 record.
Angela Tincher, Virginia Tech Softball. Maintained the nation's lowest ERA (0.63), with a nation-leading 13.8 strikeouts per seven innings. Finished her career third on the all-time NCAA strikeout list. Led her team to its first-ever NCAA College World Series, after a 38-10 record.
Rachel Dawson, North Carolina Field Hockey. Earned National Player of the Year and ACC Tournament MVP honors. Led her North Carolina to the NCAA championship scoring 19 goals in their 24-0 season. Named ACC Defensive Player of the year for a second time.

Best Bowler
Walter Ray Williams Jr. Led all PBA bowlers in average (228.34). Made eight championship round appearances (tied for second).
Chris Barnes. Made a PBA-high nine championship round appearances. Cashed in all 21 events he participated in.
Norm Duke. Led all PBA bowlers in earnings ($176,855). Became only the second bowler in history to win the four Grand Slam events in his career.

Best Fighter
Kelly Pavlik, Boxer. Scored seventh-round TKO over Jermain Taylor for the middleweight championship. Beat Taylor a second time in a non-title bout. Beat Gary Lockett in a middleweight title defense.
Floyd Mayweather, Boxer. Defeated previously-unbeaten Ricky Hatton on 10th round TKO. Improved his career record to 43-0 with the victory over Hatton in the WBC welterweight title bout.
Joe Calzaghe, Boxer. Crowned undisputed world super-middleweight champion with a unanimous decision over Dane Mikkel Kessler. Recorded his 21st WBO title defense while adding Kessler's WBA and WBC belts to his collection. Followed it all up with a victory over Bernard Hopkins.
Holly Holm, Boxer. Defeated previously-unbeaten Mary Jo Sanders. Defeated Belinda Laracuente in a 10-round unanimous decision for the IFBA welterweight title.
George St. Pierre, MMA. Regained the UFC welterweight championship with a TKO of Matt Serra. Sports a 16-2 record.

Best Driver
Jimmie Johnson. Won his second straight Nextel Cup championship in 2007, beating out Jeff Gordon. Recorded 10 victories, four pole awards, 20 top-five finishes and 24 top-10 finishes.
Kyle Busch. Started off 2008 with five NASCAR Sprint Cup Series wins by July 1st. Leading 2008 Sprint Cup points race (through July 1st). Had won four Sprint Cup races in previous four years.
Dario Franchitti. IndyCar champion. Recorded 12 top-five finishes in 2007 and became the only IndyCar driver to finish in the top seven of every race.
Lewis Hamilton. 2007 F-1 runner-up. Finished the 2007 season with four victories, 12 podium finishes and six pole positions.
Scott Dixon. Won the 2008 Indianapolis 500. Posted four IndyCar wins, finishing second in 2007 IndyCar points race.
Tony Schumacher. For the second season in a row, clinched the World Championship title with final pass in last race of 2007. Won his fourth straight World Championship, a POWERade Series Top Fuel record.

Best Female Action Sports Athlete
Gretchen Bleiler, Snowboarding. Won superpipe gold medal at 2008 Winter X Games. Won halfpipe at 2007 World Cup in Lake Placid also winning at 2007 Grand Prix, Tamarack and 2007 Breckenridge Grand Prix.
Jessica Patterson, Motocross. Won the 2007 Women's Motocross Association title.
Stephanie Gilmore, Surfing. At age 19, became the first surfer ever to win an ASP world title in rookie season. Recorded four 2007 Elite Tour victories.
Lindsey Jacobellis, Snowboarding. Returned fueled by disappointments at the 2006 Winter Olympics and 2007 Winter X Games to dominate boardercross circuit. Won gold medal at the 2008 Winter X Games and her second consecutive SBX World Championship in 2007.

Best Male Action Sports Athlete
Shaun White, Skateboarding, Snowboarding. First X athlete to have won gold in Summer and Winter X Games. Won skateboard vert competition in summer and snowboard superpipe in winter.
Kevin Robinson, BMX. Defended his Gold medal on the BMX Big Air ramp. Selected as X Games 13 Most Outstanding Athlete.
Chad Reed, Supercross. Dominated the 2008 AMA SuperCross circuit. Won nine races, earning the overall AMA World Champion Title.
Kevin Pearce, Snowboarding. Medaled twice (silver and bronze) at Winter X Games 12. Won the Arctic Challenge and Burton European Open.

Best Female Athlete With A Disability
Patty Cisneros, Basketball. Captained the U.S. women's wheelchair basketball team to win the Parapan American Games. Helped the U.S. squad win 2008 North American Cup.
Jessica Galli, Track and Field. Set the world record in the Women's Wheelchair 200-, 400- and 800-meters.
Susan Beth Scott, Swimming. Set a world record in the 400-meter freestyle at the 2008 U.S. Swimming Trials.
Shay Oberg, Softball. Born without a left hand, started in center field and switch-hit. Finished the season with three home runs, 13 RBI and a .280 average.

Best Male Athlete With A Disability
Matt Scott, Basketball. His defensive stop helped lead the U.S. Men's Wheelchair Basketball Team to gold in the Paralympic Pan-Am Games against Canada. Led the team with 13 total steals for the six-game tournament.
Phil Scholz, Swimming. Set American swimming records for the 50-meter butterfly, 800-meter freestyle and 1500-meter freestyle.
Marthell Vazquez, Soccer. Named MVP of the 2007 World Soccer Championships in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Led the U.S. team in scoring, notching four goals in the tournament.
Ryan Kocer, Wrestling. Lost his leg (below the knee) during football season leaving him with only a few months to prepare for wrestling season. The three-time defending state champion qualified for the state tournament again and managed a fourth place finish.

Best Female Tennis Player
Justine Henin. Won 10 tournaments in 2007 including the U.S. Open. Finished 2007 as the No. 1 ranked player in the world. Retired in 2008 while still holding No. 1 ranking.
Maria Sharapova. Won 2008 Australian Open without losing a set. Totaled three tournament wins in first four months of 2008. Spent time ranked at No. 1 in the world in 2008.
Ana Ivanovic. Earned her first Grand Slam singles title winning 2008 French Open. Lost just one set in winning French Open. Moved into No. 1 spot in the world in 2008.

Best Male Tennis Player
Roger Federer. Won both Wimbledon and the U.S. Open in 2007. Finished 2007 as the No. 1 ranked player in the world for the fourth straight year. Earned over $10M in prize money with a 68-9 match record in 2007.
Rafael Nadal. Recorded a 70-15 match record in 2007. Won his fourth straight French Open in 2008. Did not lose a set during the 2008 French Open.
Novak Djokovic. Won the 2008 Australian Open. Moved up to No. 3 in the world rankings.
Bob and Mike Bryan. Ranked No. 1 doubles team in the world. Combined to post 77-9 doubles record for the 2007 season.

Best Track and Field Athlete
Tyson Gay, Sprinter. Beat Asafa Powell in the 100-meters at the World Outdoor Track and Field Championships. Won three gold medals at the Worlds. Ran a wind-aided 9.68 seconds to win the 100 final at the 2008 U.S. Olympic track and field trials.
Allyson Felix, Sprinter. Became the second woman to win three golds at World Outdoor Track and Field Championships in 2007. Ran the 200-meters in 21.81 seconds - the fastest time run by a woman this century.
Jeremy Wariner, Sprinter. Won the 400-meter and 1600-meter relays at the World Outdoor Track and Field Championships. Posted a personal-best of 43.45 seconds in the 400-meters at that event. Ranked No. 1 in the world in the 400-meters for four straight years.
Usain Bolt, Sprinter. Ran a 9.72-second 100-meters, establishing a new world record at the Reebok Grand Prix. Shattered a record previously held by Asafa Powell.

Best Golfer
Tiger Woods. Won the inaugural FedEx Cup, while leading the PGA Tour in scoring and earnings. Became the sixth player to win at least three U.S. Opens. Won seven PGA Tour events in 2007 and four in 2008.
Lorena Ochoa. Won a second-straight Rolex Player of the Year, Vare Trophy. Became the first LPGA golfer to earn over $4M in a single season. Ranked No. 1 in the world.
Phil Mickelson. Won three tournaments in 2007. Ranked No. 2 in the world. Won two tournaments early in the 2008 season.
Annika Sorenstam. Won three tournaments and posted eight top 10 finishes in her first 11 starts on the 2008 LPGA Tour. Finished second in LPGA world ranking. Recorded six top-ten finishes in just 13 2007 events.

Best Jockey
Kent Desormeaux. Rode Big Brown to victory in the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness in 2008.
Garrett Gomez. Rode 266 winners in 2007 with his purses exceeding $23.8M.
Robby Albarado. Rode Curlin to victory in Breeders Cup Classic. Rode 253 winners in 2007 with his purses exceeding $19.3M.

Best Outdoor Athlete
Lance Mackey, Dog Musher. Won back-to-back Iditarods (2007 and 2008) and a fourth consecutive Yukon Quest (2005-08). Made history as the only musher to ever win both races in same year. Conquered neck cancer (2001) and is now cancer free.
David Hahn, Mountain Climber. Reached the summit of Mount Everest for the 10th time May 25, 2008 setting a record for American climbers. Holds the record for most summits of Vinson Massif (Antartica's highest point: 16,050 ft.) with 25.
Skip Storch, Marathon Swimmer. Completed a record swim, circling the island of Manhattan three times in 32:52:30. Beat the previous record by 00:37:30 while setting the record for two trips (20:56:17). After the swim he was briefly hospitalized for muscle tears, abrasions and hypothermia.
Captain Scott Smiley, Mountain Climber. Believed to be the only blind person to climb Mount Raineer. Accomplished the feat after being blinded by a roadside bomb in Mosul, Iraq. Named the Army Times Soldier of the Year in 2007.
Skeet Reese, Angler. Earned the 2007 B.A.S.S. Toyota Tundra Angler of the Year. Won three 2007 Bassmaster events.

Best MLS Player
Juan Pablo Angel, New York Red Bulls. Scored 19 goals in 24 regular season games in 2007. Finalist for the 2007 MLS MVP and Newcomer of the Year in 2007.
David Beckham, LA Galaxy. Logged four goals and six assists in first 12 games of 2008 season.
Landon Donovan, LA Galaxy. Totaled eight regular season goals and 13 assists in 2007 regular season. Scored 11 goals in the first 10 games to start the 2008 season.
Luciano Emilio, DC United. MLS MVP. Led MLS with 20 goals in the 2007 regular season.
Matt Reis, New England Revolution. Compiled a 1.43 goals-against-average with 10 shutouts in 2007. Started all 30 games in 2007.
Cuauhtemoc Blanco, Chicago Fire. Registered four goals and seven assists in 14 regular season games. Was a finalist for the MLS MVP award.

Best WNBA Player
Lauren Jackson, Seattle Storm. WNBA MVP. Led the league in scoring (23.8 PPG) and rebounding (9.7 RPG). Tied the WNBA record for most points in a game (47).
Diana Taurasi, Phoenix Mercury. Finished third in the WNBA in scoring (19.2 PPG). Scored 37 points in a game (vs. Houston on May 25, 2007). Led the Mercury to the WNBA championship.
Becky Hammon, San Antonio Silver Stars. Finished second in WNBA MVP voting. Ended the season fifth in the WNBA in scoring (18.8 PPG) and second in FT percentage (93.1). Led San Antonio to a seven-game improvement and its first playoff berth.
Seimone Augustus, Minnesota Lynx. Finished second in the WNBA in scoring in 2007 (22.6 PPG). Shot 50.8 percent from the field during 2007 season.

Best International Male Athlete
Rafael Nadal, Tennis. Recorded a 70-15 match record in 2007. Won his fourth straight French Open in 2008. Did not lose a set during 2008 French Open.
Cristiano Ronaldo, Soccer. Scored 31 goals in 34 appearances for Manchester United during the 2007-08 season.
Manu Ginobili, Basketball. Averaged 19.5 PPG and 4.8 RPG during 2007-08 NBA regular season. Won the NBA's Sixth Man award.
Kaka, Soccer. Earned the FIFA Best Male Soccer Player for the 2007 season.

Best International Female Athlete
Justine Henin, Tennis. Won 10 tournaments in 2007 including the U.S. Open. Finished 2007 as the No. 1 ranked player in the world. Retired in 2008 while still holding No. 1 ranking.
Lorena Ochoa, Golf. Won a second-straight Rolex Player of the Year, Vare Trophy. Became the first LPGA golfer to earn over $4M in a single season. Ranked No. 1 in the world.
Marta, Soccer. Scored a brilliant goal in World Cup semifinal win over the U.S. 2007 FIFA women's Player of the Year.
Lauren Jackson, Basketball. WNBA MVP. Led the league in scoring (23.8 PPG) and rebounding (9.7 RPG). Tied the WNBA record for most points in a game (47).

Intro to the ESPY noms

It's not every day I have to do a intro to a post in a seperate post. The reason is that the post I'll be setting up is so frickin' long, I feel like I will have no choice other than to post the main article in a seperate post. Anyways, this is for the ESPY nominations. If you don't know what the ESPYs are, it's the sports world's biggest (and maybe only) red carpet event of the year. Put together by ESPN, it honors the best athletes, coaches, teams, and events from the past year. I've posted all of the nominees in all of the categories with a brief synoposis of the nominees. Get ready, drink some caffine, and check out the ESPY nominations. You can also go to ESPN.com if you want to vote for your favorites. Well, here we go...

WILF Wednesday Week 15

Hello, dudes and dudettes, and welcome to yet another edition of the one, the only, the undupiclated WILF Wednesday! I'm Tom Barry, aka 313. For tonight's video, gotta send shout-out to theassman345xxxo, who keeps these hotties rolling. Anyways, what on Earth can I say about this lady that hasn't already been said. She is the Latina version of Cindy Crawford, in the case of the mole anyways. The first we saw of this uber-hottie was in the video for "Miami" by Will Smith. Since then, it's been all sexy photospreads and all-star movies. She's done "Training Day" with Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke, "2 Fast 2 Furious" with Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, and Ludacris, the highly-underrated and under appreciated (at least in my book) "Stuck On You" with Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, and Cher, "Hitch" with Will Smith and Kevin James, "Ghost Rider" with Nicolas Cage, and most recently "We Own the Night" alongside Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, and Robert Redford. Something funny i read about her, when she and Will reunited for "Hitch" and she asked if he remembered her from the video for "Miami", he had no idea that was her. See, Big Willy, that's when lying is a good thing. To say the least, the sky is the limit for this Cuban-American cutie. And as long as she still has breasts that I want to dive head first into and as ass that deserves to be spanked for no good reason, I'll still be checking her out. She's hot. She's a diverse actress. She's the hottest thing since the pizza that just came out of my oven. She's Eva Mendes.