Wednesday, April 30, 2008

WILF Wednesday, Week 6

Hey everybody. Tom here. You know, today, I had a lot of thoughts running in my head. How will I do on my anthropology final? What should get my sister before she comes home for her birthday tomorrow? Well, thank God, I got that all cleared out of the way, but I forgot something very important. Of course, it just took me until now to realize that it's WILF Wednesday. So what's on the menu tonight? I've got a delicious Armenian dish for you guys. She's a member of one of Hollywood's elite family circles. Her father, Robert, was a defense attorney for O.J. Simpson. Her stepfather, Bruce, is a former Olympian. She has two sisters that are as hot as her, Kourtney and Khloe. One of her stepbrothers, Brody, is a reality TV star. She was once married to Damon Thomas of The Underdogs. She's dated many more men, most recently she's been hanging on the arm of Reggie Bush. But it's her relationship with rapper Ray J that thrust her into the public eye. The two made a sex tape, and it wound up in the hands of Vivid Entertainment. She tried to get the tape back, but wound up settling for $5,000,000.00. Thank God she did let Vivid make it public. It put this lovely lady front and center into Hollywood's A-list. She had one of the hottest Playboy photoshoots ever. She's got her own reality show on E! She even was a special reporter backstage at WrestleMania XXIV. I have a feeling we'll be much more of her in the years to come, and I hope to God we do. I mean, those breasts are about as big as an overfilled water ballon. And yes, that is a compliment. And don't even get me started on that ass. If ever there was an excuse for Cosmo Kramer to found the Church of ATM, this girls would give him every reason to start building cathedrals. She's got a body I want to put my mouth all over. She's exotic. She's wild. She's a beauty, plain and simple. She's Kim Kardashian.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the 76ers vs. Pistons game

The Hero: Rasheed Wallace. 'Sheed put the hurt on Philly in so many ways, scoring 19 and swatting away six.
The Goat: Andre Miller. PG missed nine straight shots when Sixers were still close.

From the Red Wings vs. Avalanche game

The Hero: Pavel Datsyuk. Two goals on three shots, an assist -- it's great to see a star being a star and take some of the scoring burden off Johan Franzen.
The Goat: Peter Forsberg. He gave the Avs life, but his dumb double-minor gave the Wings a fourth goal they couldn't overcome.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Pistons vs. 76ers game

The Hero: Tayshaun Prince. Rangy Piston dropped a team-high 23 points, making all but one shot from the field (11-for-12), and continued his serieslong defensive lockdown on Andre Iguodala.
The Goat: Andre Iguodala. Speaking of Iguodala, the "Where's A.I.?" watch continued in Philly. The Sixers forward shot 4-for-16 from the field -- despite making his first three shots -- and committed a team-high five turnovers.

Backlash results

Look who's back en fuego. My Backlash picks went 5-2. That means my record has improved to 143-117. I'm back with a vengeance, baby! Thanks to Undertaker; Big Show; Kane; Shawn Michaels; and Beth Phoenix, Jillian, Layla, Melina, Natalya, & Victoria for finally pulling me out of that deep hole I dug myself into. Randy Orton and Montel Vontavious Porter, thanks for nothing. God, it feels good to get back to my winning ways.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Avalanche vs. Red Wings game

The Hero: Johan Franzen. He topped his Game 1 output - two goals - with a hat trick as the Red Wings romped to a 2-0 lead in the series.
The Goats: All of them. Goalie Jose Theodore was chased for the second straight game, but the Avs - those mountain goats - were outshot, outplayed, outfought and just plain overmatched.

Backlash card & picks

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Undertaker (c) vs. Edge

WWE Championship Fatal Four Way Elimination Match
John Cena vs. JBL vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H

Big Show vs. The Great Khali

ECW Championship
Kane (c) vs. Chavo Guerrero

Batista vs. Shawn Michaels

MVP vs. Matt Hardy

12-Diva Tag Team Match
Mickie James, Maria, Ashley Massaro, Michelle McCool, Cherry, and Kelly Kelly vs. WWE Women's champion Beth Phoenix, Melina, Jillian, Layla El, Victoria, and Natalya Neidhart

To say the least, 2008 has downright sucked as far as my WWE pay-per-view predictions go. But, as WrestleMania marks the ending of old storylines and the beginning of new ones, it should mark the end of my losing streak and the beginning of my next winning streak. That's why I'm taking Undertaker; Randy Orton; Big Show; Kane; Shawn Michaels; Montel Vontavious Porter; and Beth Phoenix, Jillian, Layla, Melina, Natalya, and Victoria. My record going into tonight is 138-115. It's time to get things rolling again.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

WrestleMania XXIV results

NOT AGAIN! While my picks did much better than the last two pay-per-views, I still sucked at picking the winners at WrestleMania XXIV. I went a paltry 4-5 on the night, sinking my record to 138-115. CM Punk, Shawn Michaels, Batista, and Beth Phoenix & Melina were my saving graces for the night. However, the losses to Triple H, Edge, Big Show, Finlay, and Chavo Guerrero made that night another disaster for me. God, I was considering changing from Chavo Guerrero to Kane, but I went against it. Eight seconds later, I regretted that decision. So, all I have to do now is hope that things will improve to the way they once were tomorrow night at Backlash. And of course, yours truely will be right here with the card, picks, and results.

And I think I need to give my loyal blog readers something to enjoy. While I rejoiced that Shawn Michaels prevented the show from being a total stinker in the record books, it made me cry (I'll admit) to have to see a legend like Ric Flair have to hang up the boots. It's just one of those things that professional wrestling fans knew would be coming, and soon, but hoped it never would. The good thing is that Flair doesn't have to be seperated from his wife and children because he's on the road close to 300 days a year, while still keeping close contact with his friends in the industry where he gave just under 36 years of his life. I'm afraid that no matter what I say about the nature Boy, they will never do the man credit. So, as a special treat, I bring you these presents. I have to say thanks to YouTube member PANDAjCK, who was at Amway Arena in Orlando the night after WrestleMania XXIV. This guy did something we wrestling fans should thank him for. From his seat, he used either his cell phone or camera to record Ric Flair's final moment in a WWE ring. And he didn't stop when the cameras connecting Orlando to the world were done, but he also got rare off-air footage that has become so hard to come by with the Undertaker and Vince and Stephanie McMahon. Thanks, PANDAjCK. Here you go, readers. In a four part presentation, Ric Flair's retirement speech (never mind the cat at the beginning of parts three and four, it's just to keep the with the title just to keep the WWE from pulling the clips).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQQnApsgPX4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMrRl8obteM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_2oFNuKa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tnhhTrdY20

WrestleMania XXIV card & picks

Triple-Threat WWE Championship Match
- Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
- Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker

NO HOLDS BARRED
Floyd "Money" Mayweather vs. The Big Show

Money In The Bank Ladder Match
- Ken Kennedy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Carlito vs. MVP vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison

Career Threatening Match
- Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels

Raw vs. Smackdown Match
- Umaga vs. Batista

BunnyMania Lumberjack Match
- Ashley & Maria vs. Beth Phoenix & Melina

Belfast Brawl
- Finlay vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

ECW Championship Match
- Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. Battle Royal Winner

God, after two straight losing pay-per-views, I was a due for a winning night or what? No Way Out was horrible, sinking my record to 134-110 after went 1-5 that night. So I was set to bounce back. My picks that night were Triple H, Edge, Big Show, CM Punk, Shawn Michaels, Batista, Beth Phoenix & Melina, and Finlay. Also, I took Chavo Guerrero, regardless of who won that Battle Royal. FYI, the Battle Royal was not a part of my picks because it aired exclusively on WWE.com, not on a pay-per-view. So was I successful in redeeming myself? NEXT POST!

Now Way Out results

Dear God, what happened to my crystal ball?! I bombed again. Well, if there is a silver lining to this, at least I got SOMETHING right. My No Way Out predictions went an abysmal 1-5. The only thing that saved me from beating my 0-5 output at the Royal Rumble was Edge. However, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Batista, CM Punk, and Mr. Kennedy left me high and dry. So, after yet another disaster, my record drops to 134-110. Could I save myself with the biggest night in sports entertainment, WrestleMania? NEXT POST!

No Way Out card and picks

Raw Elimination Chamber
Chris Jericho vs. JBL vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga

WWE Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena

World Heavyweight Championship
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio

Smackdown/ECW Elimination Chamber
Batista vs. Big Daddy V vs. Finlay vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. The Great Khali vs. Undertaker

ECW Championship
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk

Mr. Kennedy vs. Ric Flair

After a horrible Royal Rumble that saw me go 0-5 and drop to 133-105, this was my big chance at redemption. In doing so, I selected Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Edge, Batista, CM Punk, and Mr. Kennedy. So, could I bounce back? NEXT POST!

Royal Rumble results

I think it was Unforgiven in September 2006 that I hit my low point with just one right pick. Suffice to say, I have now hit a point so low, it can't go any lower. 0-5. That's right, I'll admit it, I was winless in five matches. Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Montel Vontavious Porter, Chris Jericho, and Batista, my bookie is on my ass beccause of you guys. Alright, I'm not serious about the bookie part. Betting on professional wrestling is a death wish. But seriously, even with the surprise entries of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Chavo Guerrero, Elijah Burke, Jimmy Superfly Snuka, and John Cena, I stil held firm on Batista. Although in retrospect,I think I should have taken a returning John Cena over everyone else. As a result of my stupidity, I dropped to 133-105. Could I bounce back with No Way Out? NEXT POST!

Royal Rumble card & picks

WWE Championship Match
- Randy Orton (c) vs. Jeff Hardy

World Heavyweight Championship Match
- Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio

Career Threatening Match
- U.S. Champion MVP vs. Ric Flair

-Chris Jericho vs. JBL

30 Man Royal Rumble Match (5 Spots Remain)
Umaga
Snitsky
Hardcore Holly
Mick Foley
Santino Marella
Carlito
Shawn Michaels
Ken Kennedy
Triple H
Hornswoggle
The Undertaker
Batista
Kane
Finlay
Jamie Noble
Great Khali
Mark Henry
Chuck Palumbo
John Morrison
The Miz
Shelton Benjamin
Big Daddy V
Tommy Dreamer
CM Punk

So after going 5-3 at Armageddon and boosting my record to 133-100, can I keep up my winning ways? Let's see. My picks for that night were Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Montel Vontavious Porter, Chris Jericho, and Batista (unless Jeff Hardy gets one of the final five spots, which I doubt). How'd I do? NEXT POST!

Armageddon results

The good news is that my Armageddon picks went 5-3. The bad news is that my vow not to get to 100 losses by the end of 2007 did not come true. Still, I have a great record at 133-100. Thanks a million to Jeff Hardy, Shawn Michaels, Finlay, Beth Phoenix, and Rey Mysterio. Randy Orton, Batista, and CM Punk & Kane, go work on your in-ring skills. Nexy up is the Royal Rumble. My picks are coming up in the NEXT POST.

Armageddon card and picks

Well, I've fallen horribly behind in my WWE picks. But, here I am, trying to back up for lost time before Backlash. So, after Survivor Series in November, I was at 128-97. Let's get to the Armageddon card. And by the way, these are my honest-to-God picks that I made the days of these pay-per-views.

WWE Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs. Chris Jericho

Triple Threat Match For The World Heavyweight Championship: Batista (c) vs. The Undertaker vs. Edge

#1 Contendership For The WWE Title At The Royal Rumble: Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy

Tag Team Match: ECW Champion CM Punk & Kane vs. Big Daddy V & Mark Henry

Singles Match: Mr. Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels

Singles Match: The Great Khali vs. Finlay

WWE Women's Championship Match: Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Mickie James

United States Championship Match: MVP (c) vs. Rey Mysterio

And my picks were Randy Orton, Batista, Jeff Hardy, CM Punk & Kane, Shawn Michaels, Finlay, Beth Phoenix, and Rey Mysterio. How did I do? NEXT POST!

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Pistons vs. 76ers game

The Hero: Samuel Dalembert. Philly's center rather quitely led the way with 22 points and 16 boards. Granted, there were a lot of misses for him to rebound.
The Goat: Rasheed Wallace. After that performance, you could put any number of Pistons here. But 'Sheed was held to two points on 1-for-6 shooting -- an inexcusable disappearing act after he showed he could dominate the paint in the first two games.

Friday, April 25, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Avalanche vs. Red Wings game

The Hero: Johan Franzen. Forward knocked the Wings' third goal in out of midair and then blasted in the game-winner early in the second period.
The Goat: Jose Theodore. The Avs didn't just send their goalie to the bench -- they shipped him back to the team hotel, claiming he was sick after getting pulled.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the 76ers vs. Pistons game

The Hero: Antonio McDyess. He made a great improvement from Game 1, with 16 points and 12 rebounds. Following a 6-and-6 performance Sunday, it's great to see Dyess step it up.
The Goat: Andre Iguodala. He has just been ice cold this whole series. In Game 2, he only went 1-for-9 for 4 points. Not want you need in a contract year.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

WILF Wednesday, Week 5

Good morning, America. Welcome back to the best time of the week ever, WILF Wednesday. Now, before I forget to do what I failed to do twice in the first four weeks, I think I need to say thanks to theassman345xxo for these videos. Over to this week's lovely lady. And I might want to warn you that even though this video is not pornographic, viewer discretion is advised. You look at this girl's career, and it has been nothing short of spectacular. Remember her when she first broke on to the scene in "The Horse Whisperer"? She's made so many quality movies under belt at such a young age. "Ghost World" was a cult favorite. "Lost in Translation" was perhaps her best role to date. "The Girl with a Pearl Earring" was a critical smash. And now, she's ventured out into more mainstream or blockbuster type roles. But let's face facts. The woman's twin peaks are so plump, I wouldn't mind sucking on them for a few hours. And that was made to influence a Flo Rida song. Just imagine her in apple-bottom jeans. She's busty. She's blonde. She's hot. She's a BAFTA winner. She's Scarlett Johansson.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Red Wings vs. Predators game

The Hero: Chris Osgood. He's taken the Red Wings from shaky to shutout goaltending. Overall, he gave up just one goal in 154 minutes against Nashville.
The Goat: Alexander Radulov. Not only was he a minus-2, he caused the already-undermanned Predators to miss Jason Arnott the last two games because of a goal-celebration concussion.

From the 76ers vs. Pistons game

The Hero: Andre Miller. Veteran point guard led the 76ers with 20 points, dished six assists and keyed their second-half rally.
The Goat: Chauncey Billups. Miller's counterpart missed his final six shots and passed up a decent look in the final minute.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Predators vs. Red Wings game

The Hero: Johan Franzen. The Wing's sliding backhand won it in OT. "Just a turnover in the neutral zone, something they feast on," Preds goalie Dan Ellis said.
The Goat: Ryan Suter. Preds defenseman turned the puck over to Franzen. "We wasted that good goaltending effort," Nashville coach Barry Trotz said of Ellis' 52 saves.

Friday, April 18, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Red Wings vs. Predators game

The Hero: Dan Ellis. Give the kid credit. Not only did he outplay the Dominator, but then he was able to hold off the swarming Red Wings.
The Goat: Domink Hasek. Giving up goals in bunches, at the worst times -- not a good combination. "Worst hockey I've played in my life," he said afterward. Ozzie?

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

WILF Wednesday, Week 4

Hello, guys. Ready to shake off those mid-week blues? Then you are in luck, because it's once again WILF Wednesday. Today's WILF only furthers the stereotype of the hot preacher's daughter. She is a mega pop star, with numerous hits under her belt. She's got the dancey songs ("I Think I'm in Love You", "Irresistible", "A Little Bit", "With You", "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'",) and the ballads ("I Wanna Love You Forever", "Sweetest Sin", "Take My Breath Away", "Angels", and "I Belong to Me"). She's done movies. Let's face it, "The Dukes of Hazzard" was terrible, she looks so good in a pink bikini. And she looked like she had so much fun with "Employee of the Month". But her career really skyrocketed when she agreed to let MTV follow her and her then-husband Nick Lachey for a little show called "Newlyweds". While she showed off her sexy side a lot, she also showed quite the ditzy side. You all remember the Chicken of the Sea moment, right? But that can be forgiven. She promised to stay a virgin until marriage, which had us thinking either marry me or marry Nick, consumate the marriage, divorce him, and marry me. She's got a pair of double-D breasts I wanna suck on, and an ass that I want to smack until she yells out how much of a bad girl she is. She's talented, she's funny, she's oh-so-hot. She's Jessica Simpson.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Red Wings vs. Predators game

The Hero: Jason Arnott. The Predators captain emerged from a series-long funk by slapping in the winning goal in the third period.
The Goat: Dominik Hasek. The Wings goalie is suddenly giving up goals in twos: Two quick ones in the second period of Game 2, two quick ones in the third period Monday, and then the dagger -- two goals in nine seconds near the end of the third.

Monday, April 14, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the final round of The Masters

The Hero: Trevor Immelman. He was leaking a little oil down the stretch, but the wire-to-wire winner proved he had enough left in the gas tank to cross the finish line in first.
The Goat: Steve Flesch. The grinding left-hander's final round ground to a halt with four straight bogeys on holes 14-17 that took him out of contention.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Predators vs. Red Wings game

The Hero: Tomas Holmstrom. He's not 100% yet, but he scored a big insurance goal, had an assist and four hits.
The Goat: Greg Zanon. Predators defenseman had a hand in the winning goal -- actually, it was his foot that deflected in Kris Draper's shot.

From the third round of The Masters

The Hero: Trevor Immelman. The small South African came up big by increasing his lead and threatening to become the first wire-to-wire Masters winner since 1976.
The Goat: Phil Mickelson. Lefty left plenty of shots out there and maybe his chance at a third green jacket with poor putting and a huge double-bogey mistake on Hole 16.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the second round of The Masters

The Hero: Trevor Immelman. The small South African returned from a big scare when a tumor turned out to be benign and has taken the second-round lead.
The Goat: The rules of golf. These sometimes lame and antiquated guidelines led Bernhard Langer and amateur Michael Thompson to call penalties on themselves when the wind moved their balls after address.

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Predators vs. Red Wings game

The Hero: Henrik Zetterberg. Zetterberg scored the winning goal and added an empty-netter for insurance. He also took eight shots and was plus-2.
The Goats: Top Predators. The Preds got nothing from their top two scorers: J.P. Dumont (two shots, minus-3) and Jason Arnott (no shots, minus-1).

From the first round of The Masters

The Hero: Brian Bateman. The unsung defending Buick Open champion, who birdied his final hole at Warwick Hills last year, birdied his final hole Thursday and shot three-under-par 69 to climb almost to the top of the leader board.
The Goat: Fred Couples. Oops. Boom Boom blew up with five bogeys on the front nine and shot 76, jeopardizing his chances today of making a record 24th straight cut at the Masters.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

WILF Wednesday Week 3

What's happening, everybody? It's Wednesday, and that can only mean one thing. Of course, I'm talking about WILF Wednesday. So what's up my sleeve this week. Thanks to theassman345xxxo (as with every video), I have another recent MILF (oh, by the way, before I forget, this video isn't for everybody, so even though it's not pornographic, if you're under 18, get the f**k out). I know some of you have feelings of white hot hatred towards her *looks at Victor* but I can't please everybody, can I? But God, where do I start with this lady? Let's see, like Britney Spears from last week, she's a former Mousekeeter. But it was just a matter of time before she got her career on the rise. Known for having a great range of vocals, this artist has reinvented herself many times over, just like her idol, Madonna. She's come out with danceable hits like "Genie in a Bottle", "Dirrty", "Lady Marmalade", and "Ain't No Other Man", as well as ballads such as "I Turn To You", "Beautiful", and "Hurt". But look at that body. A deep valley of cleavage. An ass I'd hit to centerfield at Comerica Park (that's 420 feet). She's a 4 time Grammy Award winner. She's hot. She's spicy. She's Christina Aguilera.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

One of my lesser known obsessions...

"'Is there something wrong with, after our work is done, hanging out and watching a little of The OC? Or singing karaoke? Or reading comic books? Does something have to been complicated and hard to understand to be culture? A hundred years from now, after we're all dead from the Yellowstone caldera, or the ice caps melting, or no more petroleum, or killer algae taking over the planet, when whatever remains of human civilization looks back at early twenty-first century society, who do you think is going to better describe what our lives were really like - an essay on the ways the media exploits us, or a single episode of Sailor Moon? I'm sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, give me anime, or give me death.'"
-Meg Cabot writing as Mia Thermopolis,
"Princess in Training"

Truer words cannot have been said, Meg. I may not have said much of the topic, but I can't help but say it. Tom Barry hearts anime. You can call me crazy if you want, but my childhood was mainly during the meteroic rise of anime's popularity in the United States. It all started off with reruns of the basics, "Speed Racer", "Voltron", and "Thunder Cats" (HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!). Of course, that was nothing compared to the popularity of "Transformers". If I was going to get a toy Transformer, I don't think I could have done enough asking for Optimus Prime, Megatron, and the rest of the Autobots and Decepticons.

The mid to late nineties starting rolling around, and though I was growing up, I was still an anime junkie. I don't think I would have survived if I had missed an episode of "DragonBall", "Digimon", "Yu-Gi Oh", or "Gundum". Of course, I grew up in the most exhausting era for parents, the era of "Pokemon". Had to watch the cartoons and the movies, get the games and the cards. Seriously, if you were my age back then, I don't think there was much of you who tried to smuggle your Pokemon cards or Game Boy into school for recess.

As the 2000's came, I sort of tuned out on anime. I believe that much of the children friendly anime really became and still is crap for two reasons. One, the American media is enthralled with anime, they will ship over the worst cartoons out there. Two, it's simply a case of bad adaptation. Poor dubbing, cut episodes, plots, or scenes, or not poor transformation of the cartoon from Japan to the United States would do it in.

And while anime does have a bit of down side, I'm not sure that many people realize just how much influence anime has has on American entertainment. Do you people know how many quality movies or TV shows have some degree of anime in it? I'm talking about longt-ime running shows and blockbuster movies. I mean "300", "The Matrix", "The Simpsons", the 2005 "War of the Worlds", "Blade Runner", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", and even "Star Wars". All of those have to thank anime in some way for their inspiration.

But, the original anime has not been forgotten, thank God! Now that I'm older, I think I can fully appreciate more mature anime movies than I used to. Look at "Akira", "Ghost in the Shell", "Karas: The Prophecy", or "The Castle of Cagliostro". And I would be more than happy to scream from the highest mountaintop that I consider "Spirited Away" to be one of the best movies ever made.

And if that weren't enough, look at what's being done with anime today. They're being turned into live-action hit movies. Do I even have to guess how much money "Transformers" grossed. And if that weren't enough, Michael Bay spent his Writer's Guild of America strike drawing up a script for a sequal. Yay! And there's two sure-fire anime hits that are coming soon. This summer, "Speed Racer" gets brought to life, and with an all-star cast to boot (Emile Hirsch, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Christina Ricci, and Matthew Fox). Did I mention the Wachowski's, who used their anime influence for the "Matrix" series, directed, produced, and wrote this big screen ride? And look at 2009, when "Dragonball" gets a live version makeover. Some of the cast playing lead characters, I've never heard (who the hell are you, Justin Chatwin and Jamie Chung), but at least has actors I'm familiar with (James Marsters, Emmy Rossum, Chow Yun-Fat). And the anime explosion is going to continue. After the animated version had some success in limited release in 1989, "Akira" will be brought to the big screen with real actors. I don't the dates or actors, but the mere fact that it is BEING PRODUCED BY LEONARD DICAPRIO means that will certainly kick ass. And even the original anime series to come to America will be getting a CGI makeover for a 2009 release. That's right, "Astro Boy" is coming back to America.

Alas, if there is one thing I can do to make anime even better than before in America other than scrapping those crappy remakes on TV by 4Kids Entertainment, well, I recommend taking one last look at what Meg wrote to come out of the mouth of Mia. More than any anime, I was a HUGE fan of "Sailor Moon". Yeah, I know, you're probably thinking something's wrong with my head. Again. Why the hell would I be lured in by the first anime to come to America aimed at girls? The fighting. The same can be said for just about every other male who watched that show at my age, too. After Cartoon Network lost its broadcasting rights to the show, I kind of forgot about from about 2003 on. It wasn't until 2007 that I was reunited with "Sailor Moon". I was just minding my own business, cruising YouTube, when something caught my eye. "Sailor Moon". It took me a while to connect the dots, but I figured why it sounded so familiar. I clicked on the link. At the moment, at the age of 21, was I once again enthralled by the adventures of Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Amara, Michelle, Trista, Hotaru, Rini, Darien, Luna, Artemis, and Diana. To be honest, I had the hugest crush on Amy, aka Sailor Mercury, *puts the brakes on* Too much information. Anyways, I'm hearing that the popularity of the show is on the rise once more, thank you, cult followings. It's becoming one of the most watched animes on YouTube, both with the dub (Yay!) and the original with English subtitles (YAY!). In August 2007, the Anime News Network held a poll of which of 50 animes fans wanted see most for Video on Demand service. Out of 3,973 votes cast, 2,535 votes, or 63.7% of the overall vote, went to "Sailor Moon" far ahead of second-place "Digimon" (1,641 votes, or 41.2%). And that includes the never released into English Season 5. *Fanboy scream* The most telling sign of popularity? MOVIE RUMORS! Once Joss Whedon dropped from the production of "Wonder Woman" some sites where abuzz that Whedon was being recruited for a "Sailor Moon" movie with a killer cast. Think of this, Mischa Barton as Sailor Moon, Alexis Bledel as Mercury, Julie Gonzalo as Venus, Amber Tamblyn as Jupiter, Deanna Casaluce as Mars, Danielle Panabaker as Neptune, Maggie Grace as Uranus, and A.J. Cook, Elisa Donovan, Amanda Righetti, Emma Caufield, and Rachel Blanchard as the main villians. Quality director with a hot ass cast. Sound too good to be true. Sadly, it is. Thanks to spelling errors and the list of too many names of those cast, it was quickly shot down. But how cool would it be if that were to happen? Let's say if "Sailor Moon" where to be resurrected. Not only would I be happy to see those actresses in mini-skirts, but I think it would be the peak of anime in America. So come on. Let America have what it wants. Give me anime, or give me death.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

WILF Wednesday Week 2

Happy Wednesday, guys. I'm really starting to love the middle of the week because that is one thing I really look forward to putting in this blog. WILF Wednesday! And today, I not only have a WILF, but I also have a recent MILF. You may know this woman for turning out hit after hit on the radio, with songs like "...Baby One More Time", "(U Drive Me) Crazy", "Oops!... I Did it Again", "Stronger", "I'm a Slave 4 U", "Overprotected", "Me Against the Music", "Toxic", "Gimme More", and "Piece of Me". She's a former Mickey Mouse Club member, an actress (personally, I'd take her cameo in "Austin Powers in Goldmember" over her starring role in "Crossroads", though), and tabloid target (DAMN YOU TO HELL, K-FUCK!). She's won a Grammy Award and an Ivor Novello Award. She's really my first teenage celebrity crush, and with an ass like that and boobs I want to get lost in, I'd be more than willing to be her next husband. She's as hot as a bowl of shrimp gumbo. She's the legendary Britney Spears.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

313's Heroes and Goats

From the Royals vs. Tigers game

The Hero: Tony Pena. The Royals' shortstop -- batting in the ninth position -- was 0-for-4 with three strikeouts until the 11th inning, when he drove in the winning run with a two-out single.
The Goats: The bullpen. Of course I had them penciled in all spring, but Tigers relievers couldn't hold a lead for a tiring Justin Verlander and allowed Kansas City to win in extra innings.